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Techie Media · 01-13-2001, 09:11 PM

Let's see whos who? How old are you all?? and where are you from?? Married?? Just a tid bit of info.
I will be 38 Jan 17th, and nope not even viagra works anymore

I'm in MD usa. Married to Mrs Lightning Free 13 yrs, we have 2 boys 9&11, Now do I sound like old man Poppa Porn ?? or what..hehhe

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ammo325 · 01-13-2001, 10:57 PM

I said it before and I will say it again

37 and act like 15 Weeeeeh!

Jamdin · 01-14-2001, 01:27 AM

Will be 432 years according to the Elves of Shadorm. Deja vu

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titmowse · 01-14-2001, 02:40 AM

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fredicus · 01-14-2001, 04:11 AM

Still on the right side of 42 !

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Bake · 01-14-2001, 04:50 AM

I can remember the summer of love dose that make me old
Bake

Keller · 01-14-2001, 06:02 AM

khan · 01-14-2001, 10:48 AM

titmowse, haven't you heard? Real women don't have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES.

Tam · 01-14-2001, 11:21 AM

khan.. well if my power surges when I do start having them are any worse than PMS, I'll have the damn Internet and my home all to myself.... EVERYONE will leave. LOL

I am 36, have 4 kids and have been married almost 18 years to the same guy.. and yes he is the father of ALL my kids......... we are now talking about who gets the kids if we ever divorce, I say him and he says me...... DAMN!!!! LOL

No we are not getting a divorce ever...... go out in this day and age and try to find someone who is disease free, I'll stick with the one I have... I have him molded the way I want him and he spoils me rotten.

Tam

Techie Media · 01-14-2001, 12:06 PM

Titmowse and Khan, that was very funny...cracked me up

Tam I know weve talked and you and Hubby are just the same as me and the mrs, as far as the marrage thing goes... But I do love your ass.....Hey really your the bestest, a friend for life

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[This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-14-2001).]

Grimez · 01-14-2001, 01:14 PM

Newly 30, and just met a nice lady the other day. She's 41, but i'm not letting age stand in the way of what could be a good relationship. Every since I was 22 women 40 and over have been hitting on me. I finally decided to find out what it's like. At least before I hit 40.

Red · 01-14-2001, 01:55 PM

Do it Grimez. I'm all for older women-younger man relationships.

I also remember the summer of love. I even kept a picture of Abbie Hoffman in my locker. I guess that makes me old too,but I would trade my "flower child" phase for anything.

Red

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Lensman · 01-14-2001, 02:34 PM

I'm 18.... ....inches

blakkfrogg · 01-14-2001, 02:38 PM

Age is the thing you acquire along the road leading out of youth. Hmmm... No matter how poetic and nice I try to make it sound, I always reach the same conclusion: We're ALL getting older.

I am a tall Blakk Frogg aged a mere 28 3/4 years on this planet and the Cute Lil Sheep I have been dating for nearly two years has 24 1/2 years on this planet.

Marriage? Hmm.... A great idea, but not yet. She still leaves clothes lying around the apartment and I'm a misguided workaholic.

No kids, no pets, a few friends and lots of bills. Is THIS the American Dream? LOL

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blakkfrogg · 01-14-2001, 02:40 PM

Lensman, I'll give you the 18 inches, sure, but only if you're referring to your height. Midget.

Keep in mind that I'm 6'8" tall and can call just about everyone in the world a midget if I want to. Heh-heh-heh....

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titmowse · 01-14-2001, 09:13 PM

But Lensman, if you're 18 inches, I can't marry you. Guys that long can't get a hard-on. Augment some of it off and give it to the poor...

tit

Red · 01-14-2001, 09:20 PM

6'8" Blakkfrogg? Can you imagine all of my 4'10 1/2" body next to you? Just think of the possibilities.

Red

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Dizzy · 01-15-2001, 12:59 AM

I?m really young, but with broken heart,
and thinking about older woman.

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JT · 01-15-2001, 03:01 AM

The magic 40 going on twenty....
I figure I would start counting my age going backwards from now on till at least 20 then go forwards again and jsut stay right in between 20 and 40.

Added side note:
Confucious say: "Man with wife of 40 cannot trade her in for 2 twenties."

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liquid · 01-15-2001, 04:01 AM

22, 23 feb 3rd..come to my kegger!

liquid

sggirl · 01-15-2001, 07:45 AM

Looks like I'm the old man at 47

Divorced, no kids Civil rights activist for
adult entertainers in NC.

My doctor recently told me I had to give up
half my sex life. I'm trying to decide which half... Thinking about it or talking about.

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Scraper · 01-15-2001, 11:08 AM

Shit eh.
I'm still wet behind the ears!!!

Only 20. Soon to be 21 (Feb 13th).

blakkfrogg · 01-15-2001, 11:20 AM

"Can you imagine all of my 4'10 1/2" body next to you? Just think of the possibilities."

