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05-23-2004, 07:50 PM
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Very Painful Story....
This guy i know aaron was working in his attic above his garage. He went off one of the boards in the attic and fell through. he landed on his harley. when he landed the pressure of the fall split his nut sack open, his testicles were hanging out, and split his botton of his dick open.
he went to the dr, they put everything back in and stitched him up. he is a very frisky and high sex drive guy. he constantly got boners and kept having to go back into the hospital to fix his stitches that were popping out. Can you imagine the pain on a scale of 1-10.. they said he maybe able to still have chilcren..
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05-23-2004, 07:51 PM
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Owwww...damn my nuts hurt thinking about that
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05-23-2004, 07:52 PM
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jesus i would say an 15, that is horrible i hope he can still have kids if he could keep the hard ons at a lull until the stiches heal
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05-23-2004, 07:53 PM
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Oh fuck!
Just the thought of that makes my balls hurt!
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05-23-2004, 07:53 PM
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oh shit.... that would suck big time .... thats too bad..
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05-23-2004, 07:53 PM
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uh... ok, I think I'm gonna cry, and I'm only reading about it
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05-23-2004, 07:54 PM
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Different mishap. But the guy recovered and produced.
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05-23-2004, 07:55 PM
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not true, he wants you to feel bad for him. (trying to bang you)
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05-23-2004, 07:56 PM
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 omg that would suck |
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05-23-2004, 07:58 PM
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back in high school my drama teacher used to tell this story of his best friend that wiped out on a bicycle while they were out messing around...anyway busted his nut sack open.
Funny thing when he told that story the girls all laughed and the guys groaned. |
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05-23-2004, 07:58 PM
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In H.S. a friend of mine jumped over a fence at night and landed on a fire hyrdant on the way down - all sack. He now only has 1 nutty friend and it's all beat up (no pun intended).
I would say the initial shock would rock your world but the actual pain factor would only be 4 or 5ish. You'll pretty much just go numb after that. Thinking about it is a 3 on the pain scale! 
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05-23-2004, 07:59 PM
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that hurts, just thinking about it
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05-23-2004, 08:03 PM
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I'd rather not think about how painful that would be, just ask the dude I'm sure he'll give you a good idea.
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05-23-2004, 08:07 PM
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his sister said he is half the man he used to be. . he got pissed LOL and starting singing that song
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05-23-2004, 10:21 PM
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All I can say is OUCH...
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05-23-2004, 10:34 PM
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That hurts!
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05-23-2004, 10:35 PM
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wtf ?
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I think its your fault he's poppin those stitches !
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05-23-2004, 10:42 PM
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was the harley ok???
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05-23-2004, 11:22 PM
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05-23-2004, 11:24 PM
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Fuck a 10, it would be a 100! That shit's gotta fucking hurt!
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05-23-2004, 11:26 PM
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Damn. Leave the poor guy along and dont go anywhere near him. I would get a boner too!
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05-23-2004, 11:27 PM
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I can feel his pain while reading that!
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05-23-2004, 11:27 PM
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11...even im a "she" i know how painful it would be...
hope he's okey by now! |
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05-23-2004, 11:29 PM
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Thanks, Stasia, for telling that story.
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05-23-2004, 11:29 PM
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Oh My! I saw a dick get cut off before not pretty. A gay lover fight!!!
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05-24-2004, 12:13 AM
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Darn! I'm lucky I'm not him!
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05-24-2004, 01:31 AM
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Ouch!
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05-24-2004, 01:33 AM
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Ouch...hope the guy gets better
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05-24-2004, 01:34 AM
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Damn that must hurt a lot!!!! I don't have a dick and can feel the pain by reading this
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05-24-2004, 01:38 AM
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oh shit! poor guy. Hope he gets well soon.
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05-24-2004, 03:45 AM
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That sucks! Cut off dick?!
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05-24-2004, 03:51 AM
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poor dude. must have really hurt getting a hardon then the stitches ripping out! ouch
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05-24-2004, 03:57 AM
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fuck that s real painful poor guy
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05-24-2004, 04:53 AM
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Ouch, hurts just thinging about it.
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