When I was a kid on a tobaggen sled with friends we hit a tree and I was in front steering with three of them behind me. My head went into the tree and I broke my wrists and one of the bones popped out of the skin.

Funny thing I didn't feel any pain at all for about a a minute because I had the wind knocked out of me from the crushing weight of everyone thrust forward into me from the impact.

Fucked up thing my friends didn't realize my wrists were broken because we had heavy jackets on. So they started tossing snowballs in my face on the ground saying what a shitty driver I was.

Once I caught my breath it felt like red hot irons were in my arm. When I pulled the sleeve up and saw my bone sticking out I passed out and don't remember waking up again until I was in the hospital with a cast on my arm.

try having your contacts floating around on gasoline . . . you have to open your eyes to take them out, but that is the last thing you want to do . . . I guess it is good that this was before they had soft lenses or they probably would have melted

Putting my arm in the air and my thumb hit the ceiling fan. First 30 secs i felt nothing. I didnt even feel hitting it but after that it got bad, really bad. It was the only time since childhood that i cried because of the pain. Fuck that really did hurt.

had it done a couple days before Thanksgiving . . . . . needless to say I did not eat much that year

id have to say when i was around 14 i was playing street hockey and a friend did a slap shot and the ball went right into my fucking nuts, i couldnt walk for quite a little :feels-hot :feels-hot

broke my Sternum, was in pain for over 2 month, couldn't even laugh without it hurting. had 2 sleep at 45 degree angle for about 3 weeks, and it would take me 2 or 3 min.s to get out of bed.

Nurse's would keep coming in and telling 2 caugh....oh man that was some Pain

the last two hours before I had my apendix taken out. It was the kind of pain that makes you babble about everything. Funny this is that now I have a high tolerance for pain even a shot at the dentist doesnt bother me

they wanted me awake... I'll never understand why

Really? I guess I was lucky, it didn't hurt me much at all...ouch

When I was 14 years old my estranged father decided to get me a 10 speed. I loved that damn thing until I went flying over the handlebars and landed on my face. When I woke up from the impact my bottom lip was split down the middle. I could actually put my tongue in the hole. I never got stitches and now ppl comment on how nice my lips are cause it healed nicely. Little do they know.

The next time and this is just great, I got my braces off at 26 and decided to get periodontal surgery. Mmm nice excrutiating pain that was, as they grinded into one layer of my gums to get rid of excess. I can still feel the prickly sensation my own flesh made when it hit my face from the drill and saw machine. Yeah fun

The other time I was 6 years old, and loved to skate, was skating at the local church which we were forbidden to do. I was a fast little skater, and took a turn to fast and ripped off part of the left side of my face when I hit the stucco wall. It healed but damn that hurt. My family thought I would have to get skin grafts but it healed perfectly.

The other time was a root canal that went bad. They forgot to take a big portion of the nerve out and when they shot me with water with the syringe in the little hole, my body went into shock. They had to stop and I went back in for 3 months after that until they finally extracted the tooth for good.

3 things.

What will drive someone insane?

A toothache.

What was the most long term pain I suffered?

Recovering from surgery.

What is the most painful thing I've experienced?

I have a hydrocele. It is a build up of fluid in your testicles...mine is on one side.
It's really tender and I have to have an operation.

I went to my HMO back in Texas...they sent me to the wrong doctor. They sent me to an internist.
They told me they would still have to check me out before sending me to the urologist.
So before I even see the internist his assistant checks me out..does the old finger push on th eleft testicle.

This hurt like hell.

I'm demanding to know why I have to go through this when they are not even the doctor I need to see.

So then the internist comes in..he's pushing like a motherfucker. I swear to god when he was finished my legs were trembling...but I put a stop to it...I said "NO MORE!."
And pulled my pants up and told them to get me to the right doctor.

I get to the urologist and he barely touches me..and when he did was extremely gentle. I could have beat the fuck out of those other two.

my period

I got caught between a floor elevator and a steel bar when I was 19. This thing could carry 4 tons of products, sending it from ground level to the basement fridge. I was slowly being crashed by the elevator, 2 vains popped out from the pressure (I also had to do a small eye operation after) and I was all black in my back. As I started SCREAMING from the pain, a store manager just happened to be inside the fridge, next to the only stop button... This guy saved my life, if he wasnt there I would be cut in half.