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Of COURSE I can think of all the possibilities, Red. I'm an adult webmaster, remember?

Heh-heh-heh... A few years ago a group of us would all meet up at a local bar/club and then set out for the evening. No one ever bothered us, though. Perhaps because the shortest person in our group of 5 - 9 guys was a mere 6'2" tall. Drunken morons would often stagger up to us and ask us what team we played on. Sometimes, if we felt like it, we'd lie to the poor bastard and see if he would 'be honored to buy us a round of drinks'.

Heh-heh-heh..... That actually worked a few times.

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Offsprung · 01-15-2001, 10:16 PM

39 on MLK Day

13 years in cali means i'm married whether me wants to be or not

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Rictor · 01-16-2001, 11:03 PM

I'm 23 and the wife is 27. No children yet, but plenty of pets (3 ferrets, 7 guinea pigs, fish, and a dog). My theory is...every time your wife wants a baby...buy a new animal and that feeling will go away.

I just graduated from Indiana University in December with a useful degree in English (heh heh). Go Hoosiers! Bobby Knight will not be missed!

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Techie Media · 01-17-2001, 11:18 AM

Rictor, thats funny, but when I tried that, she made us have 2 boys to take care of all the animals, so Now we got both....hahahhah

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Techie Media · 01-19-2001, 01:07 PM

Looks like sggirl is the pappa of porn in this group, so far

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sggirl · 01-20-2001, 09:04 AM

Do I win a free bottle of Viagra?

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TheFLY · 01-20-2001, 10:01 AM

25 --

Any advice for me? ...like, "get laid now while you still can!"

I don't think age matters much in this biz since nobody can see you.

sggirl · 01-20-2001, 11:13 AM

As you get older, it becomes easier to pick up women. But, there is this problem of forgetting what you are supposed to do after you pick them up.

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Techie Media · 01-20-2001, 03:27 PM

Thats funny ssgirl...ahhhaha Fortunately I am married so I get it often......OK, OK I cant lie, I want it often, and only get it when the boss says

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sggirl · 01-20-2001, 09:11 PM

During the wedding ceremony, the groom thinks..."Now I can get sex anytime I want"

The bride thinks..."Now I never have to have sex again unless I want it."

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Rictor · 01-20-2001, 11:23 PM

I feel like Al Bundy on Married With Children...my wife's sex drive is definitely bigger than mine...I'm the one claiming "headaches."

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Jamdin · 01-28-2001, 02:15 AM

To infinity & beyond

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markvh · 01-28-2001, 06:42 AM

21, turning 22 on the 2nd of August... Not married, still enjoying the finer things in live

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Dirtypainter · 01-28-2001, 07:03 AM

37 married and the wife is 39. got 2 kids.

during the regular work week (if there is such a thing)I am an Abestos abater. pay is good but I love porn too much to give it up.

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eiht_98 · 01-28-2001, 07:18 AM

27 and not married yet

Warphead · 01-28-2001, 10:50 AM

29 but I'm aging gracefully.

misterwalrus · 01-28-2001, 04:35 PM

45, divorced twice, 3 children all now adults and have a 31 year old girlfriend.

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TheJimmy · 01-28-2001, 11:50 PM

32, but claim to be 27...it was a good age and I liked the sound of it...so I'm sticking with that

LOL Ricktor and SSgirl...no doubt

Fortunately my labido has held up well...but nothing like the teen years....wasn't untucking a shirt an EXCELLENT task back then? lol

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01-13-2001, 09:11 PM	#1
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	This Worked On Porn City Let's see whos who? How old are you all?? and where are you from?? Married?? Just a tid bit of info. I will be 38 Jan 17th, and nope not even viagra works anymore I'm in MD usa. Married to Mrs Lightning Free 13 yrs, we have 2 boys 9&11, Now do I sound like old man Poppa Porn ?? or what..hehhe ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-13-2001).]

01-13-2001, 10:57 PM	#2
ammo325 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: LV Nev Posts: 467	I said it before and I will say it again 37 and act like 15 Weeeeeh!

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fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	Still on the right side of 42 ! ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

01-14-2001, 04:50 AM	#6
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,265	I can remember the summer of love dose that make me old Bake

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01-14-2001, 10:48 AM	#8
khan Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 19	titmowse, haven't you heard? Real women don't have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES.

01-14-2001, 11:21 AM	#9
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	khan.. well if my power surges when I do start having them are any worse than PMS, I'll have the damn Internet and my home all to myself.... EVERYONE will leave. LOL I am 36, have 4 kids and have been married almost 18 years to the same guy.. and yes he is the father of ALL my kids......... we are now talking about who gets the kids if we ever divorce, I say him and he says me...... DAMN!!!! LOL No we are not getting a divorce ever...... go out in this day and age and try to find someone who is disease free, I'll stick with the one I have... I have him molded the way I want him and he spoils me rotten. Tam

01-14-2001, 12:06 PM	#10
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Titmowse and Khan, that was very funny...cracked me up Tam I know weve talked and you and Hubby are just the same as me and the mrs, as far as the marrage thing goes... But I do love your ass.....Hey really your the bestest, a friend for life ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-14-2001).]

