What will the Canadians do when the Danish Marines land in St. John's, NF?
 

My prediction: nothing.

Quebeckers: surrender.
Torontofags: file a stiff protest with the UN, then surrender.
Manitobans: run away to the west fast as possible.
Albertans and Saskatchewaners: load their rifles, ask if they can secede from Canada and join the United States.
British Colombians: smoke another joint and watch television.

we'd just sink them in the ocean


:2 cents:

Give them landed immigrant status, and a place to live and welfare for as long as they want it.

:winkwink:

We will offer them free healthcare

Finding nothing to eat in Quebec except poutine, they will quickly all die of heart attacks.

what Danish Marines ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh so true

The ones that just took your island.

http://www.naval.ca/article/Heubert/...e_Vikings.html

Translation: "I'm trying to minimize my embarrassment at the FACT that my country can't even defend its territory from DENMARK."

I need to get into politics

There's hockey on tonight. That's all that matters.

thank you, but we allready have free healthcare in Denmark :)

Then why invade us?

I know... our beer really IS better than yours. This proves it. :1orglaugh

What is Canadas best beer ?, im not a big fan of danish beer myself, im more into german beer

Why else would they invade us? I've never seen a hockey team from Denmark, so....

Before Canadians see this as a return of the attacking, pillaging Vikings, the issue needs to be put into perspective. The ownership of the island is a relatively unimportant issue. The island has no resources and is located in one of the most inhospitable regions of the globe

does Denmark play hockey !!

lol i know we have some clubs in DK but i do not recall ever seeing Hockey being transmitted on danish TV. but then again i do not watch alot of tv

Canada has so many great beers it's hard to choose a favorite, but I believe that the very best beers are micro-brewed brands made by private Canadians. Of those I have several local favorites that I would stack up against any in the world..... Fort Garry Ale (both light & dark) and Rickerd's Red come to mind.

It was only a matter of time before someone invaded us for it.

it is surrounded by fish, lots and lots of tasty fish

i think fucking with newfies is the worst mistake anyone can make.

drunk guys don't feal any pain

what fish?

that to me is not the point.


this needs to be snapped shut soon


our land is not subject to debate no matter where it is.

we need to invest some money into R&D, can't be too hard to come up with a slick weapon to make it not worthwhile to come over at all

why invest? just call bush and tell him there's oil in denmark

should i care abotu this? :helpme

probably not

What's it like to not have to worry about thinking? Is it relaxing? Sometime I wish I was mindless like an ignorant American, everything would be so simple and I'd understand everything.

Chretien would have flown there himself and single handedly choked every last one of those bastards.

thank you


what the hell is going on, i dont even know of an offical response action or statement


is everyone on holidays or what?

Actually we beat the US hockey team last yeat 5-2 (or 3 cant remember) last year during the World ChampionShip - so yeah we got a hockey team. Played 2-2 against Canada :thumbsup

Magnus and I are getting suited up right now from the trip up there. We will be waiting for those bastards when they arrive. :BangBang:

DH

turbot and shrimp

Lawn chairs...BBQ and enough brew to do battle with.

"They can take our land..but they will never take our KEG"

you might consider investing in a Navy that can get thru the ice . . . that might help

Denmark is our ally. Push comes to shove, I think we would fight on their side.

you guys go get em


dont leave your empties layin around up there though, the fines are huge i hear...lol

HAHA that is so true :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Well, with Bush in office no one would put that past you. He definitely doesn't have a grasp on who he should and shouldn't fight, and he clearly has no idea who he can and can't beat.

You really think we're afraid of Donald Rumsfeld? We're a lot stronger than Iraq, bring it on. We've been waiting for damn near 200 years, the White House needs a new paint job anyway.

hahahaha - now that is funny