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Old 06-05-2004, 11:55 PM   #101
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:56 PM   #102
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:57 PM   #103
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:57 PM   #104
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:58 PM   #105
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:58 PM   #106
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:59 PM   #107
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she steps on a scale it read "one at a time please"
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:00 AM   #108
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:00 AM   #109
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:01 AM   #110
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:01 AM   #111
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:02 AM   #112
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:03 AM   #113
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:04 AM   #114
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rick latona's mother is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:04 AM   #115
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:05 AM   #116
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:06 AM   #117
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:06 AM   #118
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rick latona's mother is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:07 AM   #119
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:08 AM   #120
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:08 AM   #121
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:09 AM   #122
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:09 AM   #123
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:10 AM   #124
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rick latona's mother is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:10 AM   #125
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rick latona's mother is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:11 AM   #126
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:12 AM   #127
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rick latona's mother is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:12 AM   #128
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:13 AM   #129
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rick latona's mother is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:13 AM   #130
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rick latona's mother is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:14 AM   #131
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rick latona's mother is so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:15 AM   #132
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rick latona's mother is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:15 AM   #133
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rick latona's mother is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:16 AM   #134
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rick latona's mother is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:16 AM   #135
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:17 AM   #136
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rick latona's mother is so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:18 AM   #137
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rick latona's mother is so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:18 AM   #138
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rick latona's mother is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:19 AM   #139
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rick latona's mother is so fat were in her right now
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:19 AM   #140
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rick latona's mother is so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:20 AM   #141
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rick latona's mother is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:21 AM   #142
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rick latona's mother is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:21 AM   #143
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:21 AM   #144
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:22 AM   #145
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rick latona's mother is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:23 AM   #146
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:24 AM   #147
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she has to give directions!
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:24 AM   #148
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rick latona's mother is so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:25 AM   #149
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rick latona's mother is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said "Taxi!"
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:25 AM   #150
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