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mistersoft 06-05-2004 09:41 AM

Why do fat guys have small docks?
 
Is it some expression of the law of conversation of mass - that since the body weighs so much the member must weihg a little less?

EscortBiz 06-05-2004 09:42 AM

cock size has nothing to do with the rest of the body

MetaMan 06-05-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
cock size has nothing to do with the rest of the body
id have to disagree, a naturally big guy will have a big cock most of the time, it just goes with the body makeup.

SS396chevelleSS 06-05-2004 09:44 AM

for their boats?

mistersoft 06-05-2004 09:44 AM

get back to reality please. Everybody knows this to be true. It is enough with 1 visit to a public bathhouse.

YentaGirl 06-05-2004 09:44 AM

Little cocks come with little minds

quiet 06-05-2004 09:45 AM

http://www.robgfx.com/img/wallpaper/dock-1024.jpg

TDF 06-05-2004 09:46 AM

hello quiet :)

hova 06-05-2004 09:47 AM

Small docks are funny

mistersoft 06-05-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
hello quiet :)
Hello, Ive just been busy with other stuff for a while.

MandyBlake 06-05-2004 09:47 AM

That's so not true.
The few big guys that I've had the pleasure of being with all had nice sized cocks.

NickPapageorgio 06-05-2004 09:49 AM

Ron Jeremy seems to do ok.:helpme :1orglaugh

wvuatl 06-05-2004 09:49 AM

it's simple.. the fat just covers their jocks...

it's like if you shave your pubes... make the whole package look bigger

if you have a 10 incher, with 7 inches of fat over top... still looks like you're packing 3 inches... that sucks!!

mistersoft 06-05-2004 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
That's so not true.
The few big guys that I've had the pleasure of being with all had nice sized cocks.

fat does not equal big

mastamindz 06-05-2004 09:49 AM

Body mass has nothing to do with wang size.

So what you are basically saying is if they lose weight.. they get a bigger cock??

SleazyDream 06-05-2004 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
http://www.robgfx.com/img/wallpaper/dock-1024.jpg
if that's a small dock i'm afraid to ask what a big one looks like

sinkiss 06-05-2004 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
http://www.robgfx.com/img/wallpaper/dock-1024.jpg

gorgeous pic!! truly beautiful.

mistersoft 06-05-2004 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
Body mass has nothing to do with wang size.

So what you are basically saying is if they lose weight.. they get a bigger cock??

that would sure give a whole new angle to the icnrease your cock size sites.

how do you know that body mass has nothing to do with wang size? are you basing this on imaginary statistics or can you point to any source.

everybady have noticed in the showers that fat guys have baby cocks. that is just the way it is. sorry if reality offends you political sensitivities.

HAPPYPEEKERS 06-05-2004 09:52 AM

They are so fat that it makes their dicks look tiny :1orglaugh

mastamindz 06-05-2004 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
that would sure give a whole new angle to the icnrease your cock size sites.

how do you know that body mass has nothing to do with wang size? are you basing this on imaginary statistics or can you point to any source.

everybady have noticed in the showers that fat guys have baby cocks. that is just the way it is. sorry if reality offends you political sensitivities.

I don't really spend much time in the shower looking at other men... Sorry.

But yeah, alot of fat guys have mini wangs

stev0 06-05-2004 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wvuatl
it's simple.. the fat just covers their jocks...

it's like if you shave your pubes... make the whole package look bigger

if you have a 10 incher, with 7 inches of fat over top... still looks like you're packing 3 inches... that sucks!!

Yeah, a chubby pelvis will hide alot.

CDSmith 06-05-2004 10:04 AM

My uncle had a small dock. Used it to tie up his dingy. It was a small dingy. How big of a dock do you need for a dingy? He owned a canoe too. No yacht though. If he had owned a yacht he definitely would have had to grow a bigger dock.

OzMan 06-05-2004 10:08 AM

Never mind the dock, how big is the boat?

That's what realy counts...or is it the motion of the ocean?

Any port in a storm...

/end lame nautical double-entendres

CDSmith 06-05-2004 10:10 AM

It's definitely not the size of the dock that counts, but what's tied up to it.

Lauren 06-05-2004 10:16 AM

i don't really know, i'd better ask my boyfriend :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

=^..^= 06-05-2004 10:16 AM

watching the tide roll away .... :glugglug

dirtyone 06-05-2004 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
Is it some expression of the law of conversation of mass - that since the body weighs so much the member must weihg a little less?

Why would want to know the answer and how would you know to even ask.

:1orglaugh

dougeetx 06-05-2004 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Happypeekers
They are so fat that it makes their dicks look tiny :1orglaugh

TDF knows that one for sure!

SykkBoy 06-05-2004 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
get back to reality please. Everybody knows this to be true. It is enough with 1 visit to a public bathhouse.
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?

bringer 06-05-2004 10:35 AM

because they have small boats?

Pornwolf 06-05-2004 10:37 AM

Because they rarely get to go in the water.

Spunky 06-05-2004 10:39 AM

To moore their small boats

Holly 06-05-2004 10:46 AM

Oh fuck. Are you back again?

Holly 06-05-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
Hello, Ive just been busy with other stuff for a while.
:1orglaugh
Didn't realize you were posting under this nick. You should have told me.

FlyingIguana 06-05-2004 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
id have to disagree, a naturally big guy will have a big cock most of the time, it just goes with the body makeup.
why is it that midgets don't have midget wangs?

tony286 06-05-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?

lol Another reason Lens should start a pay membership business forum. lol

MandyBlake 06-05-2004 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
fat does not equal big
Well I have a bit more couth than some.

Sama 06-05-2004 12:05 PM

Because they usually have smaller boats.

graphicsbytia 06-05-2004 12:12 PM

it seems that's true about fat guys.. but something I've noticed is the size of the nose and/or the size of the feet and hands seems to have a direct relation to the size of the dick.. also a guy with a big adams apple always seems to have a big cock.

and yes, I've seen quite a few.. lol

vidvicious 06-05-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sweet7 06-05-2004 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
for their boats?
lol!

myjah 06-05-2004 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
for their boats?
heehee...must have small boats too then

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 06-05-2004 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
for their boats?
:1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

abyss_al 06-05-2004 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft
Is it some expression of the law of conversation of mass - that since the body weighs so much the member must weihg a little less?
because trees dont grow in the shade

michel 06-05-2004 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
i don't really know, i'd better ask my boyfriend :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:eek7

Peaches 06-05-2004 01:58 PM

I'm fat and my dock has fallen into the water on one side. It's still a very small dock though. :(

BTW, I've dated many LARGE men with LARGE weenies :) What you weigh as you get older has nothing to do with what you get blessed with during puberty :thumbsup

Lykos 06-05-2004 02:24 PM

Don't have idea and not really care couse i am not fat thanx god:glugglug

TheJimmy 06-05-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Do you mind pulling yourself away from staring at fatman cock in the shower long enough to fix your fucking sig?
:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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