06-02-2004, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mt Olympus with a summer villa in Atlantis
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Quote:
Originally posted by charmed
I find this thread rather amusing....
For the ladies who suffer the above abuse I recommend.
Migraines for the rest of the entire relationship
Telling him he has a "cute LITTLE thing"
Telling him with practice you are sure he will improve his technique.
Telling him it's ok he is a lousy lover you have had enough great sex with your ex to last a lifetime.
Telling him you didn't marry him for his looks but for his personality.
Telling him that thinnning hair is normal and you don't mind THAT much.
After sex you say "oh, are you done already?"
After sex say "damn, that was quick, wasn't finished making up my grocery list.
After sex say "Gee, I guess that wasn't as exactly as bad as I expected it to be"
After sex say "Was I your first?"
After sex say "I would normally ask for seconds...but you know...and roll over and go to sleep"
Let him overhear you on the phone say to your friend...."well I told you before, looks, money and great sex never mattered to me....that is why I am with "insert name"
More to follow *giggle*
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