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cluck · 06-04-2004, 11:59 AM

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.

Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and

smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.

Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.

Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming

pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.

Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.

Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before

exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
A: When it starts talking to you again.

Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Q: What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
A: Ripping them off again.

Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
A: Sexy.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.

Q: Why did the Baby fall out of the Tree?
A: Because he was DEAD!

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
A: You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
A: They're fun to ride until they die.

Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
A: Deep Throat.

Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.

Q: What is better than a dead baby?
A: The revoked child-support.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass

Q: Why didn't they crucify baby jesus?
A: I dont know why they didn't either.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls

and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a

pitchfork.

Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
A: Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit!

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a

bucket of baby guts?
A: You can't gargle gravel.

Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.

Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.

Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollypop?
A: It was hit by a truck...

Q: What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead

babies?
A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Mr. Marks · 06-05-2004, 12:20 AM

this is sick. sick, sick, sick. i hope to god youre infertile and never gonna have a baby. sick fuckin asshole.

Illicit · 06-05-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
this is sick. sick, sick, sick. i hope to god youre infertile and never gonna have a baby. sick fuckin asshole.

I couldnt agree more

CDSmith · 06-05-2004, 12:25 AM

That is without a doubt the most comprehensive list of dead baby jokes I've ever seen.

smack · 06-05-2004, 12:34 AM

i've got something to say.

i killed your baby today.

and it doesn't matter much to me,

as long as it's dead.

smit · 06-05-2004, 12:36 AM

here is one that i made up:

what is the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub?

YOU CAN'T EAT A BATH TUB!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-05-2004, 12:41 AM

sorry smit, sit your ass in the corner, that wasnt funny

EviLGuY · 06-05-2004, 12:47 AM

I am ashamed of myself for reading and laughing at those.

pimplink · 06-05-2004, 01:05 AM

You are sick man... You are sick...
Don't joke with something like that cuz you've been a baby too once...

CDSmith · 06-05-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls

and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a

pitchfork.

Heard this one back in high school, only it was told different....

What's easier to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead babies?

A: the truckload of dead babies, you can use a pitchfork.

I had sick friends.

06-04-2004, 11:59 AM	#1
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Dead babies, geeeet your dead babies here! Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby in a baggie. Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? A: An erection. Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing? A: Because it had no arms or legs. Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? A: So you can pick them up five at a time. Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: A baby with burst armbands. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby. Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? A: Crib death. Q: How do you stop a baby from choking? A: Take your dick out of its mouth. Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A: A baby in a microwave. Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed? A: When it starts talking to you again. Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them. Q: What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? A: Ripping them off again. Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off? A: Sexy. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby in a clown costume! Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A: A baby with a punctured lung. Q: Why did the Baby fall out of the Tree? A: Because he was DEAD! Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. A: You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby. Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a children's playground! Q: What does a baby and a Pinto have in common? A: They're fun to ride until they die. Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? A: Deep Throat. Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. Q: What is better than a dead baby? A: The revoked child-support. Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother? A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass Q: Why didn't they crucify baby jesus? A: I dont know why they didn't either. Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby? A: Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit! Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? A: You can't gargle gravel. Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? A: So you can see the expression on its face! Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag. Q: How do you spoil a baby? A: Leave it out in the sun. Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollypop? A: It was hit by a truck... Q: What's red, screams and goes around in circles? A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor. Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: Depends how hard you throw them. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

06-05-2004, 12:25 AM	#4
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06-05-2004, 12:34 AM	#5
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	i've got something to say. i killed your baby today. and it doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

06-05-2004, 12:36 AM	#6
smit Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 387	here is one that i made up: what is the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub? YOU CAN'T EAT A BATH TUB! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-05-2004, 12:41 AM	#7
Jeff aka NIGHTfall Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 5,162	sorry smit, sit your ass in the corner, that wasnt funny __________________ Register Now For PimpinPays.com

06-05-2004, 12:20 AM	#2
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	this is sick. sick, sick, sick. i hope to god youre infertile and never gonna have a baby. sick fuckin asshole.

06-05-2004, 12:47 AM	#8
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I am ashamed of myself for reading and laughing at those.

06-05-2004, 01:05 AM	#9
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	You are sick man... You are sick... Don't joke with something like that cuz you've been a baby too once... __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!