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Elli 06-05-2004 01:31 AM

My dog licks carpet
 
My female dog licks the carpet all the time! I mean, all the time! I thought maybe it was just a tasty carpet, but I got new wall-to-wall installed, and she licks that now! What does it mean?

Elli 06-05-2004 01:36 AM

Yeah, that's what I thought. It's so hit and miss with you people. One minute you like puppy dogs and the next you don't. One day you like lesbians, the next you don't. *sigh*

dudus 06-05-2004 01:38 AM

Unless someone is pissing on the carpet, I'm stumped

Thomas1007 06-05-2004 01:41 AM

ummm maybe the dogs tongue is itchy?
maybe she ate something that takes like shit?
oh and Yes I do like Lesbians
:thumbsup

Baal 06-05-2004 01:42 AM

Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it.

Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not :winkwink:

Thomas1007 06-05-2004 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it.

Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Elli 06-05-2004 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
Maybe you have a tasty carpet. Perhaps if you tried licking it, you'd see what the dog sees in licking it.

Then again, many dogs sniff their own poop, so maybe not :winkwink:

You have a point... :)

EviLGuY 06-05-2004 01:49 AM

Dogs are fucked in the head. One of my dogs licks the wall behind the garbage can all the time.

Elli 06-05-2004 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Dogs are fucked in the head. One of my dogs licks the wall behind the garbage can all the time.
That's not fucked in the head. That must be the wall of 1000 flavours! Hey, at least it's not the wall behind the toilet :winkwink:

EviLGuY 06-05-2004 01:54 AM

Its like.. 4 feet off the ground though. :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 06-05-2004 01:55 AM

Abnormal behavior like that is usually caused by anxiety or other stress.

Elli 06-05-2004 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Its like.. 4 feet off the ground though. :1orglaugh
hahha umm ok, that's kinda funny. Make sure you don't have any lead in your paint. :)

Nighty night, all! You may continue to discuss, I will check this thread in the morning. Mwah! Mwah!


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