New Round Of Fake Fights Anticipated At Internext - GoFuckYourself.com

Pleasurepays · 06-04-2004, 05:52 PM

NEW ROUND OF FAKE FIGHTS ANTICIPATED AT INTERNEXT

Hollywood, FL ? Internext, the world?s largest adult internet/audiotext tradeshow, hosts among its wide array of networking webmasters the world?s largest selection of backed-out-of fighting in the Western Hemisphere.

?We?re always excited for the event,? Internext spokesperson Corey Feldman said. ?All year the webmasters are bagging on each other, stirring up drama and spreading false rumors about each other so they can culminate to a boiling point here? then it kind of simmers down immediately and everyone pretends to be friends. It?s quite the spectacle!?

Over 200 contestants are expected to enter the Internext ring come this August, yet none of them are actually expected to engage in any kind of physical confrontation with one another. The competitors have been training all year by sitting in front of a computer all day, eating pizza, and making fun of newbies on message boards. Most competitors go through a rigorous regiment of thorough masturbation and ego building weeks before the event in August.

?I can hardly wait for Florida,? webmaster and fake fight contestant Jared Blauenthal exclaimed. ?I have about seven different bouts lined up for the first night, and I don?t plan on following through with any of them!?

Peaches · 06-04-2004, 07:43 PM

brand0n · 06-04-2004, 07:44 PM

so buff will be there

misty_dayz · 06-04-2004, 07:45 PM

that doesn't sound like much fun....they should battle it out

EviLGuY · 06-04-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
NEW ROUND OF FAKE FIGHTS ANTICIPATED AT INTERNEXT

Hollywood, FL ? Internext, the world?s largest adult internet/audiotext tradeshow, hosts among its wide array of networking webmasters the world?s largest selection of backed-out-of fighting in the Western Hemisphere.

?We?re always excited for the event,? Internext spokesperson Corey Feldman said. ?All year the webmasters are bagging on each other, stirring up drama and spreading false rumors about each other so they can culminate to a boiling point here? then it kind of simmers down immediately and everyone pretends to be friends. It?s quite the spectacle!?

Over 200 contestants are expected to enter the Internext ring come this August, yet none of them are actually expected to engage in any kind of physical confrontation with one another. The competitors have been training all year by sitting in front of a computer all day, eating pizza, and making fun of newbies on message boards. Most competitors go through a rigorous regiment of thorough masturbation and ego building weeks before the event in August.

?I can hardly wait for Florida,? webmaster and fake fight contestant Jared Blauenthal exclaimed. ?I have about seven different bouts lined up for the first night, and I don?t plan on following through with any of them!?

Thats fucking great.. and SO TRUE.

jonesy · 06-04-2004, 08:26 PM

ive got access to a boxing gym to do it in.
and
its in hollywood.

Screaming · 06-04-2004, 08:46 PM

couldnt have said it better, so true and so sad too

Ash@phpFX · 06-04-2004, 09:01 PM

awesome article

m00d · 06-04-2004, 09:04 PM

lmao

06-04-2004, 05:52 PM	#1
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	New Round Of Fake Fights Anticipated At Internext NEW ROUND OF FAKE FIGHTS ANTICIPATED AT INTERNEXT Hollywood, FL ? Internext, the world?s largest adult internet/audiotext tradeshow, hosts among its wide array of networking webmasters the world?s largest selection of backed-out-of fighting in the Western Hemisphere. ?We?re always excited for the event,? Internext spokesperson Corey Feldman said. ?All year the webmasters are bagging on each other, stirring up drama and spreading false rumors about each other so they can culminate to a boiling point here? then it kind of simmers down immediately and everyone pretends to be friends. It?s quite the spectacle!? Over 200 contestants are expected to enter the Internext ring come this August, yet none of them are actually expected to engage in any kind of physical confrontation with one another. The competitors have been training all year by sitting in front of a computer all day, eating pizza, and making fun of newbies on message boards. Most competitors go through a rigorous regiment of thorough masturbation and ego building weeks before the event in August. ?I can hardly wait for Florida,? webmaster and fake fight contestant Jared Blauenthal exclaimed. ?I have about seven different bouts lined up for the first night, and I don?t plan on following through with any of them!?

06-04-2004, 07:44 PM	#3
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jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	ive got access to a boxing gym to do it in. and its in hollywood. __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls

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Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	couldnt have said it better, so true and so sad too __________________

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misty_dayz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The bank with all the cash Posts: 475	that doesn't sound like much fun....they should battle it out

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Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	awesome article

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	lmao