Ever got caught masturbating?
 

Discuss :Graucho

nope...

never

mmmmmm........ should i confess . . . .. . . .

ok i was caught by my brother masturbating. . . .. . . . .

but i'm not masturbating that time . . . . . . he thought i was, but what i'm doing is . . . . . i'm fixing my undies . . . . .. .

Yep, by my ex-girlfriend. She was like 19 and I was about 21.
Funny shit.
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:1orglaugh no

Yup every time I masturbate I get caught! Damn housecamz! lol

Caught my little brother once - still fuck with him about it too haha

never..

Samuel

ask Dr. Phil :thumbsup

Once....about a year ago...I always lock the door now

Nope, never.

Yup once when I was like 13 or so. :Graucho

I might have :Oh crap

Once, when I was 9. :winkwink:

My mother asked what was that sticky stuff on the floor as I left the bathroom with the weekly Sears flyer tucked under my arm.

One time...in college I had a roomate in a small-ass dorm room (no where to hide), he came back early one weekend as I was spanking it. I heard the key in the door and was like OH SHIT!

Luckily I had a towel nearby so I covered up, put the penthouse under the bed, and managed to stand up, all in about 4 seconds. As he opened the door I walked out to the hall acting like I was going to go take a shower.

I think he could tell something was going on but he never brought it up. I just thank god I wasn't about to finish as he started to unlock the door :1orglaugh

nice story :)

i never got cought. happy me!

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but do you really masturbate? :)

Good thing he doesn't have a female companion with him that time or you surely will be busted!

Do it enough, everyone gets caught!

unfortunately yes, as a youngster I was cought spankin hank by my sister and her friend.

Probably the single most embarrassing thing in life hehe.

Nope,
But walked into my older bro's bedroom when I was like 12 or 13 and scared the shit out of him so bad he jumped up with his dick in his hand and nailed his head on the top bunk. It was pretty fuckin' funny!

Yep... my hubby has caught me a few times lolol :Graucho

so the sex wasn't good enough? ...ouch :Graucho

I got caught doing a chick, but never masterbating

Once when I was 11, was doing my thing with my dad's old magazines. I was doing it in my bed and my door is right next to my bed and I heard my door knob turn. I quickly hid the mag under my pillow and put the covers over me. The she asked me "Max, why are you still awake, and what's that under your pillow?" (cause it was showing just a little). And she just grabbed it, but I was holding it on the other side and we both pulled on it and she kept on asking: "What is it..?". So I told her it was a MAD magazine and I didn't want her to confiscate it, because I was reading it at 1 a.m. So she let it go and then she left, but I always thought she knew what I was doing...

what's worst in youre opinion :Graucho


oh yea and who caught you guys

That cracked me up :1orglaugh

Nope and I'm glad about that! :1orglaugh

Never...

n e v e r !

Thanks because people avoid you :1orglaugh

Flame away..haha

Yes I did..by my sister

This thread could get very interesting. :glugglug

Yep. When I was 20 years old I was caught. Not gonna give up the details (too embarrassing) but it was a holy roller that caught me and started preaching to me about how Jesus could help me control my desires.

Now that's priceless! :thumbsup

Not me either! Ain't I good? :1orglaugh

was back home visiting family, had a little phone sex with the Mr. and my Great Grandma (yes, my GREAT grandma lol) came up to see if i was gonna eat dinner and i yelled "IM COMING!!" and she said (while walkin away and giggling) "..I bet you are...."

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yeah, you just caught me

This thread makes me think about part of chris rocks stand up show. Talking about being home alone getting his good jerk on, lock the door, look at your dick and say, "scream if you want nobody's gonna help you now"...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I get caught by my father when I was 14

got caught having sex by my girls mom, not mine...

which is worse

i got busted spanking once by my mom.. that WAS a sticky situation...

then once by my ex-wife a few times.... i'd yell at her for disturbing me and she'd leave....

No, never.

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Nope :)