Sometimes I recall these moments when I'm trying to sleep etc. and I can't fucking believe how lucky I was

I can relate Endometriosis sucks!:helpme

Fuckn A that is a story in a half. I'm glad your alive. Fuck!

Dislocated shoulder... It happens from time to time.

The worst voluntary was a tattoo done in palm of my hand that took 1.5 hrs

Idiopathic Pancreatitis when I was around 10. No cause, never happened again but I wanted to die--they say it's one of the most painful things you can experience medically speaking. Thank God I was young and bounced back from it with no long lasting effects.

The time i jumped off the 9th floor of my building on a bet, Only broke both my legs and 4 ribs, worth the 100 bucks anyday.

Tendonitis thing happened to me, couldn't sleep for a good 3 weeks, I could barely type, even with the keyboard on my lap. God damn that was some severe pain.

Also had a pole-vault pole sack me in the nuts at full flex....thought the little guys were gone'ers after that little accident.

Worst pain ever....hmmmm...
It would probably be when I had my ear sliced into two pieces. Was fighting with a guy in school and had my head bashed into a brick wall. The force sliced my ear into two pieces (both attached to my head). I lost so much blood that they had to call in two guys to mop the blood up off the floor of the hospital.
Either that or when I got jumped with a hockey stick. Had the blade broken over my forehead and the shaft of the stick broken across my shoulder blades. My entire back was BLACK and I couldnt move my left arm for 3 days.
Oh and I slipped a disk im my back when I was like 14 (dont ask). That still bothers me from time to time.
Also cracked my jaw in two places in a bar fight.
I've dislocated my shoulder twice.

Theres gotta be more, but I cant think of it right now.

Bullet in my arm before 3 years....that was painfull:glugglug

Jesus your from canada? thats scary.. You seemed pretty popular in highschool

Was burned over 18% of my body with hot cooking oil. You could see way down into my skin into the muscle and nerves and what not. The burn itself hurt like a mother fucker BUT what was worse was a couple days after the burn the burn when all your nerve endings finally start to grow back. It's nothing but raw flesh and nerve endings and the rehab calls for a whirlpool with iodine or crystal based solutions to kepp infection away and when those nerver endings first grow back and you go in the whirlpool it feels like very bit of the tiniest part of your exposed flesh has a million needles pricking into your skin. Then of course you have to rub off and get rid of all the dead skin when you're done in the whirlpool. you do that every day for weeks and it sucks and is painful every time but the worst id that first two three days after your nerve endings grow back. I nearly blacked out from the pain that first whirlpool after they grew back.

I wouldn't wish burning on my worst enemy and if you ever watch the movie We Were Soldiers and have seen the asian guy who was a burn victim I can honestly say I would probably want one of my fellow soldiers shoot me in the head then have to go through the living hell of a recovery like that.

playing touch football with my younger brother and tore the ligments in my ankle. That hurt more than when I broke 7 of my fingers riding a bike as a kid.

The time an idiot chick tried to put her tongue ring with the huge steel ball down my pee pee hole. She thought it would turn me on. She's lucky she walked out of the room.


Or, the time I was fucking this chick on a counter and had the long stroke going on then she slipped into the sink and my cock hit the cabnet head on during the downstroke. F@#K!!!!!!

Damn, the first thing I thought when I saw a pic of you was, 'She sure has some nice lips!' :1orglaugh

either my 4 wisdom teeth being removed or my thumb surgery last summer

Aww damn, Pho Girl, you really think so?

Here's the odd thing, I have done more than my share of faceplants with bicycles and spent good $$$ with emergency dentists, but the worse pain was having this pain I couldn't explain, walking a mile to the doc in the box, discovering I had kidney stones, and then walking back to the home office.

Where? In your penis? :1orglaugh

I'm lucky, I can say. I haven't experience anything that really hurt me, physically. Just some small bruises, cuts, and the like. No serious stuff.

