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Platinum/Lantern 05-28-2004 02:44 PM

Van Helsing SUCKED!
 
I went out last night and saw this movie...
It sucked

I love good action movies
I love good monster movies

but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be

Sammy4u 05-28-2004 02:45 PM

So true, so true. I was pretty disappointed in it to.

stembolt 05-28-2004 02:45 PM

i here ya there bro

fort it was very child-like
not sure if it was meant 2 b fun:ak47:

merlin77 05-28-2004 02:46 PM

No way, it was a good flick. Non-stop action, comedy, monsters....good old entertainment!

nathan_f 05-28-2004 02:46 PM

no way! i wont believe it!

damn and it looked good too...

Reak 05-28-2004 02:46 PM

I didnt like it too

Shooter 05-28-2004 02:47 PM

It was decent

Couple things I hated:
1. How many times can someone hang from a ledge in one movie?
2. That sappy fucking ending (or the love story altogether)

Marcus Aurelius 05-28-2004 02:47 PM

Yeah. a friend of mine went in to see it, walked out an hour later and walked into "man on fire" playing in the theater across the hall. Said Van Helsing was the biggest piece of shit he ever tried to sit through. Good reviews for man on fire though.

bluedevil 05-28-2004 02:48 PM

lol...when half of your cast is CG...you have a problem

stembolt 05-28-2004 02:48 PM

fuk the ending
bout pist my self laughin

sinkiss 05-28-2004 02:48 PM

dam, i have been wanting to go see this movie :( think i will just wait for the video :1orglaugh

Elli 05-28-2004 02:48 PM

I already posted threads on both movies. Van Helsing - NO STARS
Man on Fire - FIVE STARS

:)

NaughtyJenn 05-28-2004 02:50 PM

really?? i thought it was great, one of the best warewolf tranformations i have ever seen and the true old version of dracula and all.. i thought it was good!

Face (o_0) 05-28-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sammy4u
So true, so true. I was pretty disappointed in it to.
same here

axelcat 05-28-2004 02:50 PM

I heard it was good

stembolt 05-28-2004 02:52 PM

werewolf was good

but not a patch on american werewolf in london

DarkJedi 05-28-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by merlin77
No way, it was a good flick. Non-stop action, comedy, monsters....good old entertainment!
You're a Fag, right ?

Elli 05-28-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
really?? i thought it was great, one of the best warewolf tranformations i have ever seen and the true old version of dracula and all.. i thought it was good!
The old version of Dracula? I'm re-reading the book right now, actually. The similarities are slight, at best.

Platinum/Lantern 05-28-2004 02:54 PM

The best part of this movie was the first scene with the Werewolf
after that...

it pretty much went DOWNHILL


Some things I noticed about the movie:

What the fuck was up with how ineffective Van Helsings crossbow was?

Also Frankenstien's strength was inconsistent....
He could wrestle with the Vampires

But couldn't break a few chains at times during the movie...

cayne 05-28-2004 02:54 PM

Tell us something new...
but yeah, it's sad, very bad movie...only Kate Beckinsale was a hightlight.

NaughtyJenn 05-28-2004 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
The old version of Dracula? I'm re-reading the book right now, actually. The similarities are slight, at best.
i should have retyped what i ment by that.. i think im just very sick of the typical "vampire" movies and i though the way the movie portrayed it was a good step aside from the typical vampire style...

Elli 05-28-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
i should have retyped what i ment by that.. i think im just very sick of the typical "vampire" movies and i though the way the movie portrayed it was a good step aside from the typical vampire style...
Gotcha. Sorry for being pissy. :)

NaughtyJenn 05-28-2004 03:02 PM

not at all elli.. u are right and i think im just sick of the blade (dont get wrong its an amazing movie) story lines of vampires..

last good flic i saw bout vampires was underworld...

maxdaname 05-28-2004 03:11 PM

I'm Waiting for the DvD

loverboy 05-28-2004 03:15 PM

i have to see it to believe...

evildick 05-28-2004 03:55 PM

If they would have went for an R rating it could have been so much better. That's the price they pay for trying to make a summer blockbuster.

Here's just a few things they could have done to improve this movie:

1. Nude vampire chicks (the female vampires in this movie had no nipples or genitals)

2. Should have given Frankenstein a good bloody fight scene at the end (Why the hell wasn't he ripping limbs off of the vampires at the end? He was such a pussy throughout the whole thing he needed something like this for redemption)

3. More blood and gore in general. That crossbow alone should have been impaling people in the eyeballs and doing lots of damage. Where were the gushers of blood and severed limbs?

It was still entertaining but if you weren't absolutely in love with those Mummy movies then I would wait for the DVD.

Huggles 05-28-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum/Lantern
I went out last night and saw this movie...
It sucked

I love good action movies
I love good monster movies

but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be



I agree. All the stunts were CG.

DreamCumTrue 05-28-2004 03:58 PM

i thought it rocked!!!

Jill_J 05-28-2004 04:30 PM

I`ve watched it and liked it :thumbsup

stev0 05-28-2004 04:33 PM

I thought it was good... maybe a little too long though.

juanito 05-28-2004 05:51 PM

:BangBang:

reynold 05-28-2004 06:02 PM

I've seen it too and thought there was nothing spectacular about it either. :(

AliciaK 05-28-2004 06:04 PM

Agreed! It sucked!

EviLGuY 05-28-2004 06:33 PM

I thought it was good.. not top 20 movies ever material but worth watching. I felt entertained.

plyndrty 05-28-2004 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum/Lantern
I went out last night and saw this movie...
It sucked

I love good action movies
I love good monster movies

but this movie fell WAY SHORT of what I was expecting it to be

Dude I so agree. Boderline comedy. Was expecting a little more of a serious story line.:(

Honeyslut 05-28-2004 06:50 PM

Oh, I only went to see it to watch the eye candy,Hugh Jackman :Graucho


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