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iFliPcEss · 06-08-2004, 09:23 AM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cash register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. "I'm really going to put it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Fabuleux · 06-08-2004, 09:26 AM

Good one

Hue G. Pness · 06-08-2004, 09:27 AM

Hardcore J · 06-08-2004, 09:28 AM

=^..^= · 06-08-2004, 09:29 AM

awesome

EviLGuY · 06-08-2004, 09:31 AM

Oldie but a goodie.

Manowar · 06-08-2004, 09:32 AM

misty_dayz · 06-08-2004, 09:32 AM

i heard that one a long time ago but it was great to read it again after all this time

Pappa · 06-08-2004, 09:34 AM

Trixie Racer · 06-08-2004, 09:35 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Chaldoray · 06-08-2004, 09:35 AM

iFliPcEss · 06-08-2004, 09:45 AM

The moral lesson...

Before the "big event" you outta have some little background check on your future-in laws or much better if you gonna ask for their pic.

PBucksLauren · 06-08-2004, 10:08 AM

LOL ...

samuel · 06-08-2004, 10:11 AM

haha.. that's good.. very old, but good..

samuel

Tania · 06-08-2004, 10:13 AM

cool one

Psytonic · 06-08-2004, 10:14 AM

Lykos · 06-08-2004, 10:53 AM

Not bad

Screaming · 06-08-2004, 10:55 AM

David! · 06-08-2004, 10:59 AM

Mefo · 06-08-2004, 11:02 AM

lol good one

4Pics · 06-08-2004, 11:09 AM

Monique Niccole · 06-08-2004, 11:11 AM

that's pretty funny

Firehorse · 06-09-2004, 01:47 PM

Thanks for the laugh, awesome joke!

TweetyBird · 06-09-2004, 02:28 PM

hehe

Chris · 06-09-2004, 02:32 PM

06-08-2004, 09:23 AM	#1
iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	First Time... A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the cash register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. "I'm really going to put it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	The moral lesson... Before the "big event" you outta have some little background check on your future-in laws or much better if you gonna ask for their pic.

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