What is an 'established' webmaster? - GoFuckYourself.com

blakkfrogg · 01-09-2001, 12:05 PM

What makes one webmaster more 'established' than another? Is it the amount of money they make? Is it how much traffic they control? Is it their shoe size? Is it the number of times they have listened to Beethoven concerts butt naked in Vienna?

I'm just curious. I'm also a pain in the ass, as some people already know, but that's not important.

Congratulations, folks.... You've just read some useless drivel. How does that make you feel inside? LOL.

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Lensman · 01-09-2001, 01:30 PM

Established means someone that we know about, like you.

To spammers, we say Go Fuck Yourself!

blakkfrogg · 01-09-2001, 01:38 PM

You know about me?!?! EVERYTHING? Even my tendency to urinate in the punch bowl when no one is looking? What about my secret love of peach pits? You know about that, too?

Wow. You guys are good. No one knew about my love of peach pits!

Oh well. What good is love if no one knows about it? By the way.... Got Fruit?

- Blakk Frogg

"Pain usually foreshadows the beginning of a painful event.... like reading any of my posts."

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MrCockTale · 01-09-2001, 01:39 PM

lensman that's bullshit

I.E I met a
very big webmaster of several big paysites
today! I've never heard of him before,
but he IS established..

I think an established webmaster is an
experienced webmaster with knowledge and
experience.
Lensman did you know me?

blakkfrogg · 01-09-2001, 02:06 PM

Hmmm.....

"I think an established webmaster is an
experienced webmaster with knowledge and
experience."

Sounds like a Hendrix tune. Are You Experienced? Have You Ever Been Experienced?

I like Hendrix's music. Especially the live recordings I've heard. There's one I found recently of him playing for nearly 20 minutes straight with BB King. Awesome. Simply awesome.

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Personally, I think you're both right. Real (porn & business) world experience counts and so does the person's reputation with others in the community.

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Indy · 01-09-2001, 02:58 PM

I think an established webmaster is one who
pays the bills every month and still has enough left over to buy beer on the weekends..

blakkfrogg · 01-09-2001, 03:08 PM

Only on weekends?!? What about on Wing Night or on Coed Naked Senior Citizen Jello Wrestling Nights at the Nudie bar around the corner?

And what KIND of beer? Imported or Domestic? Bottles or Cans? Is it Lager, Ale, Porter or Stout?

Inquisitive (AKA: Annoying) Froggs Wanna' Know!

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ammo325 · 01-11-2001, 01:29 AM

An established webmaster is one that makes enough capital to keep his wife off his back even though he spends 8 hours a day looking at nudey pics

blakkfrogg · 01-11-2001, 07:57 AM

"but honey..... i'm looking at all these nudie pics so WE can have a better future."

that line only works if you are handing her a pile of cash at the same time; and it better not be all singles, either.

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TheFLY · 01-11-2001, 12:01 PM

If you have over 1000 people in your ICQ list and you've forgotten who 99% of them are -- then you are an established webmaster.

silentK · 01-11-2001, 12:25 PM

Established Webbastard- when chics you dont know call you and want you to setup a webcam for em, cause they heard there's alot of money in cyberporn )

blakkfrogg · 01-11-2001, 12:53 PM

OK, Fly, I agree with you.... but I think I can go one better:

1) My gf doesn't care that I work with nudie pics most of the day
2) She helps with some of the work from time-to-time
3) She works as a model in a local lingerie shop

Hmmm... I think this may move me into a new bracket: LUCKY Established Webmaster.

Can I get a vote on this one? All in favor say, "Aye." All opposed say, "Nay."

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blakkfrogg · 01-14-2001, 03:06 PM

I forgot something very important that should be the starting point for determining whether or not someone is an establihed webmaster or not:

Domain ownership. If the person does not at least own ONE domain that they actively work with and promote, are they really serious about this business or are they just using free hosts to make a quick buck?

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Tanker · 01-16-2001, 07:12 PM

You must own a gofuckyourself.com T shirt

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12clicks · 01-16-2001, 07:24 PM

"""lensman that's bullshit I.E I met a
very big webmaster of several big paysites
today! I've never heard of him before,
but he IS established..""""

