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Elli · 06-05-2004, 01:31 AM

My female dog licks the carpet all the time! I mean, all the time! I thought maybe it was just a tasty carpet, but I got new wall-to-wall installed, and she licks that now! What does it mean?

Elli · 06-05-2004, 01:36 AM

Yeah, that's what I thought. It's so hit and miss with you people. One minute you like puppy dogs and the next you don't. One day you like lesbians, the next you don't. *sigh*

dudus · 06-05-2004, 01:38 AM

Unless someone is pissing on the carpet, I'm stumped

Thomas1007 · 06-05-2004, 01:41 AM

ummm maybe the dogs tongue is itchy?
maybe she ate something that takes like shit?
oh and Yes I do like Lesbians

Baal · 06-05-2004, 01:42 AM

Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it.

Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not

Thomas1007 · 06-05-2004, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it.

Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not

Elli · 06-05-2004, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it.

Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not

You have a point...

EviLGuY · 06-05-2004, 01:49 AM

Dogs are fucked in the head. One of my dogs licks the wall behind the garbage can all the time.

Elli · 06-05-2004, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Dogs are fucked in the head. One of my dogs licks the wall behind the garbage can all the time.

That's not fucked in the head. That must be the wall of 1000 flavours! Hey, at least it's not the wall behind the toilet

EviLGuY · 06-05-2004, 01:54 AM

Its like.. 4 feet off the ground though.

SomeCreep · 06-05-2004, 01:55 AM

Abnormal behavior like that is usually caused by anxiety or other stress.

Elli · 06-05-2004, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Its like.. 4 feet off the ground though.

hahha umm ok, that's kinda funny. Make sure you don't have any lead in your paint.

Nighty night, all! You may continue to discuss, I will check this thread in the morning. Mwah! Mwah!

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06-05-2004, 01:31 AM	#1
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06-05-2004, 01:38 AM	#3
dudus Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Posts: 175	Unless someone is pissing on the carpet, I'm stumped

06-05-2004, 01:42 AM	#5
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it. Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not

06-05-2004, 01:49 AM	#8
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Dogs are fucked in the head. One of my dogs licks the wall behind the garbage can all the time.

06-05-2004, 01:54 AM	#10
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Its like.. 4 feet off the ground though.