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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rainforest
Posts: 182
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Suicide capital
Fuck. Sorry. I'm drunk.
I live in the suicide capital of the southern hemispheeree. Fuck this shit. I was supposed to be stet up with a nice girl tognith but she deicded to go back with another guy! I hate this shit! Just venting. Forgive me.! |
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#2 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
Posts: 777
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I'd kill myself too if I had all those freaky plagues and shit. The motherfuckin' toads and rabbits and shit. And if on top of that I was descended from a colony of butt jaggin' prisoners that would just put me over the edge.
Yup. If I were you I'd definitely kill myself. Heck, kill yourself now, on a porn chatboard, that'll be a first. |
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#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rainforest
Posts: 182
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SweetJimmy. I know you are pissed off.
I would be too. Hell man, don't you know that 2 inches is "below average"! I'll just fuck your sister with my broomhandle, that will make it all better. ![]() |
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#4 |
GFY Chaperone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Adult.com
Posts: 9,846
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Drunk at 9:30 in the morning? You must be a relative of Tanker.
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rainforest
Posts: 182
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Haha. Lens, its like 3:30 am here.
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#6 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
Posts: 777
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Scraper, son, put down that Foster's Lager, turn off "The Crocodile Hunter" and read the newspaper. When you read it you'll see that: a) Yahoo Serious isn't that funny anymore, b) the new "energizah!!!" is not gonna "surprise-ya!!" and c) The new Crocodile Dundee Movie is coming to a theatre near you!!!
Put a few wallabees on the barby mate. |
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#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rainforest
Posts: 182
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SweetJimmy, mate I'm just having a bit of fun.
BTW, no bastard drinks Fosters here. You can get shot for touching that shit. |
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#8 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A
Posts: 777
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jeez, you aussies are a class act. Yeah I'm sorry, I was just foolin' too. And I didn't mean it when I said the duck-billed platypus was your national bird.
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#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rainforest
Posts: 182
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LOL. Bird?
What, are you watching Dogma right now!?? |
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#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right behind you, staring schemingly into your frail skull...
Posts: 165
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