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Old 05-30-2004, 07:29 AM   #1
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So I'm walking through my bedroom and its all fucked up because I'm moving to the new house. When BAM I stub my toe on something.

It doesn't feel right so i look down and..

my fucking big toe is bleeding all over and I have no toenail!

not a good way to start the morning.
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:31 AM   #2
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Damn, what did you hit it on?
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:33 AM   #5
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did it spray like kill bill?
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:38 AM   #6
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Damn, what did you hit it on?
The metal base thing you put the box springs and mattress on.
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:41 AM   #7
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did it spray like kill bill?
HAHAHAHA

No but he could have choriographed the jumping around scene i did.

Butt nakid one legged hopping all over
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:44 AM   #8
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The metal base thing you put the box springs and mattress on.
ouchhhhh......that must have hurt pretty bad. Good luck with that, did you go to the hospital for that so they can clean it?
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:45 AM   #9
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That fucking hurts like crazy.

Just thinkig about it is making my toes clench.
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:50 AM   #11
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no i cleaned it up and wrapped it in clean linen. It will be fine. I just won't be wearing a shoe on that foot while i finish moving.
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:48 PM   #12
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:50 PM   #13
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ouch that has to hurt ... im just waiting for big toe nail to fall off i stubbed it like 3 weeks ago and its just sitting there all black and weird... ouch
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:54 PM   #14
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ever notice, it hurts more AFTER you see blood. lol , trim the nails weekly and you shouldn't have enough to catch for it to fall off lol
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:55 PM   #15
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:56 PM   #16
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:59 PM   #17
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ever notice, it hurts more AFTER you see blood. lol , trim the nails weekly and you shouldn't have enough to catch for it to fall off lol
Yep exactly; I got hit in the face with a baseball in little league, off a line drive, and it didn't hurt...then I saw the blood gush out and I started to cry. It's all mind over matter.
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Old 05-30-2004, 01:00 PM   #18
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holy shit that must have hurt. the toenail is completely gone? are you sure u dont need a doc to look at it?
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Old 05-30-2004, 02:19 PM   #19
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How many gallons of blood are in human body?
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Old 05-30-2004, 02:20 PM   #21
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no ones gonna say it so im gonna say it.

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also, sorry bout your toe man, that shit hurts, I know how you feel first hand.
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Old 05-30-2004, 02:29 PM   #22
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Old 05-30-2004, 04:26 PM   #24
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cut off your hand and hold it over a large bucket and find out ... when you're done post the # here, I'm curious :D
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Good luck trying to wear shoes for the next few days. Hope you have comfy sandals...course, they aren't the best to wear to move in.
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Old 05-30-2004, 04:36 PM   #27
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Roughly 1/11th of your body weight is blood. On average men have about a little more than 5 quarts or basicly 1 and a quarter gallons of blood.
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:27 PM   #28
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holy shit that must have hurt. the toenail is completely gone? are you sure u dont need a doc to look at it?
yeah the toenail was completely ripped off just hanging there by a this piece of what looked like a cuticle or something. So I just pulled it off.


its nothing i need to see a doctor about. Does hurt like a motherfucker though. Make carrying the boxes and furniture a real bitch.
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:30 PM   #29
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:40 PM   #30
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The metal base thing you put the box springs and mattress on.

Now that will hurt like hell! Make sure to clean it real well to avoid any infection!
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I learned that the hard way last weekend, in sandals, smashing my toe into everything, the tip of my big toe is completely black, no feeling and scaling now.
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The metal base thing you put the box springs and mattress on.

The nail on my big toe once cracked off from this
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Old 05-30-2004, 10:31 PM   #43
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Yeah and thats just during changing the dressing.
Should have taken a picture when it happened. but i really wasn't doing much thinking at that point other than how to stop the bleeding.
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I wasn't to happy about it either since i was supposed to be moving this weekend
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Damn your tough, you loose a nail with blood all over and you still keep moving? Why not just hire movers?
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So I'm walking through my bedroom and its all fucked up because I'm moving to the new house. When BAM I stub my toe on something.

It doesn't feel right so i look down and..

my fucking big toe is bleeding all over and I have no toenail!

not a good way to start the morning.
Damn.. it sucks losing a nail too. It'll grow back all nasty,
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