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05-27-2004, 03:05 PM
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Why do women take foreverrrrrrrrr?
Im sitting here waiting for the women to get the hell out of the bathroom so we can go out already.... Been like 20 minutes already....
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05-27-2004, 03:06 PM
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Pray to god you do not here her say "I hate my hair!"
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05-27-2004, 03:06 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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20 minutes down, 60 minutes to go!
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05-27-2004, 03:06 PM
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Cause u love it when we look hot
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05-27-2004, 03:07 PM
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Chafed.
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Its on the same gene that makes them talk so fucking much about nothing.
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05-27-2004, 03:07 PM
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Poor baby... get used to it!
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05-27-2004, 03:07 PM
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This is a webmaster board, who'da thunk it.
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05-27-2004, 03:07 PM
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i have man boobies
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exlax
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05-27-2004, 03:09 PM
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You love riding my cock dont you.... |
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05-27-2004, 03:09 PM
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Here's a better question... why do women insist that they look like shit when getting ready no matter how many times you tell them they look incredible? OR... why do women ask your opinion on how they look when they really don't care about your opinion because they still think they look like shit?
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05-27-2004, 03:09 PM
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its in a woman's nature to take very long
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05-27-2004, 03:09 PM
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i have man boobies
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05-27-2004, 03:11 PM
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05-27-2004, 03:22 PM
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...................Because we like the attention other guys give us (secretly) in your presence.
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05-27-2004, 03:24 PM
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05-27-2004, 03:24 PM
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Do you hear a buzzing sound on the other side of the door?
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05-27-2004, 03:25 PM
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05-27-2004, 03:25 PM
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uhg i wish i knew it pisses me off
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05-27-2004, 03:26 PM
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that means at least another 30 minutes
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05-27-2004, 03:27 PM
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05-27-2004, 03:35 PM
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I guess I am married to a woman. whenever we have a car trip, I am always waiting on him for 20 /30 minutes.
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05-27-2004, 03:37 PM
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Girls can't tell men about the secret bathroom rituals. It takes time to polish perfection.
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05-27-2004, 03:42 PM
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I hate it when they ask
"Do I look fat in this?" You tell them the truth "no" and they don't believe you. Its atleast another 45 minutes after that...
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05-27-2004, 03:42 PM
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Tell her next time that you will be leaving an hour before you really have to leave. That might work. But don't let her know that you are doing that, because then the whole thing will start over again.
Or just grow some patience. We need to look good for you guys right? xox |
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05-27-2004, 03:48 PM
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maybe she's taking a dump
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05-27-2004, 03:51 PM
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It doesn't matter what they do in there, whatever they do, they're doing it for you. So when she comes out of there you gotta tell her how good she looks because she did it for you.
You can hear heavy machinery, plumbing and other equipment going off in there but at the end you gotta tell her how pretty she looks. WG
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05-27-2004, 04:00 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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At least thats my theory. |
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05-27-2004, 04:18 PM
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05-27-2004, 04:19 PM
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05-27-2004, 04:22 PM
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Yeah you fuckers! We just want to look good!
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05-27-2004, 08:18 PM
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`cause we are women
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05-27-2004, 08:20 PM
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some guys take even longer
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05-27-2004, 09:01 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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if they had balls.. you would not have to wait.
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05-27-2004, 09:08 PM
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that flaming ass sig rules LOL
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05-27-2004, 09:09 PM
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is it really silent in there and the doors locked? do you feel a breeze coming under the door??
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05-27-2004, 09:13 PM
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05-27-2004, 09:14 PM
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cause she looked at you and realized she should hide!!
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05-27-2004, 10:12 PM
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Too old to care
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05-27-2004, 10:28 PM
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Because guys always want to show off how good looking their girls are but would rather not wait how long it takes them to achieve that perfect look.
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