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Techie Media 01-13-2001 09:11 PM

This Worked On Porn City
 
Let's see whos who? How old are you all?? and where are you from?? Married?? Just a tid bit of info.
I will be 38 Jan 17th, and nope not even viagra works anymore http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif
I'm in MD usa. Married to Mrs Lightning Free 13 yrs, we have 2 boys 9&11, Now do I sound like old man Poppa Porn ?? or what..hehhe

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ammo325 01-13-2001 10:57 PM

I said it before and I will say it again

37 and act like 15 Weeeeeh!

Jamdin 01-14-2001 01:27 AM

Will be 432 years according to the Elves of Shadorm. Deja vu http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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titmowse 01-14-2001 02:40 AM

40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 hotflashes 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 psychobitch 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!



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fredicus 01-14-2001 04:11 AM

Still on the right side of 42 !

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Bake 01-14-2001 04:50 AM

I can remember the summer of love dose that make me old
Bake

Keller 01-14-2001 06:02 AM

28

khan 01-14-2001 10:48 AM

titmowse, haven't you heard? Real women don't have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES.

Tam 01-14-2001 11:21 AM

khan.. well if my power surges when I do start having them are any worse than PMS, I'll have the damn Internet and my home all to myself.... EVERYONE will leave. LOL

I am 36, have 4 kids and have been married almost 18 years to the same guy.. and yes he is the father of ALL my kids......... we are now talking about who gets the kids if we ever divorce, I say him and he says me...... DAMN!!!! LOL

No we are not getting a divorce ever...... go out in this day and age and try to find someone who is disease free, I'll stick with the one I have... I have him molded the way I want him and he spoils me rotten. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Tam

Techie Media 01-14-2001 12:06 PM

Titmowse and Khan, that was very funny...cracked me up http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
Tam I know weve talked and you and Hubby are just the same as me and the mrs, as far as the marrage thing goes... But I do love your ass.....Hey really your the bestest, a friend for life http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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[This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-14-2001).]

Grimez 01-14-2001 01:14 PM

Newly 30, and just met a nice lady the other day. She's 41, but i'm not letting age stand in the way of what could be a good relationship. Every since I was 22 women 40 and over have been hitting on me. I finally decided to find out what it's like. At least before I hit 40. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Red 01-14-2001 01:55 PM

Do it Grimez. I'm all for older women-younger man relationships. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

I also remember the summer of love. I even kept a picture of Abbie Hoffman in my locker. I guess that makes me old too,but I would trade my "flower child" phase for anything.

Red


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Lensman 01-14-2001 02:34 PM

I'm 18.... ....inches

blakkfrogg 01-14-2001 02:38 PM

Age is the thing you acquire along the road leading out of youth. Hmmm... No matter how poetic and nice I try to make it sound, I always reach the same conclusion: We're ALL getting older.

I am a tall Blakk Frogg aged a mere 28 3/4 years on this planet and the Cute Lil Sheep I have been dating for nearly two years has 24 1/2 years on this planet.

Marriage? Hmm.... A great idea, but not yet. She still leaves clothes lying around the apartment and I'm a misguided workaholic.

No kids, no pets, a few friends and lots of bills. Is THIS the American Dream? LOL

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blakkfrogg 01-14-2001 02:40 PM

Lensman, I'll give you the 18 inches, sure, but only if you're referring to your height. Midget. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Keep in mind that I'm 6'8" tall and can call just about everyone in the world a midget if I want to. Heh-heh-heh....

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titmowse 01-14-2001 09:13 PM

But Lensman, if you're 18 inches, I can't marry you. Guys that long can't get a hard-on. Augment some of it off and give it to the poor... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

tit

Red 01-14-2001 09:20 PM

6'8" Blakkfrogg? Can you imagine all of my 4'10 1/2" body next to you? Just think of the possibilities.

Red

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Dizzy 01-15-2001 12:59 AM

I?m really young, but with broken heart,
and thinking about older woman.


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JT 01-15-2001 03:01 AM

The magic 40 going on twenty....
I figure I would start counting my age going backwards from now on till at least 20 then go forwards again and jsut stay right in between 20 and 40.

Added side note:
Confucious say: "Man with wife of 40 cannot trade her in for 2 twenties."

