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directfiesta · 05-26-2004, 05:32 PM

TECH NEWS
Spy agency recruits agents online
Posted Tue, 25 May 2004

Israel's spy agency Mossad, widely regarded as one of the most sophisticated security services in the world, has launched a website to recruit new analysts, along with anglophone waiters and bus drivers.

"We are always seeking the best and most suitable to join us. This website is your gateway," Mossad director Meir Dagan says in a foreword on the site, www.mossad.gov.il.

"The Mossad's mainstay is its people. They are the very heart of the Mossad. They are its prime movers."

To that end, the site offers dozens of jobs for engineers and technicians but also advertises a position for an English-language waiter, a bus driver and a building supervisor.

The site also offers a brief history of the organisation and a description of its vision and values.

"In the course of our work we pursue justice, honesty, integrity, modesty, personal responsibility, trustworthiness, discipline and discretion," the website says.

In 2000 under former director Ephraim Halevy, Israel's spy service launched a recruitment campaign in the Israeli press, announcing: "Mossad is opening up. Not to everybody, not to many people, but to you."

Serious??? click the link and be ready for adventure....

https://www.mossad.gov.il/Mohr/MohrT...plicationForm/

ZoiNk · 05-26-2004, 05:33 PM

Damn, that would be one hell of an adventure, I wouldn't expect to come out of it alive though.
ZoiNk

Babaganoosh · 05-26-2004, 05:34 PM

Sweet. You can be like a big jewish Austin Powers.

directfiesta · 05-26-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZoiNk
Damn, that would be one hell of an adventure, I wouldn't expect to come out of it alive though.
ZoiNk

Then you can select the other positions offered:

anglophone waiters and bus drivers

But again....

05-26-2004, 05:32 PM	#1
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,680	Need cash?? Apply to Mossad on line! TECH NEWS Spy agency recruits agents online Posted Tue, 25 May 2004 Israel's spy agency Mossad, widely regarded as one of the most sophisticated security services in the world, has launched a website to recruit new analysts, along with anglophone waiters and bus drivers. "We are always seeking the best and most suitable to join us. This website is your gateway," Mossad director Meir Dagan says in a foreword on the site, www.mossad.gov.il. "The Mossad's mainstay is its people. They are the very heart of the Mossad. They are its prime movers." To that end, the site offers dozens of jobs for engineers and technicians but also advertises a position for an English-language waiter, a bus driver and a building supervisor. The site also offers a brief history of the organisation and a description of its vision and values. "In the course of our work we pursue justice, honesty, integrity, modesty, personal responsibility, trustworthiness, discipline and discretion," the website says. In 2000 under former director Ephraim Halevy, Israel's spy service launched a recruitment campaign in the Israeli press, announcing: "Mossad is opening up. Not to everybody, not to many people, but to you." Serious??? click the link and be ready for adventure.... https://www.mossad.gov.il/Mohr/MohrT...plicationForm/ __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

05-26-2004, 05:33 PM	#2
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05-26-2004, 05:34 PM	#3
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