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Old 05-24-2004, 10:30 AM   #1
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Why do us white people

love bein so tan?

Q: Where does a black guy go if he wants to pick up white chicks?

A: A tanning salon
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:48 AM   #2
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I have trouble getting my taint as tan as I would like it.
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:49 AM   #3
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Being tanned makes you look healthier, plus it accents your
muscles.

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Old 05-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #4
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Cuz I don't wanna look albino
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #5
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A tan never hurts got myself a nice one over the weekend
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:50 AM   #6
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I feel better about myself when I'm tan
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:53 AM   #7
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being tan does make me feel good, too. i prefer tanned ladies as well!
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Old 05-24-2004, 10:56 AM   #8
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I feel 10 times better with a tan!

Hate the fact that the sun is bad for you.
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:14 AM   #9
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love bein so tan?

Q: Where does a black guy go if he wants to pick up white chicks?

A: A tanning salon

hahaha thats too funny!!! LOL

ima be honest im half white and half mexican, i tend to be asked during winter if i go to the tanning salon, and i always respond with nawh IM MEXICAN!
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:51 AM   #10
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I feel 10 times better with a tan!
oh, so thats why it feels soooo good to be a black guy!

Dark skin, charm, and a long cock - all of this without having to
pay for it! Blessed indeed!
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:57 AM   #11
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skin cancer is such a turn on
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:31 PM   #12
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love bein so tan?

Q: Where does a black guy go if he wants to pick up white chicks?

A: A tanning salon
I dont like it.. I enjoy my pasty whiteness.

Good joke though.
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:32 PM   #13
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I dunno ... I'm tanned naturally (from native indian blood I guess ... not really sure) . I never go to tanning salons
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:34 PM   #14
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because we all secretly wanna be black
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:37 PM   #15
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because we all secretly wanna be black
not me, I'm Irish. I get all the soul benefits and still get to blend in with the white overlords ;)
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:41 PM   #16
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not me, I'm Irish. I get all the soul benefits and still get to blend in with the white overlords ;)
irish pride
im 80% irish 20% indian

Why did god invent beer?
A: So the irish wouldn't rule the world

i don't want to tan i want to get drunk and fight people
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:45 PM   #17
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am naturally tan... i go in the sun with heavy sun block so that i dont get too dark.. or look like a leather face when i get older.. that is the one thing besides the food i love from my family background, have spanish and half slovenian both in the med of europe gives ya good color.. with many other crapola
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:48 PM   #18
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wheneve rI can.. I try to tan, as we say here "a-poil"!! nuthin but my birthday suit on
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:52 PM   #19
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It makes my skin look better. Being really white dosnt work well unless you have nice, flawless skin.
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Old 05-24-2004, 12:58 PM   #20
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hmmm, I'm just naturally tan, feel sorry for the rest of ya though
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Old 05-24-2004, 01:45 PM   #21
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I've given up after years of trying and just getting burned (literally). Now I try to revel in my freckled whiteness. Yes, I actually reflect light.

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