Um, I'm thinking that makes you *unestablished*

An established webmaster is someone who's calls are taken.

adsproul · 01-16-2001, 07:51 PM

established is, as established does...

adapted from Forest Gump

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blakkfrogg · 01-16-2001, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker:
You must own a gofuckyourself.com T shirt

I passed the 100 mark today... I'm trying to get me one o'them nifty pieces of Go Fuck Yourself Apparel. I really am.

It's not easy racking up legitimate postings when you have a full-time job that actually wants you to do things besides look at and deal with porn and other pornslingers.

BTW: Marinated steaks were good and the beer I'm washing them down with is even better.

"An established webmaster doesn't eat non-marinated steaks." LOL

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AaronM · 10-12-2002, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
You must own a gofuckyourself.com T shirt

I am not even a webmaster and I own that.

Voodoo · 10-12-2002, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blakkfrogg
Only on weekends?!? What about on Wing Night or on Coed Naked Senior Citizen Jello Wrestling Nights at the Nudie bar around the corner?

And what KIND of beer? Imported or Domestic? Bottles or Cans? Is it Lager, Ale, Porter or Stout?

Inquisitive (AKA: Annoying) Froggs Wanna' Know!

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I got one word for you...

Riddlin

.:Frog:. · 10-12-2002, 05:10 AM

You need to keep in mind there are thousands of webmasters who don't showup at webmaster events or post on msg boards.

Or you have someone with a 300,000K traffic TGP and everyone knows them, but what about the person who runs
7-8 TGPS that average 40K each...Same traffic, same income probably but the guy with the 1-large TGP is noticed, the other isn't.

I think an established webmasters is someone who knows the business and is making a living off their website(s).
I don't think its about being popular or well known.

Theo · 10-12-2002, 05:15 AM

an established is someone below 12clicks and above me

Webby · 10-12-2002, 05:25 AM

One who is either sitting on a beach on some desert island or working .. ain't got time for anything else...

JFPdude · 10-12-2002, 05:51 AM

I think establishblished means not having to put the suit and tie on to go to work everyday.

Saying honey it's time for the photo shoot and not worrying what the old lady will say about it.

Talking to 18 and 19 year old girls all day about their fantasies and discussing the best way to put that on film while your wife is giving advice rather than brow beating you to death.

Being able to plan trips and vacations and not worrying if the money will be there to do it.

Finishing each week knowing all your bills are paid and knowing next week will yeild the same results.

Being able to wake up in the morning and not have that "oh god I have to go to work" doom and gloom hanging over your head.

Am I established ? I like to think so. Not as established as I'd like to be. But enough people know me and trust me in this business that they know to call me in a pinch and vice versa.

Thats my

AaronM · 10-12-2002, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
an established is someone below 12clicks and above me

Hey bro...While you are down there........

Jer · 10-12-2002, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
You must own a gofuckyourself.com T shirt

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And what about if you're an lazy webmaster and forgets it somewhere ?
I lost my sweatshirt and I can't use my longsleeve tshirt

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01-09-2001, 12:05 PM	#1
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	What is an 'established' webmaster? What makes one webmaster more 'established' than another? Is it the amount of money they make? Is it how much traffic they control? Is it their shoe size? Is it the number of times they have listened to Beethoven concerts butt naked in Vienna? I'm just curious. I'm also a pain in the ass, as some people already know, but that's not important. Congratulations, folks.... You've just read some useless drivel. How does that make you feel inside? LOL. ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

10-12-2002, 05:10 AM	#20
.:Frog:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ~ C A N A D A ~ Posts: 2,123	You need to keep in mind there are thousands of webmasters who don't showup at webmaster events or post on msg boards. Or you have someone with a 300,000K traffic TGP and everyone knows them, but what about the person who runs 7-8 TGPS that average 40K each...Same traffic, same income probably but the guy with the 1-large TGP is noticed, the other isn't. I think an established webmasters is someone who knows the business and is making a living off their website(s). I don't think its about being popular or well known. __________________ <a href="http://www.pornopayouts.com/?rid=pp3076">PornoPayouts</a> Tons of Hosted Galleries.

01-09-2001, 01:30 PM	#2
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Established means someone that we know about, like you. To spammers, we say Go Fuck Yourself!

