Why do fat guys have small docks? - GoFuckYourself.com

mistersoft · 06-05-2004, 09:41 AM

Is it some expression of the law of conversation of mass - that since the body weighs so much the member must weihg a little less?

EscortBiz · 06-05-2004, 09:42 AM

cock size has nothing to do with the rest of the body

MetaMan · 06-05-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
cock size has nothing to do with the rest of the body

id have to disagree, a naturally big guy will have a big cock most of the time, it just goes with the body makeup.

SS396chevelleSS · 06-05-2004, 09:44 AM

for their boats?

mistersoft · 06-05-2004, 09:44 AM

get back to reality please. Everybody knows this to be true. It is enough with 1 visit to a public bathhouse.

YentaGirl · 06-05-2004, 09:44 AM

Little cocks come with little minds

quiet · 06-05-2004, 09:45 AM

TDF · 06-05-2004, 09:46 AM

hello quiet

hova · 06-05-2004, 09:47 AM

Small docks are funny

mistersoft · 06-05-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
hello quiet

Hello, Ive just been busy with other stuff for a while.

MandyBlake · 06-05-2004, 09:47 AM

That's so not true.
The few big guys that I've had the pleasure of being with all had nice sized cocks.

NickPapageorgio · 06-05-2004, 09:49 AM

Ron Jeremy seems to do ok.

wvuatl · 06-05-2004, 09:49 AM

it's simple.. the fat just covers their jocks...

it's like if you shave your pubes... make the whole package look bigger

if you have a 10 incher, with 7 inches of fat over top... still looks like you're packing 3 inches... that sucks!!

mistersoft · 06-05-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by MandyBlake
That's so not true.
The few big guys that I've had the pleasure of being with all had nice sized cocks.

fat does not equal big

mastamindz · 06-05-2004, 09:49 AM

Body mass has nothing to do with wang size.

So what you are basically saying is if they lose weight.. they get a bigger cock??

SleazyDream · 06-05-2004, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

if that's a small dock i'm afraid to ask what a big one looks like

sinkiss · 06-05-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

gorgeous pic!! truly beautiful.

mistersoft · 06-05-2004, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
Body mass has nothing to do with wang size.

So what you are basically saying is if they lose weight.. they get a bigger cock??

that would sure give a whole new angle to the icnrease your cock size sites.

how do you know that body mass has nothing to do with wang size? are you basing this on imaginary statistics or can you point to any source.

everybady have noticed in the showers that fat guys have baby cocks. that is just the way it is. sorry if reality offends you political sensitivities.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 06-05-2004, 09:52 AM

They are so fat that it makes their dicks look tiny

mastamindz · 06-05-2004, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by mistersoft
that would sure give a whole new angle to the icnrease your cock size sites.

how do you know that body mass has nothing to do with wang size? are you basing this on imaginary statistics or can you point to any source.

everybady have noticed in the showers that fat guys have baby cocks. that is just the way it is. sorry if reality offends you political sensitivities.

I don't really spend much time in the shower looking at other men... Sorry.

But yeah, alot of fat guys have mini wangs

stev0 · 06-05-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by wvuatl
it's simple.. the fat just covers their jocks...

it's like if you shave your pubes... make the whole package look bigger

if you have a 10 incher, with 7 inches of fat over top... still looks like you're packing 3 inches... that sucks!!

Yeah, a chubby pelvis will hide alot.

CDSmith · 06-05-2004, 10:04 AM

My uncle had a small dock. Used it to tie up his dingy. It was a small dingy. How big of a dock do you need for a dingy? He owned a canoe too. No yacht though. If he had owned a yacht he definitely would have had to grow a bigger dock.

OzMan · 06-05-2004, 10:08 AM

Never mind the dock, how big is the boat?

That's what realy counts...or is it the motion of the ocean?

Any port in a storm...

/end lame nautical double-entendres

CDSmith · 06-05-2004, 10:10 AM

It's definitely not the size of the dock that counts, but what's tied up to it.

Lauren · 06-05-2004, 10:16 AM

i don't really know, i'd better ask my boyfriend

=^..^= · 06-05-2004, 10:16 AM

watching the tide roll away ....

dirtyone · 06-05-2004, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
Is it some expression of the law of conversation of mass - that since the body weighs so much the member must weihg a little less?

Why would want to know the answer and how would you know to even ask.

dougeetx · 06-05-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by Happypeekers
They are so fat that it makes their dicks look tiny

TDF knows that one for sure!

SykkBoy · 06-05-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by mistersoft
get back to reality please. Everybody knows this to be true. It is enough with 1 visit to a public bathhouse.

Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?

bringer · 06-05-2004, 10:35 AM

because they have small boats?

Pornwolf · 06-05-2004, 10:37 AM

Because they rarely get to go in the water.

Spunky · 06-05-2004, 10:39 AM

To moore their small boats

Holly · 06-05-2004, 10:46 AM

Oh fuck. Are you back again?

Holly · 06-05-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by mistersoft
Hello, Ive just been busy with other stuff for a while.

Didn't realize you were posting under this nick. You should have told me.

FlyingIguana · 06-05-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
id have to disagree, a naturally big guy will have a big cock most of the time, it just goes with the body makeup.

why is it that midgets don't have midget wangs?

tony286 · 06-05-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?

lol Another reason Lens should start a pay membership business forum. lol

MandyBlake · 06-05-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by mistersoft
fat does not equal big

Well I have a bit more couth than some.

Sama · 06-05-2004, 12:05 PM

Because they usually have smaller boats.

graphicsbytia · 06-05-2004, 12:12 PM

it seems that's true about fat guys.. but something I've noticed is the size of the nose and/or the size of the feet and hands seems to have a direct relation to the size of the dick.. also a guy with a big adams apple always seems to have a big cock.

and yes, I've seen quite a few.. lol

vidvicious · 06-05-2004, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?

sweet7 · 06-05-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
for their boats?

lol!

myjah · 06-05-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
for their boats?

heehee...must have small boats too then

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-05-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
for their boats?

abyss_al · 06-05-2004, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by mistersoft
Is it some expression of the law of conversation of mass - that since the body weighs so much the member must weihg a little less?

because trees dont grow in the shade

michel · 06-05-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Lauren
i don't really know, i'd better ask my boyfriend

Peaches · 06-05-2004, 01:58 PM

I'm fat and my dock has fallen into the water on one side. It's still a very small dock though.

BTW, I've dated many LARGE men with LARGE weenies

What you weigh as you get older has nothing to do with what you get blessed with during puberty

Lykos · 06-05-2004, 02:24 PM

Don't have idea and not really care couse i am not fat thanx god

TheJimmy · 06-05-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?

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