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Important Question For Religious Moro......um....People
Ok so the Gipper himself has finally passed away after a decade of brain deterioration, his IQ near the end was about 6, an eggplant has an IQ of 5.
so what happens when Ronald Reagan goes to Heaven? Does he get his brain unscrambled? Physically, what age is your body when you get into Heaven? If you die at 93 are you stuck looking like a 93 year old or do they cut you a break and you can shave some years off? How come religious people are always so sure about shit but when you ask them the real nitty gritty questions they never have any answers?
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You turn into a fart... then we all gather up in the giant FART-HEAVEN-CLOUD-OF-DOOM-(AND-GOODNESS) then we whaft into the nose of the god running another universe. TYhis whole thing is jsut to collect far.... er... souls so that we can pull a fast on on the "god" of the next cosmos over. ITS GONNA BE GREAT!!!
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you just made that up!
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Now with more Jayne
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church=obedience school
i find it amusing the ones preaching about the bad in the world and what not are worse then the people who they preach too.
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That might be a wrong way of looking at it. The soul/energy wouldnt have an outer body.
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