Important Question For Religious Moro......um....People
 

Ok so the Gipper himself has finally passed away after a decade of brain deterioration, his IQ near the end was about 6, an eggplant has an IQ of 5.

so what happens when Ronald Reagan goes to Heaven? Does he get his brain unscrambled? Physically, what age is your body when you get into Heaven? If you die at 93 are you stuck looking like a 93 year old or do they cut you a break and you can shave some years off?

How come religious people are always so sure about shit but when you ask them the real nitty gritty questions they never have any answers?

You turn into a fart... then we all gather up in the giant FART-HEAVEN-CLOUD-OF-DOOM-(AND-GOODNESS) then we whaft into the nose of the god running another universe. TYhis whole thing is jsut to collect far.... er... souls so that we can pull a fast on on the "god" of the next cosmos over. ITS GONNA BE GREAT!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you just made that up! :mad:

They have 'faith', they don't need to think. People generally don't LIKE to think.. (it really is true.. I've read some amazing studies) and this way they don't HAVE to! Especially about the big scary questions like what happens when I die?

well, he *is* Jesus Christ. If anyone can make it up it should be him.

church=obedience school
i find it amusing the ones preaching about the bad in the world and what not are worse then the people who they preach too.

That might be a wrong way of looking at it. The soul/energy wouldnt have an outer body.

Then how can a soul see, feel move or experience anything?