Why do us white people
 

love bein so tan?

Q: Where does a black guy go if he wants to pick up white chicks?

A: A tanning salon

I have trouble getting my taint as tan as I would like it.

Being tanned makes you look healthier, plus it accents your
muscles.

BG

Cuz I don't wanna look albino

A tan never hurts got myself a nice one over the weekend :winkwink:

I feel better about myself when I'm tan

being tan does make me feel good, too. i prefer tanned ladies as well!:thumbsup

I feel 10 times better with a tan!

Hate the fact that the sun is bad for you.

hahaha thats too funny!!! LOL

ima be honest im half white and half mexican, i tend to be asked during winter if i go to the tanning salon, and i always respond with nawh IM MEXICAN! :1orglaugh

oh, so thats why it feels soooo good to be a black guy!

Dark skin, charm, and a long cock - all of this without having to
pay for it! Blessed indeed! :thumbsup

skin cancer is such a turn on

I dont like it.. I enjoy my pasty whiteness. :)

Good joke though. :Graucho

I dunno ... I'm tanned naturally (from native indian blood I guess ... not really sure) . I never go to tanning salons

because we all secretly wanna be black :thumbsup

not me, I'm Irish. I get all the soul benefits and still get to blend in with the white overlords ;)

irish pride
im 80% irish 20% indian

Why did god invent beer?
A: So the irish wouldn't rule the world

i don't want to tan i want to get drunk and fight people

am naturally tan... i go in the sun with heavy sun block so that i dont get too dark.. or look like a leather face when i get older.. that is the one thing besides the food i love from my family background, have spanish and half slovenian both in the med of europe gives ya good color.. with many other crapola

wheneve rI can.. I try to tan, as we say here "a-poil"!! nuthin but my birthday suit on

It makes my skin look better. Being really white dosnt work well unless you have nice, flawless skin. :2 cents:

hmmm, I'm just naturally tan, feel sorry for the rest of ya though :thumbsup

I've given up after years of trying and just getting burned (literally). Now I try to revel in my freckled whiteness. Yes, I actually reflect light. :winkwink:

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