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born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:08 AM

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:09 AM

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

Lace · 06-03-2004, 10:09 AM

ill contribute to the posts

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:10 AM

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

zzgundamnzz · 06-03-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jinx_Co

Damn

Lace · 06-03-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

loser

Lace · 06-03-2004, 10:10 AM

poor civic

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMI Lace
ill contribute to the posts

we will get there faster that way

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:12 AM

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:12 AM

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.

Lace · 06-03-2004, 10:13 AM

ok tired of posting in this thread.moving on

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BMI Lace
loser

rodney dangerfield is hilarious

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:14 AM

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:15 AM

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:16 AM

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 10:16 AM

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

jacked · 06-03-2004, 10:48 AM

bukake!

jacked · 06-03-2004, 10:49 AM

born4porn is owning this thread lol

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:46 PM

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:52 PM

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jacked
born4porn is owning this thread lol

we should all post in here a little and get there quicker!

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:56 PM

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:56 PM

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

cayne · 06-03-2004, 12:57 PM

the blacklight one looks awesome

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:59 PM

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cayne
the blacklight one looks awesome

I agree it would look amazing on any wall!

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 01:01 PM

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 01:23 PM

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

born4porn · 06-03-2004, 01:28 PM

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

pornJester · 06-03-2004, 01:30 PM

Cool, only about 800+ posts away.

Mr. Marks · 06-04-2004, 03:11 AM

gotta love playboy!

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 04:00 AM

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
gotta love playboy!

lust works too!

EviLGuY · 06-04-2004, 04:11 AM

Nice I like that poster made up of all the covers.

Angelie · 06-04-2004, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluedevil

hahaa

Angelie · 06-04-2004, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up

Angelie · 06-04-2004, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Krille · 06-04-2004, 07:04 AM

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cosis · 06-04-2004, 07:05 AM

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born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:37 AM

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:38 AM

I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:38 AM

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:39 AM

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:39 AM

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:40 AM

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 08:41 AM

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.

jacked · 06-04-2004, 08:41 AM

masterbation is key to a happy life

Faith69 · 06-04-2004, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluedevil

hahaa

Mmm.... yes Russell Crow can be my master

HAPPYPEEKERS · 06-04-2004, 08:43 AM

It is goimg 2 b a looooong thread

born4porn · 06-04-2004, 10:56 AM

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booi

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06-03-2004, 10:08 AM	#101
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

06-03-2004, 10:09 AM	#102
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

06-03-2004, 10:10 AM	#104
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

06-03-2004, 10:12 AM	#109
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

06-03-2004, 10:12 AM	#110
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.

06-03-2004, 10:14 AM	#113
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

06-03-2004, 10:15 AM	#114
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

06-03-2004, 10:16 AM	#115
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

06-03-2004, 10:16 AM	#116
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

06-03-2004, 12:46 PM	#119
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

06-03-2004, 12:52 PM	#120
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

06-03-2004, 12:56 PM	#122
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up

06-03-2004, 12:56 PM	#123
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

06-03-2004, 12:57 PM	#124
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06-03-2004, 12:59 PM	#125
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

06-03-2004, 01:01 PM	#127
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

06-03-2004, 01:23 PM	#128
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

06-03-2004, 01:28 PM	#129
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

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06-04-2004, 04:00 AM	#132
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."

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06-04-2004, 08:37 AM	#140
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

06-04-2004, 08:38 AM	#141
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

06-04-2004, 08:38 AM	#142
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

06-04-2004, 08:39 AM	#143
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

06-04-2004, 08:39 AM	#144
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06-04-2004, 08:40 AM	#145
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!