Suicide capital
 

Fuck. Sorry. I'm drunk.

I live in the suicide capital of the southern hemispheeree.

Fuck this shit. I was supposed to be stet up with a nice girl tognith but she deicded to go back with another guy! I hate this shit!

Just venting. Forgive me.!

I'd kill myself too if I had all those freaky plagues and shit. The motherfuckin' toads and rabbits and shit. And if on top of that I was descended from a colony of butt jaggin' prisoners that would just put me over the edge.

Yup. If I were you I'd definitely kill myself. Heck, kill yourself now, on a porn chatboard, that'll be a first.

SweetJimmy. I know you are pissed off.
I would be too. Hell man, don't you know that 2 inches is "below average"!

I'll just fuck your sister with my broomhandle, that will make it all better.

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Drunk at 9:30 in the morning? You must be a relative of Tanker.

Haha. Lens, its like 3:30 am here. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
Clubs haven't even shut yet.

Scraper, son, put down that Foster's Lager, turn off "The Crocodile Hunter" and read the newspaper. When you read it you'll see that: a) Yahoo Serious isn't that funny anymore, b) the new "energizah!!!" is not gonna "surprise-ya!!" and c) The new Crocodile Dundee Movie is coming to a theatre near you!!!


Put a few wallabees on the barby mate.

SweetJimmy, mate I'm just having a bit of fun.

BTW, no bastard drinks Fosters here.
You can get shot for touching that shit.

jeez, you aussies are a class act. Yeah I'm sorry, I was just foolin' too. And I didn't mean it when I said the duck-billed platypus was your national bird.

LOL. Bird?
What, are you watching Dogma right now!??

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