Mom is trying to get me married again!
 

She just sent me 2 book and suggest that I read them.

1. The Rules, Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right.

2. The Surrendered Single, A Practical Guide To Attracting and Marrying the Man Who's Right for You.

3. Lesbian Denial, face the facts you're a lesbian.

:1orglaugh

For once in my life......


I'm speechless.

4. Get me a beer

Just make sure none of your potential suitors visit GFY.

The only thing your marrying is Fat Cobra!!!

5. Show us your 34 D's

lol, like anyone's gonna marry a filthy cum-bucket :1orglaugh

I tried telling her that. Now she sends me Daily Devotions.

Whoever marries you will be a lucky man.
You took that cock on NetVideoGirls Like a champion

I'm heading over to Haulover Beach (nude beach) come there today if you want to see them

If you can truly suck a watermelon through a firehose, I'll marry you.

Haha Fat Cobra would have live cams during the wedding night.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marry me!:glugglug

lol:helpme

Last I heard the two ladies behind this book are recent divorcees. So gleaming advice on capturing "Mr. Right" from them sounds about as sensible as learning to cook from a guy who lost a finger chopping celery.

so, you're saying you are going to remain single the rest of your life?

Tell her one day you'll find a wonderful bus driver and take that magical ride to hell. She just has to be patient.

I thought you were going to marry Gonzo? Just take him to meet his future Mom-in-law and she'll be fine. :thumbsup

serge hasn't given me his blessing

If its not with the right person its just not worth it. I give your mom kudoos though I love her subtle sytle.

He's funny like that. :winkwink:

Hey Mary34d,

I hate to tell you this but the banner in you sig is going nowhere right now:Graucho

So fuckin' lol !

This one is for all single girl around this board!

You mom is shopping around for a new husband.

Her 34 D's are blocking her view of the monitor... PICS!!!

Shes worried Mom might try to keep me for herself!

hey she has a matching fur coat too

I'd hit it. And then run out while she was cleaning it off her face.

I'd apologize later.

To all you Assholes Slaggin Mary.........:321GFY

You can wear my coat....as long as thats the only thing you wear.
Wait a sec...havent you already done that?

mom is worrying about you, promise her that you`ll marry soon and live your own life:)

Agreed.

ahahahahahaha

Say...mummy,don't yah luv me anymore?

dude your analogy is fucked up

you shouldve said

"learning to cook from a guy who burns toast"

Word.

Is your mom single? give her my #

To all you Assholes Slaggin Mary..........

i fucked her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If you guys have to make yourselves feel special at a chick's expense, that's just stupid.

cant turn a ho into a housewife

Again? How many times have you been married before?

the word "ho" is in housewife and part of the job description so it is possible