What's the best dark beer? I want a beer that you can eat! - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaformX · 06-04-2004, 08:27 PM

I like guiness, it's fairly good, but not quite thick enough

I want a dark beer that is very rich and thick.

CheeseFrog · 06-04-2004, 08:31 PM

I'm a beer n00b, so bear with me. When people describe a beer as being "thick" do they actually mean the consistancy of the liquid? Or are they referring to the taste?

Spunky · 06-04-2004, 08:33 PM

A beer you can eat?

What and weigh 300 pounds? Do you like stout?

SpaceAce · 06-04-2004, 08:34 PM

Guinness isn't thick enough for you? You don't want beer, you want chocolate mousse.

SpaceAce

CuriousToyBoy2 · 06-04-2004, 08:35 PM

My Uncle adds cream to his Guiness.

I shit you not.

It's fucking disgusting - like a stout milkshake.

But if you want it thick go hard.

OzMan · 06-04-2004, 08:37 PM

see sig... or go to a brew pub

venturi · 06-04-2004, 08:42 PM

Michael Smith's Cream Ale. Makes Guiness seem like tap water

stevecore · 06-04-2004, 08:51 PM

thats a clear glass bottle...looks completely black, enh?

samuel smiths is the upper crust of the beer drinkers heirarchy, you really have to have a taste for it though. the pic above is of their oatmeal stout, which would be somewhat comparable to guiness, but be prepared to fork over $$$$$$ for them.

here are some reviews on this beer

Easton · 06-04-2004, 08:52 PM

Heineken dark!

06-04-2004, 08:27 PM	#1
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	What's the best dark beer? I want a beer that you can eat! I like guiness, it's fairly good, but not quite thick enough I want a dark beer that is very rich and thick. __________________

06-04-2004, 08:31 PM	#2
CheeseFrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,724	I'm a beer n00b, so bear with me. When people describe a beer as being "thick" do they actually mean the consistancy of the liquid? Or are they referring to the taste? __________________ Cary \| AIM: cheesefrog \| ICQ: 4287002

06-04-2004, 08:33 PM	#3
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06-04-2004, 08:34 PM	#4
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	Guinness isn't thick enough for you? You don't want beer, you want chocolate mousse. SpaceAce

06-04-2004, 08:35 PM	#5
CuriousToyBoy2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Land Downunder Posts: 707	My Uncle adds cream to his Guiness. I shit you not. It's fucking disgusting - like a stout milkshake. But if you want it thick go hard.

06-04-2004, 08:37 PM	#6
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	see sig... or go to a brew pub

06-04-2004, 08:51 PM	#8
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	thats a clear glass bottle...looks completely black, enh? samuel smiths is the upper crust of the beer drinkers heirarchy, you really have to have a taste for it though. the pic above is of their oatmeal stout, which would be somewhat comparable to guiness, but be prepared to fork over $$$$$$ for them. here are some reviews on this beer