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Old 06-15-2004, 11:47 AM   #1
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Mom is trying to get me married again!
She just sent me 2 book and suggest that I read them.

1. The Rules, Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right.

2. The Surrendered Single, A Practical Guide To Attracting and Marrying the Man Who's Right for You.
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:48 AM   #3
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:49 AM   #5
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:50 AM   #7
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:51 AM   #8
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:54 AM   #9
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lol, like anyone's gonna marry a filthy cum-bucket
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:55 AM   #10
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3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.
I tried telling her that. Now she sends me Daily Devotions.
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:56 AM   #11
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:00 PM   #12
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:00 PM   #13
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I'm heading over to Haulover Beach (nude beach) come there today if you want to see them
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:00 PM   #14
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:01 PM   #15
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The only thing your marrying is Fat Cobra!!!
Haha Fat Cobra would have live cams during the wedding night.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:05 PM   #16
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:08 PM   #17
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:09 PM   #18
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:09 PM   #19
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1. The Rules, Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right.
Last I heard the two ladies behind this book are recent divorcees. So gleaming advice on capturing "Mr. Right" from them sounds about as sensible as learning to cook from a guy who lost a finger chopping celery.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:17 PM   #20
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lol, like anyone's gonna marry a filthy cum-bucket
so, you're saying you are going to remain single the rest of your life?
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:18 PM   #21
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:19 PM   #22
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I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:24 PM   #23
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I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine.
serge hasn't given me his blessing
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:25 PM   #24
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If its not with the right person its just not worth it. I give your mom kudoos though I love her subtle sytle.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:26 PM   #25
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He's funny like that.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:31 PM   #26
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Hey Mary34d,

I hate to tell you this but the banner in you sig is going nowhere right now
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:33 PM   #27
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So fuckin' lol !

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Old 06-15-2004, 12:37 PM   #28
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You mom is shopping around for a new husband.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:49 PM   #29
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I hate to tell you this but the banner in you sig is going nowhere right now
Her 34 D's are blocking her view of the monitor... PICS!!!
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Old 06-15-2004, 01:16 PM   #30
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I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine.

Shes worried Mom might try to keep me for herself!
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:44 PM   #31
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hey she has a matching fur coat too
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Old 06-15-2004, 04:36 PM   #32
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I'd hit it. And then run out while she was cleaning it off her face.

I'd apologize later.
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hey she has a matching fur coat too
You can wear my coat....as long as thats the only thing you wear.
Wait a sec...havent you already done that?
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Last I heard the two ladies behind this book are recent divorcees. So gleaming advice on capturing "Mr. Right" from them sounds about as sensible as learning to cook from a guy who lost a finger chopping celery.
dude your analogy is fucked up

you shouldve said

"learning to cook from a guy who burns toast"
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Old 06-15-2004, 09:14 PM   #46
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the word "ho" is in housewife and part of the job description so it is possible
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