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Stasia 05-23-2004 07:50 PM

Very Painful Story....
 
This guy i know aaron was working in his attic above his garage. He went off one of the boards in the attic and fell through. he landed on his harley. when he landed the pressure of the fall split his nut sack open, his testicles were hanging out, and split his botton of his dick open.

he went to the dr, they put everything back in and stitched him up. he is a very frisky and high sex drive guy. he constantly got boners and kept having to go back into the hospital to fix his stitches that were popping out.

Can you imagine the pain on a scale of 1-10..

they said he maybe able to still have chilcren..

Spunky 05-23-2004 07:51 PM

Owwww...damn my nuts hurt thinking about that :(

Screaming 05-23-2004 07:52 PM

jesus i would say an 15, that is horrible i hope he can still have kids if he could keep the hard ons at a lull until the stiches heal

AMADude 05-23-2004 07:53 PM

Oh fuck!
Just the thought of that makes my balls hurt!
:(

LoriAnderson 05-23-2004 07:53 PM

oh shit.... that would suck big time .... thats too bad.. :(

StuartD 05-23-2004 07:53 PM

uh... ok, I think I'm gonna cry, and I'm only reading about it :(

SureFire 05-23-2004 07:54 PM

Different mishap. But the guy recovered and produced. :(

herbal logic 05-23-2004 07:55 PM

not true, he wants you to feel bad for him. (trying to bang you)

ALiEn_OuT 05-23-2004 07:56 PM

:helpme omg that would suck

eroswebmaster 05-23-2004 07:58 PM

back in high school my drama teacher used to tell this story of his best friend that wiped out on a bicycle while they were out messing around...anyway busted his nut sack open.

Funny thing when he told that story the girls all laughed and the guys groaned.

Rob 05-23-2004 07:58 PM

In H.S. a friend of mine jumped over a fence at night and landed on a fire hyrdant on the way down - all sack. He now only has 1 nutty friend and it's all beat up (no pun intended). :(

I would say the initial shock would rock your world but the actual pain factor would only be 4 or 5ish. You'll pretty much just go numb after that. Thinking about it is a 3 on the pain scale! :mad:

WebTitan 05-23-2004 07:59 PM

that hurts, just thinking about it

Downtime 05-23-2004 08:03 PM

I'd rather not think about how painful that would be, just ask the dude I'm sure he'll give you a good idea.

Stasia 05-23-2004 08:07 PM

his sister said he is half the man he used to be. . he got pissed LOL and starting singing that song

aimeesweet 05-23-2004 10:21 PM

All I can say is OUCH...

newsdude 05-23-2004 10:34 PM

That hurts!

Illicit 05-23-2004 10:35 PM

I think its your fault he's poppin those stitches !

mandrake 05-23-2004 10:42 PM

was the harley ok???

EviLGuY 05-23-2004 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stasia
This guy i know aaron was working in his attic above his garage. He went off one of the boards in the attic and fell through. he landed on his harley. when he landed the pressure of the fall split his nut sack open, his testicles were hanging out, and split his botton of his dick open.

he went to the dr, they put everything back in and stitched him up. he is a very frisky and high sex drive guy. he constantly got boners and kept having to go back into the hospital to fix his stitches that were popping out.

Can you imagine the pain on a scale of 1-10..

they said he maybe able to still have chilcren..

Yikes. I hate stories like this.. make my balls ache in sympathy pangs. :Graucho

JDog 05-23-2004 11:24 PM

Fuck a 10, it would be a 100! That shit's gotta fucking hurt!

jDoG

Colonel Angus 05-23-2004 11:26 PM

Damn. Leave the poor guy along and dont go anywhere near him. I would get a boner too!

pure energy 05-23-2004 11:27 PM

I can feel his pain while reading that! :(

aSStig 05-23-2004 11:27 PM

11...even im a "she" i know how painful it would be...
hope he's okey by now!

Pornwolf 05-23-2004 11:29 PM

Thanks, Stasia, for telling that story. :helpme

Angelie 05-23-2004 11:29 PM

Oh My! I saw a dick get cut off before not pretty. A gay lover fight!!!

pimplink 05-24-2004 12:13 AM

Darn! I'm lucky I'm not him!

reynold 05-24-2004 01:31 AM

Ouch! :mad:

B40 05-24-2004 01:33 AM

Ouch...hope the guy gets better

NakedBo 05-24-2004 01:34 AM

Damn that must hurt a lot!!!! I don't have a dick and can feel the pain by reading this

Aquarius 05-24-2004 01:38 AM

oh shit! poor guy. Hope he gets well soon.

newsdude 05-24-2004 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
Oh My! I saw a dick get cut off before not pretty. A gay lover fight!!!

That sucks! Cut off dick?!

beemk 05-24-2004 03:47 AM

damn my nuts hurt just reading that

Spudman 05-24-2004 03:51 AM

poor dude. must have really hurt getting a hardon then the stitches ripping out! ouch

Tania 05-24-2004 03:57 AM

fuck that s real painful poor guy :helpme

cool1 05-24-2004 04:53 AM

Ouch, hurts just thinging about it.


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