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Reak · 05-29-2004, 05:55 AM

50 Masturbating Mofo's

cayne · 05-29-2004, 05:55 AM

haha no, but these movies floating around the internet are always very entertaining...

sexykitten · 05-29-2004, 07:50 AM

when I was about 15 or 16 my sister almost walked in on me. I was just at the climax when she walked up the stairs...

I still don't know if she knew or not. I think there are many moments when I could have been 'discovered'. when I used to work at the bank, I would sometimes have to excuse myself to go to the washroom and masturbate.

Sometimes there were other people in there sometimes there werent. Needless to say they may or may not have known what I was doing in the next stall...

Nowadays I'm not so adventurous.

Forkbeard · 05-29-2004, 08:45 PM

I got caught from an airplane.

I was 14, gold mining out in ultimate bumfuck western Alaska. On the tundra. Not a tree for miles, but sorta hilly country, you can't see very far before the hills get in the way. My dad's running a D-6 Cat about a mile away, way out of sight and I can hear when he shuts down the engine, which he hasn't. There are literally no other people within about forty miles of us, and no way for them to get there without landing an airplane on an airstrip about five miles away.

I'm supposed to be shoveling gravel into a sluicebox. Boring ass backbreaking work. From time to time, my mind would wander to sex -- or my fevered imaginings about sex, anyway. You know what comes next. There's NO private place to go, but then again, there's nobody to see anything, either.

So I'm standing there facing the creek yanking it in plain view of -- well, nobody -- when I notice this funny sound. I can't quite figure out what it is, because even from a mile away the engine noise from dad's Cat is pretty loud. But it seems to be getting louder....

Then BAM --- there's a Cessna 206 flying past about a hundred feet away, passing in front of me, right to left, at about twenty feet of altitude. My dad's employer and owner of the mining claims can be clearly seen through the plexiglass window of the pilot's door, staring at me, his mouth open in shock as I stand there clutching my dick.

Apparently he was looking over his claims by gliding, engine almost at idle, down the creekbed. His plane was entirely concealed from view by the terrain until he was right on top of me.

Fortunately he never mentioned it. He was a pretty straight-laced dude, I think he was almost as embarrassed as I was.

wdsguy · 05-29-2004, 09:36 PM

yes by my mom

Screaming · 05-29-2004, 09:41 PM

not masterbating but having sex by my mom

punker barbie · 05-29-2004, 09:47 PM

YUP, by my girlroomate.... i have a the bongs in my room and she didnt see my car so she assumed i wasnt home...... she opened the door and just turned RED! it was a hella weird moment LOL

but then she joined me LOL J/K i wish!

nofx · 05-29-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forkbeard
I got caught from an airplane.

I was 14, gold mining out in ultimate bumfuck western Alaska. On the tundra. Not a tree for miles, but sorta hilly country, you can't see very far before the hills get in the way. My dad's running a D-6 Cat about a mile away, way out of sight and I can hear when he shuts down the engine, which he hasn't. There are literally no other people within about forty miles of us, and no way for them to get there without landing an airplane on an airstrip about five miles away.

I'm supposed to be shoveling gravel into a sluicebox. Boring ass backbreaking work. From time to time, my mind would wander to sex -- or my fevered imaginings about sex, anyway. You know what comes next. There's NO private place to go, but then again, there's nobody to see anything, either.

So I'm standing there facing the creek yanking it in plain view of -- well, nobody -- when I notice this funny sound. I can't quite figure out what it is, because even from a mile away the engine noise from dad's Cat is pretty loud. But it seems to be getting louder....

Then BAM --- there's a Cessna 206 flying past about a hundred feet away, passing in front of me, right to left, at about twenty feet of altitude. My dad's employer and owner of the mining claims can be clearly seen through the plexiglass window of the pilot's door, staring at me, his mouth open in shock as I stand there clutching my dick.

Apparently he was looking over his claims by gliding, engine almost at idle, down the creekbed. His plane was entirely concealed from view by the terrain until he was right on top of me.

Fortunately he never mentioned it. He was a pretty straight-laced dude, I think he was almost as embarrassed as I was.

hahaha, you were 14 and gold mining? crazy...

you got fucking owned by a plane!

chasin · 05-29-2004, 09:54 PM

Dean why dont you just tell everyone the story how I caught you jerking it in back of our tour bus...when we were on that crazy 3 month tour....lol....jk....whats up dude havent heard from you in a while....

Chasin

wadewilson · 05-30-2004, 01:28 AM

i cant recal....

wadewilson · 05-30-2004, 01:30 AM

came close but ......nope

05-29-2004, 05:55 AM	#52
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05-29-2004, 07:50 AM	#53
sexykitten Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: toronto Posts: 202	when I was about 15 or 16 my sister almost walked in on me. I was just at the climax when she walked up the stairs... I still don't know if she knew or not. I think there are many moments when I could have been 'discovered'. when I used to work at the bank, I would sometimes have to excuse myself to go to the washroom and masturbate. Sometimes there were other people in there sometimes there werent. Needless to say they may or may not have known what I was doing in the next stall... Nowadays I'm not so adventurous. __________________

05-29-2004, 08:45 PM	#54
Forkbeard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: I Roam Around Posts: 2,236	I got caught from an airplane. I was 14, gold mining out in ultimate bumfuck western Alaska. On the tundra. Not a tree for miles, but sorta hilly country, you can't see very far before the hills get in the way. My dad's running a D-6 Cat about a mile away, way out of sight and I can hear when he shuts down the engine, which he hasn't. There are literally no other people within about forty miles of us, and no way for them to get there without landing an airplane on an airstrip about five miles away. I'm supposed to be shoveling gravel into a sluicebox. Boring ass backbreaking work. From time to time, my mind would wander to sex -- or my fevered imaginings about sex, anyway. You know what comes next. There's NO private place to go, but then again, there's nobody to see anything, either. So I'm standing there facing the creek yanking it in plain view of -- well, nobody -- when I notice this funny sound. I can't quite figure out what it is, because even from a mile away the engine noise from dad's Cat is pretty loud. But it seems to be getting louder.... Then BAM --- there's a Cessna 206 flying past about a hundred feet away, passing in front of me, right to left, at about twenty feet of altitude. My dad's employer and owner of the mining claims can be clearly seen through the plexiglass window of the pilot's door, staring at me, his mouth open in shock as I stand there clutching my dick. Apparently he was looking over his claims by gliding, engine almost at idle, down the creekbed. His plane was entirely concealed from view by the terrain until he was right on top of me. Fortunately he never mentioned it. He was a pretty straight-laced dude, I think he was almost as embarrassed as I was. __________________ Offering sponsored blog posts and custom writing services.

05-29-2004, 09:41 PM	#56
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05-29-2004, 05:55 AM	#51
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05-29-2004, 09:54 PM	#59
chasin Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 199	Dean why dont you just tell everyone the story how I caught you jerking it in back of our tour bus...when we were on that crazy 3 month tour....lol....jk....whats up dude havent heard from you in a while.... Chasin __________________ ChasinCash.com Giving You What You've Been Chasin' icq: 174843129

05-30-2004, 01:28 AM	#60
wadewilson Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: va Posts: 75	i cant recal.... __________________ 5x5

05-30-2004, 01:30 AM	#61
wadewilson Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: va Posts: 75	came close but ......nope __________________ 5x5