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Old 05-28-2004, 06:18 AM   #1
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:stoned I just smoked my housemates' weed

They went to a party leaving me home alone

I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed.

Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?

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Old 05-28-2004, 06:22 AM   #2
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Old 05-28-2004, 06:24 AM   #3
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Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?
In for a penny in for a pound..
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:13 AM   #4
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In for a penny in for a pound..
My thoughts exactly.

Eating the cheesecake now, washing it down with their last beer
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:14 AM   #5
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dam if i was your boy i'd fuck you up when i got home lol smokin my weed and then eatin my munchies thats just wrong
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:15 AM   #6
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:20 AM   #7
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They went to a party leaving me home alone

I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed.

Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?
Hell yeah, go for it! :D
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:22 AM   #8
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Seems they are now out of smoko, beer and cheesecake

I've got a couple of bottles of wine. But for some reason
my housemates' vodka is looking more attractive
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:26 AM   #9
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He will be soo pissed when he gets back
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:30 AM   #10
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Smoking what's left of someones weed is just wrong....very wrong.

I'm sure I'd hurt you somehow if I were your housemate. =)
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:32 AM   #11
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Smoking what's left of someones weed is just wrong....very wrong.

I'm sure I'd hurt you somehow if I were your housemate. =)
Second that, I wouldn´t like it.
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:34 AM   #12
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They went to a party leaving me home alone

I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed.

Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?

You need to listen to this song by Devin the Dude

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Old 05-28-2004, 07:34 AM   #13
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Smoking what's left of someones weed is just wrong....very wrong.

I'm sure I'd hurt you somehow if I were your housemate. =)
I actually kinda had permission to smoke the weed.

The cheesecake, the beer and the vodka...

that's a different matter
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:39 AM   #14
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Your a shitty roommate.
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:42 AM   #15
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I had a roommate that not only drank all of my coronas one night while I slept. He went as far as to put the cap back on each one, put it back in the cardboard 6 pack holder and leave all 6 in the fridge. Fucker...

...we ended up getting into a fight the next day over it and I hit him in the head with a frying pan.
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:47 AM   #18
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I had a roommate that not only drank all of my coronas one night while I slept. He went as far as to put the cap back on each one, put it back in the cardboard 6 pack holder and leave all 6 in the fridge. Fucker...


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...we ended up getting into a fight the next day over it and I hit him in the head with a frying pan.
Hrrrmmm, I better go hide the frying pans!
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:20 AM   #19
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:26 AM   #20
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thats bad money dude!! Hope you have an unresitable personality or long legs!
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:36 AM   #21
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Umm...they "left" you at home? You can't meet them at the party?
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:40 AM   #22
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yep, show 'em you give a fuck about them leaving you home alone ;)
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Old 05-28-2004, 10:06 AM   #23
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Old 05-28-2004, 12:11 PM   #24
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lol if it was my weed i would have said the same thing


then again if i was left alone in a room with some bud, i wouldn't let that moment go to waste
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cheese cake and beer ? wtf that is some nasty sounding combo ....

either you have an iron stomach and can hold a mixture like that or you are full of shit
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:25 PM   #27
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cheese cake and beer ? wtf that is some nasty sounding combo ....
Tastes great! Don't knock it 'till you've tried it

But don't forget to smoke a very large blunt first though
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:28 PM   #28
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yeah I once almost put a friend out on the street because he not only drank the last beer, he drank the last two beers, seriously
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They went to a party leaving me home alone

I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed.

Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?
Fucking parasytes are everywhere..
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Old 05-28-2004, 11:30 PM   #32
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Status report...

It was maybe midnight when I started this thread. It's 4.30pm now.

My housemates (I live with a couple) came home at maybe 4am
and left again before I woke. I've been out and bought some
beers, a cheesecake and some chocolates.

The mull-bowl seems to have magically replenished.

Hrmmm, what should I do next?
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Status report...

It was maybe midnight when I started this thread. It's 4.30pm now.

My housemates (I live with a couple) came home at maybe 4am
and left again before I woke. I've been out and bought some
beers, a cheesecake and some chocolates.

The mull-bowl seems to have magically replenished.

Hrmmm, what should I do next?

Start all over again!
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They went to a party leaving me home alone

I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed.

Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?
haha, asshole!

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They went to a party leaving me home alone

I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed.

Now I've got the munchies...

Should I eat all their cheesecake too?
isn't there an unwritten rule about this ?
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Start all over again!
Well the chocolate and most of the beer is already gone.

And if I smoked the weed, I'm sure I could accomodate the cheesecake.
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Old 05-29-2004, 01:58 AM   #39
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And for all the haters...

If home alone, with a magically replenishing mull-bowl sitting on
the coffee table beside you. Who among you would not inhale?
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You can never snag herb if the bag is less than half-full.

You can never snag a beer if there are few enough to be counted.

Oh, and you *always* replenish the next day what you took the night before. Just lessons from back in the day when I had roommates.

Food is always off limits unless you hate your roommate and can kick their ass, BTW.
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You can never snag herb if the bag is less than half-full.

You can never snag a beer if there are few enough to be counted.

Oh, and you *always* replenish the next day what you took the night before. Just lessons from back in the day when I had roommates.

Food is always off limits unless you hate your roommate and can kick their ass, BTW.
Does replenishing count if you consume it all before they return home?
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Well the chocolate and most of the beer is already gone.

And if I smoked the weed, I'm sure I could accomodate the cheesecake.

You always have this much fun?
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Seems they are now out of smoko, beer and cheesecake

I've got a couple of bottles of wine. But for some reason
my housemates' vodka is looking more attractive

If you were my housemate, it would seem that your toothbrush always tasted like ass.
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Well the chocolate and most of the beer is already gone.

And if I smoked the weed, I'm sure I could accomodate the cheesecake.

There you go! You live a royal life, dude!
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Old 05-29-2004, 03:48 AM   #46
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My housemates are home again.

The replacement cheesecake is (so far) uneaten.

The replacement beer (so far) hasn't been drunk,
ie 4 down, 2 left, only drank 1 last night.

They're in their bedroom fucking...

I'm feeling left out again.

Must be time for another spliff
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My thoughts exactly.

Eating the cheesecake now, washing it down with their last beer
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