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KRL · 06-05-2004, 03:52 PM

That sucks.

Overscore · 06-05-2004, 03:53 PM

If the horse were from anywhere but Philly, he would have won.

unconnected · 06-05-2004, 03:53 PM

are we talking about the race horse here?

AdultNex · 06-05-2004, 03:53 PM

So close... That Birdseed horse just came out of nowhere.

Holly · 06-05-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex
So close... That Birdseed horse just came out of nowhere.

Birdstone, not seed. ;-}

He was always the biggest threat, imo. Rock Hard Ten gave SJ the best competition at Preakness, but I knew if he got beat today it would be by Birdstone.

On a happy note, if it couldn't be SJ, I'm glad it was Birdstone. Nick Zito deserved to finally have a win.

I have to go puke, now.

Head · 06-05-2004, 04:14 PM

Ya no kidding!

KRL · 06-05-2004, 04:18 PM

The Whitney family has been in horse racing for a long time and have great horses.

Jedimaster · 06-05-2004, 04:19 PM

PS,,the 39 year old VET was kind of cute.

Is she a MILF?

stevecore · 06-05-2004, 04:21 PM

horse races are so much fun... being down by the track the sheer sound of the horses just tells you how much power is whizzing by you when the pass.

Holly · 06-05-2004, 04:25 PM

I'm so sad!!

I really am happy for Nicky Zito, but I wanted Smarty to win so bad.

jimmyf · 06-05-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Holly

I'm so sad!!

I really am happy for Nicky Zito, but I wanted Smarty to win so bad.

I wanted Smarty to win also

Head · 06-05-2004, 04:32 PM

my gf is sad smarty lost! She was hoping to see Smarty repeat Secretariat's 1973 monster 31 length win of the Belmont.

KRL · 06-05-2004, 04:37 PM

Some guy went and bought 6,000 individual $2 To Win tickets on Smarty.

I'm sure he was probably figuring to sell them on e-bay as souveniers.

Ms_Taken · 06-05-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Head
my gf is sad smarty lost! She was hoping to see Smarty repeat Secretariat's 1973 monster 31 length win of the Belmont.

thats what I was hoping for too

Holly · 06-05-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Head
my gf is sad smarty lost! She was hoping to see Smarty repeat Secretariat's 1973 monster 31 length win of the Belmont.

I honestly thought it was gonna happen, too.

He was 11 1/2 at the Preakness, and I was so sure he'd do even better today. Good thing I didn't bet.

Holly · 06-05-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Some guy went and bought 6,000 individual $2 To Win tickets on Smarty.

I'm sure he was probably figuring to sell them on e-bay as souveniers.

My family got some!

They had to open a separate window just for people buying up the tickets.

I heard them say that about the 6,000 ticket guy, before the race. I was actually thinking what a dummy I was for not having the good sense to have everyone I knew who went, buy up a bunch. Thank God I don't have to look at a bunch of Smarty tickets now.

SeTec · 06-05-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Overscore
If the horse were from anywhere but Philly, he would have won.

yeap. you know its bad when the guys who won feel bad

KRL · 06-05-2004, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
My family got some! They had to open a separate window just for people buying up the tickets.

I heard them say that about the 6,000 ticket guy, before the race. I was actually thinking what a dummy I was for not having the good sense to have everyone I knew who went, buy up a bunch. Thank God I don't have to look at a bunch of Smarty tickets now.

I'm sure he'll still make at least his money back selling those on eBay. It was actually a clever way to be when you think about it.

If he won he could have cashed some in and sold some for top dollar and with the loss he can recover his $12K by pawning off the tickets now as collectors items.

Monique Niccole · 06-05-2004, 04:57 PM

I really thought he was going to win there for a second.

BigG · 06-05-2004, 05:47 PM

Yesterday I visited "smarty" and when I was petting his nose, I had some spunges cupped in my hand and I pushed them into his nostrils. This is an old trick to sabotage a horse (before a race) and it worked once again!

Someone was offering 40 million for "smarty" and they said if he had won today they would pay 50 million.

How much do you make from a "stud?"

digifan · 06-05-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Some guy went and bought 6,000 individual $2 To Win tickets on Smarty.

I'm sure he was probably figuring to sell them on e-bay as souveniers.

Ouch.. that's a lot of money

serious · 06-05-2004, 05:53 PM

this thread has taught me that:

1. there was a horse race today

2. a horse named smarty lost

3. smarty is worth 40 million dollars

Honeyslut · 06-05-2004, 06:47 PM

My neighbor sold a yearling for 25k last week since a mare that she breed won a race a month or so ago.

MissEve · 06-05-2004, 07:15 PM

Mary Lou Whitney who is 70+ is married to a local Anchorage, AK guy John Hendrickson who is 30 something. He used to be a handsome tennis player/playboy who some think is clearly gay. He seems to have lost some hair and gained some weight since they got married. They own a house here and its funny to see pics of them from charity events etc.

Spunky · 06-05-2004, 07:19 PM

Yep..Smarty just ran out of gas...good race though

Illicit · 06-05-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Overscore
If the horse were from anywhere but Philly, he would have won.

got that right !

KRL · 06-05-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by MissEve
Mary Lou Whitney who is 70+ is married to a local Anchorage, AK guy John Hendrickson who is 30 something. He used to be a handsome tennis player/playboy who some think is clearly gay. He seems to have lost some hair and gained some weight since they got married. They own a house here and its funny to see pics of them from charity events etc.

That's her boy toy.

SureFire · 06-05-2004, 07:30 PM

I doubt if Smarty got owned. He came in second. Not bad for a no name and the owners can't afford his new insurance premiums if he won.

Honeyslut · 06-05-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by BigG
Yesterday I visited "smarty" and when I was petting his nose, I had some spunges cupped in my hand and I pushed them into his nostrils. This is an old trick to sabotage a horse (before a race) and it worked once again!

Someone was offering 40 million for "smarty" and they said if he had won today they would pay 50 million.

How much do you make from a "stud?"

My neighbor pays 2k per mare for breeding and I was told that was cheap for the stallion

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	So close... That Birdseed horse just came out of nowhere.

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Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	PS,,the 39 year old VET was kind of cute. Is she a MILF?

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stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	horse races are so much fun... being down by the track the sheer sound of the horses just tells you how much power is whizzing by you when the pass.

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Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	my gf is sad smarty lost! She was hoping to see Smarty repeat Secretariat's 1973 monster 31 length win of the Belmont. __________________

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Some guy went and bought 6,000 individual $2 To Win tickets on Smarty. I'm sure he was probably figuring to sell them on e-bay as souveniers. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	I really thought he was going to win there for a second.

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BigG So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 931	Yesterday I visited "smarty" and when I was petting his nose, I had some spunges cupped in my hand and I pushed them into his nostrils. This is an old trick to sabotage a horse (before a race) and it worked once again! Someone was offering 40 million for "smarty" and they said if he had won today they would pay 50 million. How much do you make from a "stud?"

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serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	this thread has taught me that: 1. there was a horse race today 2. a horse named smarty lost 3. smarty is worth 40 million dollars __________________ new search

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MissEve Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 583	Mary Lou Whitney who is 70+ is married to a local Anchorage, AK guy John Hendrickson who is 30 something. He used to be a handsome tennis player/playboy who some think is clearly gay. He seems to have lost some hair and gained some weight since they got married. They own a house here and its funny to see pics of them from charity events etc.

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SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	I doubt if Smarty got owned. He came in second. Not bad for a no name and the owners can't afford his new insurance premiums if he won.