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Old 06-02-2004, 04:26 PM   #1
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Want to know how to kill your girlfriend's self esteem?

Reject her when she initiates sex. It doesn't need to be done more than a few times. Three will do the trick permanently but even one time makes a difference.

When you reject her don't be overly polite either. Make her feel like she's annoying you just a bit.

This is guaranteed to make an insecure mess out of the best looking women.
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:27 PM   #2
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:27 PM   #3
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tell her she has a fat ayzz
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:28 PM   #4
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Asking her if there are like any pills she can take so her breasts don't sag as much is also good...
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:29 PM   #5
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Why the hell would you want to kill her self esteem? Just dump her if things are that bad.
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:30 PM   #6
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:31 PM   #7
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I'm sure with these advices you'll kill your gf self esteem..

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Old 06-02-2004, 04:34 PM   #8
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just go down on her and start gagging and tell her her pussy stanks
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:47 PM   #9
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Reject her when she initiates sex. It doesn't need to be done more than a few times. Three will do the trick permanently but even one time makes a difference.

When you reject her don't be overly polite either. Make her feel like she's annoying you just a bit.

This is guaranteed to make an insecure mess out of the best looking women.
Good advice.. best to be in charge of the sexual side of the relationship in my experience. Always leave em wanting more!
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:49 PM   #10
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just get rid of her if things are that bad
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:50 PM   #11
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i fail to see the logic in it

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Old 06-02-2004, 04:51 PM   #12
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Reject her when she initiates sex. It doesn't need to be done more than a few times. Three will do the trick permanently but even one time makes a difference.

When you reject her don't be overly polite either. Make her feel like she's annoying you just a bit.

This is guaranteed to make an insecure mess out of the best looking women.
worry about getting a girlfriend first, and killing her self esteem, last.
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:51 PM   #13
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You don't need to go that far ... lol .
Womens always think about every small thing . if you do that you will RUIN her self estime
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:51 PM   #14
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Why the hell would you want to kill her self esteem? Just dump her if things are that bad.
Exactly.
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:51 PM   #15
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:52 PM   #16
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Reject her when she initiates sex. It doesn't need to be done more than a few times. Three will do the trick permanently but even one time makes a difference.

When you reject her don't be overly polite either. Make her feel like she's annoying you just a bit.

This is guaranteed to make an insecure mess out of the best looking women.
u're gay, or stupid, or both...

ladies are the sweetest thing that can be found anywhere, u prick...

i bet u're a virgin, or worst u have sex every day but can't enjoy it cuz u're gay
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:54 PM   #17
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worry about getting a girlfriend first, and killing her self esteem, last.




@ owned Why would you go around messing someone up? Is that cool in your eyes?
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:04 PM   #18
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I find this thread rather amusing....

For the ladies who suffer the above abuse I recommend.

Migraines for the rest of the entire relationship

Telling him he has a "cute LITTLE thing"

Telling him with practice you are sure he will improve his technique.

Telling him it's ok he is a lousy lover you have had enough great sex with your ex to last a lifetime.

Telling him you didn't marry him for his looks but for his personality.

Telling him that thinnning hair is normal and you don't mind THAT much.

After sex you say "oh, are you done already?"

After sex say "damn, that was quick, wasn't finished making up my grocery list.

After sex say "Gee, I guess that wasn't as exactly as bad as I expected it to be"

After sex say "Was I your first?"

After sex say "I would normally ask for seconds...but you know...and roll over and go to sleep"

Let him overhear you on the phone say to your friend...."well I told you before, looks, money and great sex never mattered to me....that is why I am with "insert name"

More to follow *giggle*
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:06 PM   #19
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:07 PM   #20
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Fucks with them bad, Ive done it... makes them want to fuck alot more for a while... unfortunately it wears off once things are rolling again
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:11 PM   #21
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Don't assume that every girl is going to think that she is the one with a problem is the guy turns her down.

I have never been turned down, yet.

But my history is enough for me to assume that if my guy said no, it would either be because he is having tool problems, or he is angry at me and using sex as a weapon, which would only make me think about how pathetic he was acting and I'd be turned off anyways.

Any woman who has refined manipulative skills can see when the tables are trying to be turned on them.

My tables are laden with lead too heavy for any mortal man to turn over, so don't even bother.
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:12 PM   #22
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I find this thread rather amusing....

For the ladies who suffer the above abuse I recommend.

Migraines for the rest of the entire relationship

Telling him he has a "cute LITTLE thing"

Telling him with practice you are sure he will improve his technique.

Telling him it's ok he is a lousy lover you have had enough great sex with your ex to last a lifetime.

Telling him you didn't marry him for his looks but for his personality.

Telling him that thinnning hair is normal and you don't mind THAT much.

After sex you say "oh, are you done already?"

After sex say "damn, that was quick, wasn't finished making up my grocery list.

After sex say "Gee, I guess that wasn't as exactly as bad as I expected it to be"

After sex say "Was I your first?"

After sex say "I would normally ask for seconds...but you know...and roll over and go to sleep"

Let him overhear you on the phone say to your friend...."well I told you before, looks, money and great sex never mattered to me....that is why I am with "insert name"

More to follow *giggle*
I like you already!
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:13 PM   #23
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Reject her when she initiates sex. It doesn't need to be done more than a few times. Three will do the trick permanently but even one time makes a difference.

When you reject her don't be overly polite either. Make her feel like she's annoying you just a bit.

This is guaranteed to make an insecure mess out of the best looking women.

Sounds like youve been owned by a few women. Personally I don't need to make girls feel like shit for them to want me more, but that's just me. People like you gotta do what it takes to get laid I guess, just do me a favor and don't reproduce.
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Old 06-02-2004, 05:18 PM   #24
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Charmed and Evelyn- you are both supa dupa in my book
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