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DeadFidel 05-23-2004 03:50 AM

If you knew you had only 6 months to live...
 
what would you do with them?

You are not sick, and you hold your current financial status.

I could give a pretty good guess on some replies upcoming, but think about it for a little bit and be honest.

bringer 05-23-2004 03:51 AM

jump into a volcano like joe.

or waste my money on crap i want to buy but dont now because i dont want to have a $0 balance.

WarChild 05-23-2004 03:52 AM

Suicide bomb a school in a Palestinian refuge camp screaming "Jesus Akkbar!"

That's stir some shit up I bet.

kmanrox 05-23-2004 03:53 AM

i'd take out O.J.

Corleone 05-23-2004 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Suicide bomb a school in a Palestinian refuge camp screaming "Jesus Akkbar!"

That's stir some shit up I bet.

maybe you should spend some money for books so you won't die stupid

WarChild 05-23-2004 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
maybe you should spend some money for books so you won't die stupid
You mean it's not alright to blow up women and children? Even in the name of "god"?

Gman.357 05-23-2004 03:57 AM

The first thing I'd do is cash out all my investments, double check that my life insurance policy was air-tight, then I'd quit this business immediately, and spend the remaining days on a beautiful beach somewhere with my wife and son, away from all you fuckers. :glugglug

No shit.

DeadFidel 05-23-2004 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
jump into a volcano like joe.

or waste my money on crap i want to buy but dont now because i dont want to have a $0 balance.

That would not have been one of my guesses:1orglaugh

Tough croud on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.

Corleone 05-23-2004 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
You mean it's not alright to blow up women and children? Even in the name of "god"?
YES... but palestinan do, jews do, christs do, even george bush kills innocent children...

we're living in a sick world..

marcu5 05-23-2004 04:01 AM

Sell all property & expendable posessions and travel. I'd want to see & do alittle of everything before I die and that cost money :BangBang:


edit -

I also want to sky dive, I remember someone telling me how hard his adrenaline was pumping when he did.

WarChild 05-23-2004 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
YES... but palestinan do, jews do, christs do, even george bush kills innocent children...

we're living in a sick world..

I'm not a Christinan, I don't even belive in Christ. I just think it would stir up a mess of trouble.

It'd be better if the Pope cut Saddam's head off, yelling "God is great" .. But I think he's a little too old for that.

WarChild 05-23-2004 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
edit -

I also want to sky dive, I remember someone telling me how hard his adrenaline was pumping when he did.

Sky diving is bar none THE single best adrenaline rush there is.

Sex is not better.
Crack Cocaine is not better.
Motorcycles / cars are not better.

It's THE rush.

TheFrog 05-23-2004 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
YES... but palestinan do, jews do, christs do, even george bush kills innocent children...

we're living in a sick world..

yeah

Vitasoy 05-23-2004 04:10 AM

I agree, I think I would sky dive all around the world. :)

lazzlo 05-23-2004 04:25 AM

Spend as much time with my family and friends and as little time as I can on the internet.

Wilbo 05-23-2004 04:34 AM

Apply for as many credit cards as I could the first 3 months, then take them all to the limit the last 3 months with travel, dining and hooker expenses. I want people to say I took much more than my share with me :)

crackerboy 05-23-2004 04:39 AM

fuck everything and everyone

woj 05-23-2004 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Sky diving is bar none THE single best adrenaline rush there is.

Sex is not better.
Crack Cocaine is not better.
Motorcycles / cars are not better.

It's THE rush.

That's good to know, will have to try that soon.

RicardoB 05-23-2004 04:46 AM

I'd work off my blacklist and make sure I won't go alone :ak47:

WarChild 05-23-2004 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
That's good to know, will have to try that soon.
I'd highly, highly reccomend it. I'm not an expert, only having made 3 jumps to date. I am in love with the sport though.

Each time I go, it's like Christmas Eve as a child. I can't sleep and i'm anxious ... There's something about hanging off the wing of an airplane, while it's flying ... It's just amazing.

marcu5 05-23-2004 04:55 AM

yea, I also realize theres no time like the present, I am by NO means promised another day on this earth. That goes for all of you too :2 cents:


Also if any of you in SoCal have any good Sky Diving spots I can go to get trained, please drop the info!

Raf1 05-23-2004 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lazzlo
Spend as much time with my family and friends and as little time as I can on the internet.
same here

DeadFidel 05-23-2004 04:58 AM

OK here's what I would do, I started the shit.

Spend some time trying to contact old friends that I have cared about, but have lost touched with.
Come clean within myself and admit the errors I have made.
Travel and spend some time just talking and listening to regular people in some small towns across the USA.

Pay a good writer to sit down with me and listen; then write my bio called "If I only knew then what I know then" principle.

Set up my will, including my funeral. Just take my dead body in a wooden $69 pine box up in a helicopter while loud speakers play, (Sid Vicious's) version of "I did it my way," and drop the fucking dead ass in the Atlantic ocean.

WarChild 05-23-2004 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeadFidel

Set up my will, including my funeral. Just take my dead body in a wooden $69 pine box up in a helicopter while loud speakers play, (Sid Vicious's) version of "I did it my way," and drop the fucking dead ass in the Atlantic ocean.

That is a kick ass version of My Way. Apparently he could hardly stand when he recorded that .. Needed to be held up.

You can hear how fucked he is .. It's awesome. :)

Candice 05-23-2004 05:30 AM

I would definitely sky dive, take a trip with my family, eat very well and make sure everyone I'm leaving behind is taken care of, and last but not least, dig a few holes in the desert and rid of some scum from the past :)

KRL 05-23-2004 05:36 AM

1 out of 2 American men get cancer at some point in their life.

1 out of 3 American women get cancer at some point in their life.

:(

marcu5 05-23-2004 05:44 AM

Yep, my mother passed of colon cancer in 98.

DeadFidel 05-23-2004 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
1 out of 2 American men get cancer at some point in their life.

1 out of 3 American women get cancer at some point in their life.

:(


Your sixth sense and memory are scary. I may just freak you all out and pull an Andy Kaufman. But then again only KRL knows.

PS. Why weren't you in the AMP, Juicey, who's best respected poll?
:thumbsup

jayeff 05-23-2004 06:59 AM

I wasn't even given the traditional 6 months. I don't know if it was simply denial because it was a somewhat unreal time, but my main reaction was to get into all the stuff - diet, exercise, etc - I should have worried about earlier.

I have no idea whether that helped, but for whatever reason I'm still here, coming up on 9 years. It's a good thing I didn't go on a last-minute binge and blow everything :)

The most lasting change in my life has been that a lot of the things which used to matter most - ambition, money, peer opinion, etc - don't count for very much any more. A week in intensive care serves as a fairly salutary reminder as to how easily it can all be taken away.


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