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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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If you knew you had only 6 months to live...
what would you do with them?
You are not sick, and you hold your current financial status. I could give a pretty good guess on some replies upcoming, but think about it for a little bit and be honest. |
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
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jump into a volcano like joe.
or waste my money on crap i want to buy but dont now because i dont want to have a $0 balance.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Suicide bomb a school in a Palestinian refuge camp screaming "Jesus Akkbar!"
That's stir some shit up I bet. |
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aka K-Man
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i'd take out O.J.
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The first thing I'd do is cash out all my investments, double check that my life insurance policy was air-tight, then I'd quit this business immediately, and spend the remaining days on a beautiful beach somewhere with my wife and son, away from all you fuckers.
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we're living in a sick world.. |
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Sell all property & expendable posessions and travel. I'd want to see & do alittle of everything before I die and that cost money
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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It'd be better if the Pope cut Saddam's head off, yelling "God is great" .. But I think he's a little too old for that. |
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Sex is not better. Crack Cocaine is not better. Motorcycles / cars are not better. It's THE rush. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I agree, I think I would sky dive all around the world.
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Spend as much time with my family and friends and as little time as I can on the internet.
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Apply for as many credit cards as I could the first 3 months, then take them all to the limit the last 3 months with travel, dining and hooker expenses. I want people to say I took much more than my share with me
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fuck everything and everyone
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I'd work off my blacklist and make sure I won't go alone
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Each time I go, it's like Christmas Eve as a child. I can't sleep and i'm anxious ... There's something about hanging off the wing of an airplane, while it's flying ... It's just amazing. |
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yea, I also realize theres no time like the present, I am by NO means promised another day on this earth. That goes for all of you too
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3 & 5mins FLVs | RSS & Tube Feeds | Matching Thumbs | FLV Browser & Exporter | No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557 ![]() |
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OK here's what I would do, I started the shit.
Spend some time trying to contact old friends that I have cared about, but have lost touched with. Come clean within myself and admit the errors I have made. Travel and spend some time just talking and listening to regular people in some small towns across the USA. Pay a good writer to sit down with me and listen; then write my bio called "If I only knew then what I know then" principle. Set up my will, including my funeral. Just take my dead body in a wooden $69 pine box up in a helicopter while loud speakers play, (Sid Vicious's) version of "I did it my way," and drop the fucking dead ass in the Atlantic ocean. |
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I would definitely sky dive, take a trip with my family, eat very well and make sure everyone I'm leaving behind is taken care of, and last but not least, dig a few holes in the desert and rid of some scum from the past
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1 out of 2 American men get cancer at some point in their life.
1 out of 3 American women get cancer at some point in their life. ![]()
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Yep, my mother passed of colon cancer in 98.
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Your sixth sense and memory are scary. I may just freak you all out and pull an Andy Kaufman. But then again only KRL knows. PS. Why weren't you in the AMP, Juicey, who's best respected poll? ![]() |
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I wasn't even given the traditional 6 months. I don't know if it was simply denial because it was a somewhat unreal time, but my main reaction was to get into all the stuff - diet, exercise, etc - I should have worried about earlier.
I have no idea whether that helped, but for whatever reason I'm still here, coming up on 9 years. It's a good thing I didn't go on a last-minute binge and blow everything ![]() The most lasting change in my life has been that a lot of the things which used to matter most - ambition, money, peer opinion, etc - don't count for very much any more. A week in intensive care serves as a fairly salutary reminder as to how easily it can all be taken away. |
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