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I just smoked my housemates' weed
They went to a party leaving me home alone :(
I need some cheering-up, so I've smoked all their weed. Now I've got the munchies... Should I eat all their cheesecake too? :Graucho |
hehe, he's going to be so mad at you :Graucho
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Eating the cheesecake now, washing it down with their last beer :Graucho |
dam if i was your boy i'd fuck you up when i got home lol smokin my weed and then eatin my munchies thats just wrong :1orglaugh
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never take the last of anything,thats how people get fucked up round hea'
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Seems they are now out of smoko, beer and cheesecake :glugglug
I've got a couple of bottles of wine. But for some reason my housemates' vodka is looking more attractive :Graucho |
He will be soo pissed when he gets back:1orglaugh
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Smoking what's left of someones weed is just wrong....very wrong. :mad:
I'm sure I'd hurt you somehow if I were your housemate. =) |
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You need to listen to this song by Devin the Dude Doobie Ashtray :thumbsup :rasta :smokin |
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The cheesecake, the beer and the vodka... that's a different matter :Graucho |
Your a shitty roommate.
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I had a roommate that not only drank all of my coronas one night while I slept. He went as far as to put the cap back on each one, put it back in the cardboard 6 pack holder and leave all 6 in the fridge. Fucker...
...we ended up getting into a fight the next day over it and I hit him in the head with a frying pan.:thumbsup |
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thats my cut |
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The whole album is great. One of my favorites. :thumbsup |
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eat it all
never stop!!! |
thats bad money dude!! Hope you have an unresitable personality or long legs!
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Umm...they "left" you at home? You can't meet them at the party?
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yep, show 'em you give a fuck about them leaving you home alone ;)
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hahaha, smoke it till you cant feel your penis!
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then again if i was left alone in a room with some bud, i wouldn't let that moment go to waste :) |
cheese cake and beer ? wtf that is some nasty sounding combo ....
either you have an iron stomach and can hold a mixture like that or you are full of shit |
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But don't forget to smoke a very large blunt first though :Graucho |
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if someone smoked all my weed they would owe me bank.:winkwink: |
As long as you can run faster than they can, go ahead and take everything else!
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Status report...
It was maybe midnight when I started this thread. It's 4.30pm now. My housemates (I live with a couple) came home at maybe 4am and left again before I woke. I've been out and bought some beers, a cheesecake and some chocolates. The mull-bowl seems to have magically replenished. Hrmmm, what should I do next? :Graucho |
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Start all over again! :1orglaugh |
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You're one bad boy! :1orglaugh
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And if I smoked the weed, I'm sure I could accomodate the cheesecake. :Graucho |
im glad im not your roomate :1orglaugh
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And for all the haters...
If home alone, with a magically replenishing mull-bowl sitting on the coffee table beside you. Who among you would not inhale? |
You can never snag herb if the bag is less than half-full.
You can never snag a beer if there are few enough to be counted. Oh, and you *always* replenish the next day what you took the night before. Just lessons from back in the day when I had roommates. Food is always off limits unless you hate your roommate and can kick their ass, BTW. :1orglaugh |
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You always have this much fun? |
i smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, then I smoke two more:stoned :stoned
Blaze well my friend:thumbsup |
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If you were my housemate, it would seem that your toothbrush always tasted like ass. |
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There you go! You live a royal life, dude! :1orglaugh |
My housemates are home again.
The replacement cheesecake is (so far) uneaten. The replacement beer (so far) hasn't been drunk, ie 4 down, 2 left, only drank 1 last night. They're in their bedroom fucking... I'm feeling left out again. Must be time for another spliff :rasta :1orglaugh |
I would kick your ass for sure.
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