Van Helsing SUCKED! - GoFuckYourself.com

Platinum/Lantern · 05-28-2004, 02:44 PM

I went out last night and saw this movie...
It sucked

I love good action movies
I love good monster movies

but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be

Sammy4u · 05-28-2004, 02:45 PM

So true, so true. I was pretty disappointed in it to.

stembolt · 05-28-2004, 02:45 PM

i here ya there bro

fort it was very child-like
not sure if it was meant 2 b fun

merlin77 · 05-28-2004, 02:46 PM

No way, it was a good flick. Non-stop action, comedy, monsters....good old entertainment!

nathan_f · 05-28-2004, 02:46 PM

no way! i wont believe it!

damn and it looked good too...

Reak · 05-28-2004, 02:46 PM

I didnt like it too

Shooter · 05-28-2004, 02:47 PM

It was decent

Couple things I hated:
1. How many times can someone hang from a ledge in one movie?
2. That sappy fucking ending (or the love story altogether)

Marcus Aurelius · 05-28-2004, 02:47 PM

Yeah. a friend of mine went in to see it, walked out an hour later and walked into "man on fire" playing in the theater across the hall. Said Van Helsing was the biggest piece of shit he ever tried to sit through. Good reviews for man on fire though.

bluedevil · 05-28-2004, 02:48 PM

lol...when half of your cast is CG...you have a problem

stembolt · 05-28-2004, 02:48 PM

fuk the ending
bout pist my self laughin

sinkiss · 05-28-2004, 02:48 PM

dam, i have been wanting to go see this movie

think i will just wait for the video

Elli · 05-28-2004, 02:48 PM

I already posted threads on both movies. Van Helsing - NO STARS
Man on Fire - FIVE STARS

NaughtyJenn · 05-28-2004, 02:50 PM

really?? i thought it was great, one of the best warewolf tranformations i have ever seen and the true old version of dracula and all.. i thought it was good!

Face (o_0) · 05-28-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sammy4u
So true, so true. I was pretty disappointed in it to.

same here

axelcat · 05-28-2004, 02:50 PM

I heard it was good

stembolt · 05-28-2004, 02:52 PM

werewolf was good

but not a patch on american werewolf in london

DarkJedi · 05-28-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by merlin77
No way, it was a good flick. Non-stop action, comedy, monsters....good old entertainment!

You're a Fag, right ?

Elli · 05-28-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
really?? i thought it was great, one of the best warewolf tranformations i have ever seen and the true old version of dracula and all.. i thought it was good!

The old version of Dracula? I'm re-reading the book right now, actually. The similarities are slight, at best.

Platinum/Lantern · 05-28-2004, 02:54 PM

The best part of this movie was the first scene with the Werewolf
after that...

it pretty much went DOWNHILL

Some things I noticed about the movie:

What the fuck was up with how ineffective Van Helsings crossbow was?

Also Frankenstien's strength was inconsistent....
He could wrestle with the Vampires

But couldn't break a few chains at times during the movie...

cayne · 05-28-2004, 02:54 PM

Tell us something new...
but yeah, it's sad, very bad movie...only Kate Beckinsale was a hightlight.

NaughtyJenn · 05-28-2004, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
The old version of Dracula? I'm re-reading the book right now, actually. The similarities are slight, at best.

i should have retyped what i ment by that.. i think im just very sick of the typical "vampire" movies and i though the way the movie portrayed it was a good step aside from the typical vampire style...

Elli · 05-28-2004, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
i should have retyped what i ment by that.. i think im just very sick of the typical "vampire" movies and i though the way the movie portrayed it was a good step aside from the typical vampire style...

Gotcha. Sorry for being pissy.

NaughtyJenn · 05-28-2004, 03:02 PM

not at all elli.. u are right and i think im just sick of the blade (dont get wrong its an amazing movie) story lines of vampires..

last good flic i saw bout vampires was underworld...

maxdaname · 05-28-2004, 03:11 PM

I'm Waiting for the DvD

loverboy · 05-28-2004, 03:15 PM

i have to see it to believe...

05-28-2004, 03:55 PM

If they would have went for an R rating it could have been so much better. That's the price they pay for trying to make a summer blockbuster.

Here's just a few things they could have done to improve this movie:

1. Nude vampire chicks (the female vampires in this movie had no nipples or genitals)

2. Should have given Frankenstein a good bloody fight scene at the end (Why the hell wasn't he ripping limbs off of the vampires at the end? He was such a pussy throughout the whole thing he needed something like this for redemption)

3. More blood and gore in general. That crossbow alone should have been impaling people in the eyeballs and doing lots of damage. Where were the gushers of blood and severed limbs?