01-09-2001, 01:38 PM	#3
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	You know about me?!?! EVERYTHING? Even my tendency to urinate in the punch bowl when no one is looking? What about my secret love of peach pits? You know about that, too? Wow. You guys are good. No one knew about my love of peach pits! Oh well. What good is love if no one knows about it? By the way.... Got Fruit? - Blakk Frogg "Pain usually foreshadows the beginning of a painful event.... like reading any of my posts." ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-09-2001, 01:39 PM	#4
MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	lensman that's bullshit I.E I met a very big webmaster of several big paysites today! I've never heard of him before, but he IS established.. I think an established webmaster is an experienced webmaster with knowledge and experience. Lensman did you know me?

01-09-2001, 02:06 PM	#5
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Hmmm..... "I think an established webmaster is an experienced webmaster with knowledge and experience." Sounds like a Hendrix tune. Are You Experienced? Have You Ever Been Experienced? I like Hendrix's music. Especially the live recordings I've heard. There's one I found recently of him playing for nearly 20 minutes straight with BB King. Awesome. Simply awesome. -------- Personally, I think you're both right. Real (porn & business) world experience counts and so does the person's reputation with others in the community. ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-09-2001, 02:58 PM	#6
Indy Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis,IN,US Posts: 90	I think an established webmaster is one who pays the bills every month and still has enough left over to buy beer on the weekends..

01-09-2001, 03:08 PM	#7
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Only on weekends?!? What about on Wing Night or on Coed Naked Senior Citizen Jello Wrestling Nights at the Nudie bar around the corner? And what KIND of beer? Imported or Domestic? Bottles or Cans? Is it Lager, Ale, Porter or Stout? Inquisitive (AKA: Annoying) Froggs Wanna' Know! ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-11-2001, 01:29 AM	#8
ammo325 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: LV Nev Posts: 467	An established webmaster is one that makes enough capital to keep his wife off his back even though he spends 8 hours a day looking at nudey pics

01-11-2001, 07:57 AM	#9
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	"but honey..... i'm looking at all these nudie pics so WE can have a better future." that line only works if you are handing her a pile of cash at the same time; and it better not be all singles, either. ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-11-2001, 12:01 PM	#10
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	If you have over 1000 people in your ICQ list and you've forgotten who 99% of them are -- then you are an established webmaster.

01-11-2001, 12:25 PM	#11
silentK Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 2	Established Webbastard- when chics you dont know call you and want you to setup a webcam for em, cause they heard there's alot of money in cyberporn )

01-11-2001, 12:53 PM	#12
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	OK, Fly, I agree with you.... but I think I can go one better: 1) My gf doesn't care that I work with nudie pics most of the day 2) She helps with some of the work from time-to-time 3) She works as a model in a local lingerie shop Hmmm... I think this may move me into a new bracket: LUCKY Established Webmaster. Can I get a vote on this one? All in favor say, "Aye." All opposed say, "Nay." ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-14-2001, 03:06 PM	#13
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	I forgot something very important that should be the starting point for determining whether or not someone is an establihed webmaster or not: Domain ownership. If the person does not at least own ONE domain that they actively work with and promote, are they really serious about this business or are they just using free hosts to make a quick buck? ------------------ Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar

01-16-2001, 07:12 PM	#14
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	You must own a gofuckyourself.com T shirt ------------------ Tanker

01-16-2001, 07:24 PM	#15
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	"""lensman that's bullshit I.E I met a very big webmaster of several big paysites today! I've never heard of him before, but he IS established.."""" Um, I'm thinking that makes you unestablished An established webmaster is someone who's calls are taken.

01-16-2001, 07:51 PM	#16
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	established is, as established does... adapted from Forest Gump ------------------ "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much Space!"

10-12-2002, 05:15 AM	#21
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	an established is someone below 12clicks and above me

10-12-2002, 05:25 AM	#22
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	One who is either sitting on a beach on some desert island or working .. ain't got time for anything else...

10-12-2002, 05:51 AM	#23
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	I think establishblished means not having to put the suit and tie on to go to work everyday. Saying honey it's time for the photo shoot and not worrying what the old lady will say about it. Talking to 18 and 19 year old girls all day about their fantasies and discussing the best way to put that on film while your wife is giving advice rather than brow beating you to death. Being able to plan trips and vacations and not worrying if the money will be there to do it. Finishing each week knowing all your bills are paid and knowing next week will yeild the same results. Being able to wake up in the morning and not have that "oh god I have to go to work" doom and gloom hanging over your head. Am I established ? I like to think so. Not as established as I'd like to be. But enough people know me and trust me in this business that they know to call me in a pinch and vice versa. Thats my