All but the ear incident happened after high school :)
I just like to pick on guys twice my size for some reason. I usually win....just not the times mentioned above :winkwink:
I've since learned my lesson and settled down.

When I shredded my tendons in my left leg in a quad crash... its didnt hurt so much when it happened, but trying to walk again after that and kneeling on it for about 2 years killed

Napoleon Syndrome

I shattered a wrist somersaulting over the roof of a car and landing with all my weight on it. I tried to eat a steering wheel and broke several of my teeth when I drove a Mini into an Armco barrier at around 100mph. Both extremely painful accidents, but neither comes close to the pain of angina.

I don't know how many of you ever get really bad cramp in your calf muscles? Angina is similar, but worse and it affects your chest, so it's also scary because you wonder if an episode is coming ahead of a heart attack. A nickname for angina is "the paralyzing disease", and it's very apt because if you so much as lift a finger, the pain intensifies further. Sometimes it only lasts maybe 5 minutes. Other times for hours. You feel like you have been beaten up for anything up to 12 hours afterwards.

Nitro-glycerine pills and spray work miracles, although you get a thumping headache from using them and if the attacks are too frequent, you just have to sit them out.

Please, I would need to be SEDATED if I had to hear your chauvinistic yapping all day about how men are supposed to fuck around because it's in their nature and how women can't and all that other nonsense.

Your dick is too big my ass. I'm surprised that thing hasn't fallen off yet by the way that you're whoring around....

What did you do to her then?

My right knee dislocating for the first time hurt really badly. It felt like my leg was on fire. Oddly enough, when the left popped out, it seemed like no big deal.

And oh. The flu. God. I am so sick of people with a bad headcold whining about how they have the flu. When you get the real flu, goddamn, that shit fucks you up.

Breaking my jaw when i came off my bike was also another painful experience.

Okay, OW. That brings back lovely memories of one day when I was making Thai food, slicing Thai peppers (without gloves) and, without thinking, rubbed my eyes. (I wear soft contacts.)

I thought I was going to have to gouge my eyes out with a spork (sorry for the visual) and was pretty sure I'd ruined the lenses. Ended up soaking them in milk, followed by an enzyme treatment, two days in a row, and all was well. (Just a little Heloisian Hint, should anyone be as stupid as I was.)

WORST pain ever was probably the time I broke my foot, because that's the only pain I ever thought I was going to pass out from. But it happened after work at a restaurant, and my friends carried me back inside and got me very drunk very quickly, so I don't really remember the pain...good times...

I've got a few bones that I broke that never properly healed which give long dull aches for days on end but childbirth and the stitches afterwards were awful, could barely walk for 3 weeks - never again :(

Thank God, I'm not accident-prone...

few come to mind:

- Having a near burst appendix was NOT fun.

- When I was about 11 I had a bee sting on my foot. I was (and am) allergic and a few days later it ballooned up to four times its size and I was throwing up. They took me to the Emergency room and in order to treat it (ie cut it open and drain a ton of puss) they had to give me a shot in the sole of my foot. I can't even explain how badly that hurt. It actually traumatised me to the point where I will freak out if a bee is anywhere near me.


- Urinary Tract Infection - women know what i am talking about.

Well, I had suffered from kidneys last year.. it was terrible..:(

Samuel

When i was 16 i sliced part of my finger off on a deli slicer

At the hospital,,,then had to give me a shot directly into the bone to get it to stop bleeding.

Then I had a car accident and shattered my pelvis in 8 areas,,,spent 3 weeks in the hospital.

Sarah, I've been stalking you for a while now, and I'm convinced we're soul-mates.

Wanna cuddle? :winkwink:

Bees...UTI...Robert Smith...we just have too much in common.

OMG :( :( :(
is it truth ?

Nah, I grew up in a really rough neighbourhood and moved and was going to a school full of spoiled rich kids. More like culture shock.
I was used to fighting and defending myself everyday and then went to a school full of guys who were pussies.

lol...I am sure Mr. Smith would love coming third to a UTI :winkwink:

If we cuddle can we play the Cure at the same time?

Narcotic Withdrawl.

100 painful moments never to be forgotten . . .