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For the cigarette smokers...
How stupid do you feel at a party when your drunk and light the wrong end of the cig? C'mon you know you've done it. How many puffs did it take you to figure it out?
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I just had to stop our receptionst from doing that five minutes aga, and she is not drunk.
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ewwwww that taste stays with you for a while after too....
Glad I only smoke POT now, kinda hard to light the wrong end of a joint..... ![]() |
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First of the cig catches fire right away after lighting from the other side so you would have to be blind not to see that in the first second.
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...I am speaking from drunken experience here. |
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so I am guessing, by your lack of knowledge of the subject at hand, your answear would be NO! |
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Its when you relight it a few times cause the damn thing wont stay lit is when its bad.
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I've only done this twice in my life and it was because one of my kids dropped my cigarettes or knocked them off my desk and when they picked them up they put them back in the pack backwards......... man that was nasty shit. LOL
I've not ever done it while drinking..... maybe because I haven't been drunk in more than 20 years............ cept for one time a couple of years ago and all I did then was puke............. rotfl |
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well if you got the smoking part covered, you must not ever be fucked up when trying to light one, or you would never forget the taste!!!!! it is worse than licking your first asshole!!!! |
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had that a few times when i was drunk after that i didnt smoke anymore for the rest of the night.
it tastes like pure plastic
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#14 |
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done it at least 30 times in life...drunk or not
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what about when the chick starts to bleed just as you go down, and says oooops I am early, sorryy!!!!!!! ![]() |
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That sucks when that happend. I turn around one of my sigs when I open the pack ( don;t ask me why, I can't help myself doing that) And I remember that, but people who ask me for a smoke don't and they always take that one, they don't even have to be drunk to light the wrong end on that one.
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I'm really not that retarded
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