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Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 11:37 AM

FIRE ANTS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!

i went outside to get the fucking mail and i seen my car mag was in there, so i decide to just stand there and read.... not fuckign noticing the nice mount of sand i am standing in is a fucking ant hill... yes those fuckers decided to go all in my shoes and pants and fucking bit up my legs and feet pretty fucking good.. god damn those fucking ants. my legs are itchy as fuck now

sinkiss · 06-06-2004, 11:41 AM

yes they do suck! rub some alcohol where they bit ya. cleans it out and should help the itching.

nathan_f · 06-06-2004, 11:43 AM

Manowar · 06-06-2004, 11:43 AM

Ouch, those fire ants owned you man

Screaming · 06-06-2004, 11:53 AM

gets some hydrocortisone

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 11:55 AM

i heard bakingsoda mixed with some water (make a paste) actually works...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-06-2004, 12:07 PM

whats wild is that each ant will bite you with all its force.. the little fuckers curl up into a ball that they bite so hard

fucking_remco · 06-06-2004, 12:29 PM

I never really thought the mouth of a fire ant was big enough to hold a cock in it ......

Gheenz · 06-06-2004, 12:33 PM

You get mail delivered on Sundays?!

NBDesign · 06-06-2004, 12:38 PM

had a summer job in FLA when i was in high school doing maintenance around a construction site... I was moving some sod one day and next thing i knew... I had them all over me. Man that was horrible.....

Those things can kill you with enough bites....

Ar3s · 06-06-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by milhouse_dick
You get mail delivered on Sundays?!

no, but i got the house to myself for the weekend and i wasnt home yesterday to get the mail, so it was sitting there since saturday

zentz · 06-06-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

where

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 12:47 PM

i had a biger banner in before... i already changed it... thanks again for pointing it out to me nathan

nathan_f · 06-06-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by zentz
where

jeffs was, fixed now though

PrivateIvy · 06-06-2004, 12:57 PM

I hate ants....use to try to drown them when I'd find an army near my porch , but saw the Orkin commercial that said ants can live completely submerged in water for 14 days.....they are some versatile and strong creatures

Ivy

marko13 · 06-06-2004, 12:58 PM

sorry dude...

Jace · 06-06-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

rofl

hahaha, NICE!

KRL · 06-06-2004, 01:08 PM

Sorry, man I know that pain.

I remember when I first came to Florida and everyone kept telling me to watch out for the fire ants.

So I'm working around our first place here and see some big mean ass looking black ants and I'm thinking whoa those must be the fire ants everyone told me about cause of how big they were.

Then I see these little tiny red guys in a mound and I'm thinking boy these critters know how to build a nice sized mound. But they look like a bunch of lightweights compared to the big black dudes. So I start flattening out their mound with my foot.

Next thing I know, a zillion of them are coming out of the ground, and I'm thinking damn they're not happy campers their mound is getting tossed, but I still thought they were so small and non-threatening looking so I kept at it.

All of a sudden, I start feeling stinging on my ankle, one two three four five . . . and I start jumping around trying to shake them off and I realized oh my god these must be the fire ants not the big black ones.

I was so freaked out I jumped in the pool itching like hell.

They are now public enemy number 1.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 01:13 PM

@ KRL...

lmfao

thats almost as funny as this story..

there is a Drift team (car racing) around in tampa and their name is "No Ants" they got the name because of some kid from japan came to live there and he didnt know what fire ants were. anyways, hanging out with the guys he was standing in a ant pile and started getting bit so he started scraming (because of poor english) "NO ANTS!!! NOOOO!! NO ANTS!"

and now everytime the poor kid sees them walking toward him he freaks out and tell them "no ants"

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 01:15 PM

oh.. and i read that if you wanna wipe out ants, take a shovel and grab one ant pile and throw it on to another ant pile... they will fight to the death for some reason, i guess its like getting invaded or something, but they will kill each and everyone of eachother

pimplink · 06-07-2004, 01:55 AM

Go to your tub for a hot soak...'ll lessen the itch...

BlueQuartz · 06-07-2004, 02:06 AM

OUCH!

those things really fucking hurt hey!!

we have huge probelms with them here (Australia)

Mr. Marks · 06-07-2004, 02:09 AM

as long as we let them be, theyre just fine.

but way theyre way nasty. hate their bites swelling up like hell.

hijaker · 06-07-2004, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

LOL

Vitasoy · 06-07-2004, 02:16 AM

damn... that sounds painful.

Kicker · 06-07-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f

erehwon · 06-07-2004, 02:25 AM

With a subject like that, I thought this was about Deadwood.

mastamind · 06-07-2004, 02:27 AM

damn geting bit by a bunch of ants sucks ouch

EviLGuY · 06-07-2004, 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by erehwon
With a subject like that, I thought this was about Deadwood.

Thats what I was thinking too.

NoCarrier · 06-07-2004, 06:34 AM

Psytonic · 06-07-2004, 06:37 AM

Damn that's gotta suck. In Australia I think they are becoming more of a problem. From what i've seen they can cause some pretty nasty shit

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-07-2004, 11:58 AM

yeah my legs are all fucked up today, got alot of bite marks.. itchy as fuck too.. oh well, shit happens

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