Today I dropped a lit cigarette in my steering wheel while driving down the road - GoFuckYourself.com

Creative · 05-26-2004, 02:14 PM

I pulled over as fast as I could in a panic and ripped the steering wheel's dash off. There was tons of smoke coming from where it had fallen, I was trying to knock it out with objects like pencils and straws for a minute or so.. The smoke started getting heavier so was left with no choice but to spill half a can of Root Beer into my car to prevent a possible fire.

Now you can constantly hear all the wires making a loud pitched screatching sound and it's annoying as hell

Idiot of the day award goes to me

PenisFace · 05-26-2004, 02:16 PM

.. You win idiot of the day award everyday...

Juicy D. Links · 05-26-2004, 02:16 PM

NickPapageorgio · 05-26-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
.. You win idiot of the day award everyday...

Creative · 05-26-2004, 02:17 PM

*dances*

BigVlad · 05-26-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

jhauser · 05-26-2004, 02:18 PM

Did it do any permanent damage?

Screaming · 05-26-2004, 02:18 PM

lmao sorry about that dude u might wanna go have someone check that out

BradM · 05-26-2004, 02:18 PM

Creative is not allowed to sell sig based on forum rules. That sucks eh!

NickPapageorgio · 05-26-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by jhauser
Did it do any permanent damage?

The permanent damage was done long ago...

StRoGE · 05-26-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
.. You win idiot of the day award everyday...

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-26-2004, 02:19 PM

It's been said over and over, Cigarettes are bad for you and are very dangerous. (as we can see)

Marcus Aurelius · 05-26-2004, 02:19 PM

Reminds me of that scene in "The Big Lebowski" Where jeff bridges drops a joint in his lap while driving his junker and crashes into a trash bin

candyflip · 05-26-2004, 02:19 PM

Watch this thread EXPLODE

Axeman · 05-26-2004, 02:26 PM

I would definitly get the electrical checked out asap

macker · 05-26-2004, 02:29 PM

Creative · 05-26-2004, 02:30 PM

I think if I ignore the problem long enough it will go away

foolio · 05-26-2004, 02:31 PM

good job! Smokers are such smart people.

Dirty F · 05-26-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
.. You win idiot of the day award everyday...

Haha yes, for sure.

Smooches,

Battuss.

JDog · 05-26-2004, 02:33 PM

Stupid ass, aren't you too young to smoke???

jDOG

Creative · 05-26-2004, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
Stupid ass, aren't you too young to smoke???

jDOG

"jDoG"

sorry man, don't root me

Aquarius · 05-26-2004, 02:36 PM

A friend of mine had a very serious accident for this same reason, he took the eyes off the road to pick up his cigarrete and he crashed to another car.

PenisFace · 05-26-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Watch this thread EXPLODE

Get this:

Sequence of phenomina

1) In a nuclear explosion, there is instantly a blinding flash of bluish-white light and ultraviolet light. The surrounded air is instantly heated to 18,000,000 F (or 10,000,000 C) and creates a fireball. The fireball generates radiant heat which travels at the speed of light.

2) The wave of heat is followed by a blast, in the form of a pressure wave moving at 1150 ft (350 meters) per second. Part of the wave us reflected up again by the ground. Where the reflected wave catches up with the original, the pressure is doubled and the 'mach wave' is formed.

3) The overpressure of the blast wave is followed by a negative pressure phase that draws winds of up to 620 mph (1078 kmh) into the destroyed area. This corresponds with the upward movement of the fireball and hot gases.

4) If the fireball has touched the ground, dirt and debris are sucked into the rising column of hot gases and smoke, and the familiar mushroom cloud is formed. The fireball will not neccerily touch the ground, as nuclear weapons are most effective when exploded in an "air burst" from 2000 to 50,000 ft (0.6 to 15.2 kmh) above the ground.

Here is the ammount of U-235 (plutonium or whatever they use now-a-days) and the effects it has.

11lbs = 9 kilotonnes of TNT
111lbs = 90 kilotonnes of TNT
220lbs = 1.8 megatonnes of TNT
1100lbs = 9 megatonnes of TNT
2200lbs = 18 megatones of TNT

The equivalent volume of TNT for an 18 megatonne blast would be 420,000,000 feet.

Here is the RAD levels and how harmfull they are. This is assuming a 10 megatonne bomb has exploded.

within 1 mile (1.6km) of the blast, radiation will reach 456,000 RADS.

0-25 RADS will have no effect on a human

100 RADS will cause slight nasuea and sickness. It will take 7 days to recover.

200 RADS causes definite blood cell damage, naseua. vomiting, diareha, hair loss, livid skin spots, fatigue, possible heart failure. 25% of people exposed to this will die within 30-60 days. It takes approximatly 40 days to recover.

400 RADS causes increased severity of the above symptoms. 50% of those exposed will die. Several weeks or months will be required to fully recover.

600 RADS causes severe forms of symptoms listed above. 75% exposed will die in 20-35 days.

800 RADS is almost a certain death sentance. All the above symptoms plus rapid malfunction of the circulatory and parts of the nervous system. 99% of those exposed will die within days.

1000+ RADS causes a very rapid onset of symptoms and death within hours. 100% exposed die.

If you're still reading this, than good on you. Stay tuned, you never know when I'll start teaching.

doornx · 05-26-2004, 02:50 PM

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you better spent that time working on your design skills bro

05-26-2004, 02:14 PM	#1
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	Today I dropped a lit cigarette in my steering wheel while driving down the road I pulled over as fast as I could in a panic and ripped the steering wheel's dash off. There was tons of smoke coming from where it had fallen, I was trying to knock it out with objects like pencils and straws for a minute or so.. The smoke started getting heavier so was left with no choice but to spill half a can of Root Beer into my car to prevent a possible fire. Now you can constantly hear all the wires making a loud pitched screatching sound and it's annoying as hell Idiot of the day award goes to me Last edited by Creative; 05-26-2004 at 02:15 PM..

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Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	A friend of mine had a very serious accident for this same reason, he took the eyes off the road to pick up his cigarrete and he crashed to another car.

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