It was still entertaining but if you weren't absolutely in love with those Mummy movies then I would wait for the DVD.

Huggles · 05-28-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum/Lantern
I went out last night and saw this movie...
It sucked

I love good action movies
I love good monster movies

but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be

I agree. All the stunts were CG.

DreamCumTrue · 05-28-2004, 03:58 PM

i thought it rocked!!!

Jill_J · 05-28-2004, 04:30 PM

I`ve watched it and liked it

stev0 · 05-28-2004, 04:33 PM

I thought it was good... maybe a little too long though.

juanito · 05-28-2004, 05:51 PM

reynold · 05-28-2004, 06:02 PM

I've seen it too and thought there was nothing spectacular about it either.

AliciaK · 05-28-2004, 06:04 PM

Agreed! It sucked!

EviLGuY · 05-28-2004, 06:33 PM

I thought it was good.. not top 20 movies ever material but worth watching. I felt entertained.

plyndrty · 05-28-2004, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum/Lantern
I went out last night and saw this movie...
It sucked

I love good action movies
I love good monster movies

but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be

Dude I so agree. Boderline comedy. Was expecting a little more of a serious story line.

Honeyslut · 05-28-2004, 06:50 PM

Oh, I only went to see it to watch the eye candy,Hugh Jackman

05-28-2004, 02:44 PM	#1
Platinum/Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 290	Van Helsing SUCKED! I went out last night and saw this movie... It sucked I love good action movies I love good monster movies but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be __________________ www.gallerytrafficservice.com/ "When I pay for gallery spots, I want the best value, the best customer service and the best sites. Thats why I'll only use GTS from now on." Platinum Lantern

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05-28-2004, 02:47 PM	#7
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	It was decent Couple things I hated: 1. How many times can someone hang from a ledge in one movie? 2. That sappy fucking ending (or the love story altogether)

05-28-2004, 02:47 PM	#8
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Yeah. a friend of mine went in to see it, walked out an hour later and walked into "man on fire" playing in the theater across the hall. Said Van Helsing was the biggest piece of shit he ever tried to sit through. Good reviews for man on fire though.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I already posted threads on both movies. Van Helsing - NO STARS Man on Fire - FIVE STARS __________________ email: [email protected]

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NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	really?? i thought it was great, one of the best warewolf tranformations i have ever seen and the true old version of dracula and all.. i thought it was good!

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	I heard it was good

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Platinum/Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 290	The best part of this movie was the first scene with the Werewolf after that... it pretty much went DOWNHILL Some things I noticed about the movie: What the fuck was up with how ineffective Van Helsings crossbow was? Also Frankenstien's strength was inconsistent.... He could wrestle with the Vampires But couldn't break a few chains at times during the movie... __________________ www.gallerytrafficservice.com/ "When I pay for gallery spots, I want the best value, the best customer service and the best sites. Thats why I'll only use GTS from now on." Platinum Lantern

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NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	not at all elli.. u are right and i think im just sick of the blade (dont get wrong its an amazing movie) story lines of vampires.. last good flic i saw bout vampires was underworld...

05-28-2004, 03:11 PM	#24
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	I'm Waiting for the DvD

05-28-2004, 03:15 PM	#25
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	i have to see it to believe...

05-28-2004, 03:55 PM	#26
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	If they would have went for an R rating it could have been so much better. That's the price they pay for trying to make a summer blockbuster. Here's just a few things they could have done to improve this movie: 1. Nude vampire chicks (the female vampires in this movie had no nipples or genitals) 2. Should have given Frankenstein a good bloody fight scene at the end (Why the hell wasn't he ripping limbs off of the vampires at the end? He was such a pussy throughout the whole thing he needed something like this for redemption) 3. More blood and gore in general. That crossbow alone should have been impaling people in the eyeballs and doing lots of damage. Where were the gushers of blood and severed limbs? It was still entertaining but if you weren't absolutely in love with those Mummy movies then I would wait for the DVD. Last edited by evildick; 05-28-2004 at 04:00 PM..

05-28-2004, 03:58 PM	#28
DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	i thought it rocked!!!

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stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	I thought it was good... maybe a little too long though.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I've seen it too and thought there was nothing spectacular about it either.

05-28-2004, 06:04 PM	#33
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05-28-2004, 06:33 PM	#34
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I thought it was good.. not top 20 movies ever material but worth watching. I felt entertained.

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