Why do women take foreverrrrrrrrr?
 

Im sitting here waiting for the women to get the hell out of the bathroom so we can go out already.... Been like 20 minutes already....

Pray to god you do not here her say "I hate my hair!"

20 minutes down, 60 minutes to go! :1orglaugh

Cause u love it when we look hot:)

Its on the same gene that makes them talk so fucking much about nothing.

Poor baby... get used to it! :1orglaugh

This is a webmaster board, who'da thunk it.

exlax

You love riding my cock dont you....

Here's a better question... why do women insist that they look like shit when getting ready no matter how many times you tell them they look incredible? OR... why do women ask your opinion on how they look when they really don't care about your opinion because they still think they look like shit?

its in a woman's nature to take very long :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lock your blowup doll in the bathroom again? poor baby...

You love being hypocritical don't you....

...................Because we like the attention other guys give us (secretly) in your presence.

Yup you love the cock.

Do you hear a buzzing sound on the other side of the door? :Graucho

Are you trying to flirt with me?

uhg i wish i knew it pisses me off

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that means at least another 30 minutes :1orglaugh

OMFG NO!!!!! :1orglaugh

I guess I am married to a woman. whenever we have a car trip, I am always waiting on him for 20 /30 minutes.

Girls can't tell men about the secret bathroom rituals. It takes time to polish perfection. :winkwink:

I hate it when they ask

"Do I look fat in this?"

You tell them the truth "no" and they don't believe you. Its atleast another 45 minutes after that...

Tell her next time that you will be leaving an hour before you really have to leave. That might work. But don't let her know that you are doing that, because then the whole thing will start over again.

Or just grow some patience. We need to look good for you guys right?


xox

maybe she's taking a dump :2 cents:

It doesn't matter what they do in there, whatever they do, they're doing it for you. So when she comes out of there you gotta tell her how good she looks because she did it for you.

You can hear heavy machinery, plumbing and other equipment going off in there but at the end you gotta tell her how pretty she looks.

WG

Its a genetics thing.. they dont get all fixed up to impress us.. we cant tell the difference between 30 minutes of work and 2 hrs of work.. its the other women that can.

At least thats my theory. :Graucho

LMAO
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Exactly! And if we didn't take so long to look good then we would have to listen to you guys saying 'why don't you take some extra time to look nice for me?'

Yeah you fuckers! We just want to look good!

`cause we are women:thumbsup

some guys take even longer

if they had balls.. you would not have to wait.

that flaming ass sig rules LOL

is it really silent in there and the doors locked? do you feel a breeze coming under the door??

You always look hot Stephanie M.
:Graucho

cause she looked at you and realized she should hide!!

Exactly it takes them 40 minutes to cum, guys 5 minutes and we are wrong. WTF?

Like I could be on GFY, but no I got to keep banging away until she's finished. :helpme

Because guys always want to show off how good looking their girls are but would rather not wait how long it takes them to achieve that perfect look.