01-14-2001, 01:14 PM	#11
Grimez Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilton Head, SC, USA Posts: 97	Newly 30, and just met a nice lady the other day. She's 41, but i'm not letting age stand in the way of what could be a good relationship. Every since I was 22 women 40 and over have been hitting on me. I finally decided to find out what it's like. At least before I hit 40.

01-14-2001, 01:55 PM	#12
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Do it Grimez. I'm all for older women-younger man relationships. I also remember the summer of love. I even kept a picture of Abbie Hoffman in my locker. I guess that makes me old too,but I would trade my "flower child" phase for anything. Red ------------------ Amateurmoney-we give great click

01-14-2001, 02:34 PM	#13
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	I'm 18.... ....inches

01-14-2001, 02:38 PM	#14
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Age is the thing you acquire along the road leading out of youth. Hmmm... No matter how poetic and nice I try to make it sound, I always reach the same conclusion: We're ALL getting older. I am a tall Blakk Frogg aged a mere 28 3/4 years on this planet and the Cute Lil Sheep I have been dating for nearly two years has 24 1/2 years on this planet. Marriage? Hmm.... A great idea, but not yet. She still leaves clothes lying around the apartment and I'm a misguided workaholic. No kids, no pets, a few friends and lots of bills. Is THIS the American Dream? LOL ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

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blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Lensman, I'll give you the 18 inches, sure, but only if you're referring to your height. Midget. Keep in mind that I'm 6'8" tall and can call just about everyone in the world a midget if I want to. Heh-heh-heh.... ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-14-2001, 09:13 PM	#16
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	But Lensman, if you're 18 inches, I can't marry you. Guys that long can't get a hard-on. Augment some of it off and give it to the poor... tit

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Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	6'8" Blakkfrogg? Can you imagine all of my 4'10 1/2" body next to you? Just think of the possibilities. Red ------------------ Amateurmoney-we give great click

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Dizzy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kharkov Posts: 107	I?m really young, but with broken heart, and thinking about older woman. [This message has been edited by Dizzy (edited 01-15-2001).]

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JT My mother was an EMU Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: In a Van Down by the River Posts: 202	The magic 40 going on twenty.... I figure I would start counting my age going backwards from now on till at least 20 then go forwards again and jsut stay right in between 20 and 40. Added side note: Confucious say: "Man with wife of 40 cannot trade her in for 2 twenties." ------------------ JT Because your life depends on Firestone..... Literally!

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sggirl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 27	Looks like I'm the old man at 47 Divorced, no kids Civil rights activist for adult entertainers in NC. My doctor recently told me I had to give up half my sex life. I'm trying to decide which half... Thinking about it or talking about. ------------------ www.sin-girls.com

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Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	Shit eh. I'm still wet behind the ears!!! Only 20. Soon to be 21 (Feb 13th).

01-15-2001, 11:20 AM	#23
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	"Can you imagine all of my 4'10 1/2" body next to you? Just think of the possibilities." --------- Of COURSE I can think of all the possibilities, Red. I'm an adult webmaster, remember? Heh-heh-heh... A few years ago a group of us would all meet up at a local bar/club and then set out for the evening. No one ever bothered us, though. Perhaps because the shortest person in our group of 5 - 9 guys was a mere 6'2" tall. Drunken morons would often stagger up to us and ask us what team we played on. Sometimes, if we felt like it, we'd lie to the poor bastard and see if he would 'be honored to buy us a round of drinks'. Heh-heh-heh..... That actually worked a few times. ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

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Offsprung Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ROCKlin, CA Posts: 28	39 on MLK Day 13 years in cali means i'm married whether me wants to be or not O

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I'm 23 and the wife is 27. No children yet, but plenty of pets (3 ferrets, 7 guinea pigs, fish, and a dog). My theory is...every time your wife wants a baby...buy a new animal and that feeling will go away. I just graduated from Indiana University in December with a useful degree in English (heh heh). Go Hoosiers! Bobby Knight will not be missed! ------------------ "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

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Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Rictor, thats funny, but when I tried that, she made us have 2 boys to take care of all the animals, so Now we got both....hahahhah ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-17-2001).]

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Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Looks like sggirl is the pappa of porn in this group, so far ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com

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sggirl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 27	Do I win a free bottle of Viagra? ------------------ www.sin-girls.com

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	25 -- Any advice for me? ...like, "get laid now while you still can!" I don't think age matters much in this biz since nobody can see you.

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sggirl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 27	As you get older, it becomes easier to pick up women. But, there is this problem of forgetting what you are supposed to do after you pick them up. ------------------ www.sin-girls.com