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liquid 01-15-2001 04:01 AM

22, 23 feb 3rd..come to my kegger! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

liquid

sggirl 01-15-2001 07:45 AM

Looks like I'm the old man at 47

Divorced, no kids Civil rights activist for
adult entertainers in NC.

My doctor recently told me I had to give up
half my sex life. I'm trying to decide which half... Thinking about it or talking about.

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Scraper 01-15-2001 11:08 AM

Shit eh.
I'm still wet behind the ears!!!

Only 20. Soon to be 21 (Feb 13th).

blakkfrogg 01-15-2001 11:20 AM

"Can you imagine all of my 4'10 1/2" body next to you? Just think of the possibilities."

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Of COURSE I can think of all the possibilities, Red. I'm an adult webmaster, remember? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Heh-heh-heh... A few years ago a group of us would all meet up at a local bar/club and then set out for the evening. No one ever bothered us, though. Perhaps because the shortest person in our group of 5 - 9 guys was a mere 6'2" tall. Drunken morons would often stagger up to us and ask us what team we played on. Sometimes, if we felt like it, we'd lie to the poor bastard and see if he would 'be honored to buy us a round of drinks'.

Heh-heh-heh..... That actually worked a few times.

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Offsprung 01-15-2001 10:16 PM

39 on MLK Day http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

13 years in cali means i'm married whether me wants to be or not http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

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Rictor 01-16-2001 11:03 PM

I'm 23 and the wife is 27. No children yet, but plenty of pets (3 ferrets, 7 guinea pigs, fish, and a dog). My theory is...every time your wife wants a baby...buy a new animal and that feeling will go away.

I just graduated from Indiana University in December with a useful degree in English (heh heh). Go Hoosiers! Bobby Knight will not be missed!

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oscer 01-17-2001 01:08 AM

21 From Lightings Backyard
i have beautiful Girlfriend
and i love my job http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Techie Media 01-17-2001 11:18 AM

Rictor, thats funny, but when I tried that, she made us have 2 boys to take care of all the animals, so Now we got both....hahahhah

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Techie Media 01-19-2001 01:07 PM

Looks like sggirl is the pappa of porn in this group, so far http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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sggirl 01-20-2001 09:04 AM

Do I win a free bottle of Viagra?



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TheFLY 01-20-2001 10:01 AM

25 --

Any advice for me? ...like, "get laid now while you still can!"

I don't think age matters much in this biz since nobody can see you.

sggirl 01-20-2001 11:13 AM

As you get older, it becomes easier to pick up women. But, there is this problem of forgetting what you are supposed to do after you pick them up.

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Techie Media 01-20-2001 03:27 PM

Thats funny ssgirl...ahhhaha Fortunately I am married so I get it often......OK, OK I cant lie, I want it often, and only get it when the boss says http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

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sggirl 01-20-2001 09:11 PM

During the wedding ceremony, the groom thinks..."Now I can get sex anytime I want"

The bride thinks..."Now I never have to have sex again unless I want it."

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Rictor 01-20-2001 11:23 PM

I feel like Al Bundy on Married With Children...my wife's sex drive is definitely bigger than mine...I'm the one claiming "headaches."

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Jamdin 01-28-2001 02:15 AM

To infinity & beyond http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/tongue.gif

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israeliguy 01-28-2001 03:53 AM

18

markvh 01-28-2001 06:42 AM

21, turning 22 on the 2nd of August... Not married, still enjoying the finer things in live

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Dirtypainter 01-28-2001 07:03 AM

37 married and the wife is 39. got 2 kids.

during the regular work week (if there is such a thing)I am an Abestos abater. pay is good but I love porn too much to give it up.

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eiht_98 01-28-2001 07:18 AM

27 and not married yet

Warphead 01-28-2001 10:50 AM

29 but I'm aging gracefully.

misterwalrus 01-28-2001 04:35 PM

45, divorced twice, 3 children all now adults and have a 31 year old girlfriend.

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TheJimmy 01-28-2001 11:50 PM

32, but claim to be 27...it was a good age and I liked the sound of it...so I'm sticking with that

LOL Ricktor and SSgirl...no doubt http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Fortunately my labido has held up well...but nothing like the teen years....wasn't untucking a shirt an EXCELLENT task back then? lol



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