What will the Canadians do when the Danish Marines land in St. John's, NF? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 05-31-2004, 10:46 AM

My prediction: nothing.

OWNED · 05-31-2004, 10:49 AM

Quebeckers: surrender.
Torontofags: file a stiff protest with the UN, then surrender.
Manitobans: run away to the west fast as possible.
Albertans and Saskatchewaners: load their rifles, ask if they can secede from Canada and join the United States.
British Colombians: smoke another joint and watch television.

Phoenix · 05-31-2004, 11:02 AM

we'd just sink them in the ocean

ElvisManson · 05-31-2004, 11:03 AM

Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

wiZd0m · 05-31-2004, 11:03 AM

We will offer them free healthcare

CDSmith · 05-31-2004, 11:05 AM

Finding nothing to eat in Quebec except poutine, they will quickly all die of heart attacks.

Evil Jawa · 05-31-2004, 11:05 AM

what Danish Marines ?

cool1 · 05-31-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

so true

DarkJedi · 05-31-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Jawa
what Danish Marines ?

The ones that just took your island.

http://www.naval.ca/article/Heubert/...e_Vikings.html

OWNED · 05-31-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."

Phoenix · 05-31-2004, 11:08 AM

I need to get into politics

CDSmith · 05-31-2004, 11:09 AM

There's hockey on tonight. That's all that matters.

Dragonsxxx · 05-31-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by wiZd0m
We will offer them free healthcare

thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in Denmark

CDSmith · 05-31-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in Denmark

Then why invade us?

I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it.

Dragonsxxx · 05-31-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it.

What is Canadas best beer ?, im not a big fan of danish beer myself, im more into german beer

CDSmith · 05-31-2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
What is Canadas best beer ?, im not a big fan of danish beer myself, im more into german beer

Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....

Martin · 05-31-2004, 11:22 AM

Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe

Dragonsxxx · 05-31-2004, 11:25 AM

does Denmark play hockey !!

lol i know we have some clubs in DK but i do not recall ever seeing Hockey being transmitted on danish TV. but then again i do not watch alot of tv

CDSmith · 05-31-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Dragonsxxx
What is Canadas best beer ?

Canada has so many great beers it's hard to choose a favorite, but I believe that the very best beers are micro-brewed brands made by private Canadians. Of those I have several local favorites that I would stack up against any in the world..... Fort Garry Ale (both light & dark) and Rickerd's Red come to mind.

It was only a matter of time before someone invaded us for it.

baddog · 05-31-2004, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by Martin
Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe

it is surrounded by fish, lots and lots of tasty fish

FlyingIguana · 05-31-2004, 11:56 AM

i think fucking with newfies is the worst mistake anyone can make.

drunk guys don't feal any pain

FlyingIguana · 05-31-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
it is surrounded by fish, lots and lots of tasty fish

what fish?

Phoenix · 05-31-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Martin
Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe

that to me is not the point.

this needs to be snapped shut soon

our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all

FlyingIguana · 05-31-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
that to me is not the point.

this needs to be snapped shut soon

our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all

why invest? just call bush and tell him there's oil in denmark

aaron · 05-31-2004, 12:05 PM

should i care abotu this?

Fu-Q · 05-31-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by aaron
should i care abotu this?

probably not

Rich · 05-31-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by OWNED
Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."

What's it like to not have to worry about thinking? Is it relaxing? Sometime I wish I was mindless like an ignorant American, everything would be so simple and I'd understand everything.

Rich · 05-31-2004, 12:16 PM

Chretien would have flown there himself and single handedly choked every last one of those bastards.

Phoenix · 05-31-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Rich
Chretien would have flown there himself and single handedly choked every last one of those bastards.

thank you

what the hell is going on, i dont even know of an offical response action or statement

is everyone on holidays or what?

mind · 05-31-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....

Actually we beat the US hockey team last yeat 5-2 (or 3 cant remember) last year during the World ChampionShip - so yeah we got a hockey team. Played 2-2 against Canada

GTS Mark · 05-31-2004, 12:24 PM

Magnus and I are getting suited up right now from the trip up there. We will be waiting for those bastards when they arrive.

DH

baddog · 05-31-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
what fish?

turbot and shrimp

Magnus · 05-31-2004, 12:27 PM

Lawn chairs...BBQ and enough brew to do battle with.

"They can take our land..but they will never take our KEG"

baddog · 05-31-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
that to me is not the point.

this needs to be snapped shut soon

our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all

you might consider investing in a Navy that can get thru the ice . . . that might help

baddog · 05-31-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
why invest? just call bush and tell him there's oil in denmark

Denmark is our ally. Push comes to shove, I think we would fight on their side.

Phoenix · 05-31-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Magnus and I are getting suited up right now from the trip up there. We will be waiting for those bastards when they arrive.

DH

you guys go get em

dont leave your empties layin around up there though, the fines are huge i hear...lol

CBytch · 05-31-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by ElvisManson
Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

HAHA that is so true

Rich · 05-31-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
Denmark is our ally. Push comes to shove, I think we would fight on their side.

Well, with Bush in office no one would put that past you. He definitely doesn't have a grasp on who he should and shouldn't fight, and he clearly has no idea who he can and can't beat.

You really think we're afraid of Donald Rumsfeld? We're a lot stronger than Iraq, bring it on. We've been waiting for damn near 200 years, the White House needs a new paint job anyway.

baddog · 05-31-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Rich

You really think we're afraid of Donald Rumsfeld? We're a lot stronger than Iraq, bring it on. We've been waiting for damn near 200 years, the White House needs a new paint job anyway.

hahahaha - now that is funny

05-31-2004, 10:46 AM	#1
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OWNED So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 852	Quebeckers: surrender. Torontofags: file a stiff protest with the UN, then surrender. Manitobans: run away to the west fast as possible. Albertans and Saskatchewaners: load their rifles, ask if they can secede from Canada and join the United States. British Colombians: smoke another joint and watch television.

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