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Old 05-22-2004, 09:17 PM   #1
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:stoned The best way to die (if you had to)

Not quite as hardcore as putting a pencil up your nose and banging down on a table... although it's a sure way to end yourself. Like most other suicide methods, it takes diamond balls the size of footballs.

I haven't tried this method myself (yet)






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Old 05-22-2004, 09:18 PM   #2
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...disturbing thread
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:19 PM   #3
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jesus that is horrible
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:20 PM   #4
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OUCH.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:21 PM   #5
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Thats pretty wicked

If I had to choose
I would pick drownding
its rather peaceful so I hear.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:21 PM   #6
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He had his reasons. I think it looks cool.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:22 PM   #7
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at least it didnt hurt much
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:23 PM   #8
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i never understood why some people love to look at pictures like that and the demand for those kind of sites. maybe it helps people realize their own mortality, or makes them feel tough, or theyre just sick people..
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:24 PM   #9
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:26 PM   #11
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Thats pretty wicked

If I had to choose
I would pick drownding
its rather peaceful so I hear.

Drowning is peaceful? Thats one of my major fears! I'd have to say if i could pick a way to die i'd go with a gunshot wound to the chest. I don't know how important my brain is after death but i'd like to keep it intact
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:29 PM   #12
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OUCH.
... although anything that can turn a human head to confetti in 0.2 seconds flat probably isn't too painful.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:32 PM   #13
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:36 PM   #14
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:21 PM   #15
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Drowning is peaceful? Thats one of my major fears! I'd have to say if i could pick a way to die i'd go with a gunshot wound to the chest. I don't know how important my brain is after death but i'd like to keep it intact
Just repeating what I have heard from Drs on the operation channel. The say its peaceful.

I don't really have any fear of it. Just dont want to die in some hospital.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:47 PM   #16
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I think I'd rather die in some way that leaves a fairly good looking corpse.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:48 PM   #17
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Damn must have had a really bad headache
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:50 PM   #18
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Thats pretty wicked

If I had to choose
I would pick drownding
its rather peaceful so I hear.
I don't think not being able to breathe would be very peaceful. No matter how much you may accept it, you'd still end up in a panic once you started taking in water.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:53 PM   #19
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i would imagine drowning would be several minutes of pain
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:57 PM   #20
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I've always thought ripping your throat out with your own hand would be pretty intense.

However, if you want to go out in style I recommend something different. Try getting on a 200 foot building and tying a 180 foot rope to the roof and your feet. Then tie a 170 foot wire around your neck and two the roof. Lastly super glue your hands to the top of your head.

After you jump you'll end up handing upside down with your head in your hands, spraying blood over the pedestrians who caused you so much grief.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:59 PM   #21
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I've always thought ripping your throat out with your own hand would be pretty intense.

However, if you want to go out in style I recommend something different. Try getting on a 200 foot building and tying a 180 foot rope to the roof and your feet. Then tie a 170 foot wire around your neck and two the roof. Lastly super glue your hands to the top of your head.

After you jump you'll end up handing upside down with your head in your hands, spraying blood over the pedestrians who caused you so much grief.
Wow, now that sounds cool.... you'd be famous for it too, sorta.
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:00 PM   #22
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Wow, now that sounds cool.... you'd be famous for it too, sorta.

Fuck! I posted that. Steve is visiting me in Panama and I didn't know he was logged into GFY on my laptop.
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:01 PM   #23
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I almost got smothered to death during a 69 once...

death by pussie is not a bad way to go
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Old 05-23-2004, 05:59 AM   #24
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its a pitty you cant kill yourself through masterbation I know because ive been trying for years
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:07 AM   #27
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and crucifixion , you cant kill yourself through crucifixion because there's no way you can put the last nail in
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:10 AM   #28
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I've always thought ripping your throat out with your own hand would be pretty intense.

However, if you want to go out in style I recommend something different. Try getting on a 200 foot building and tying a 180 foot rope to the roof and your feet. Then tie a 170 foot wire around your neck and two the roof. Lastly super glue your hands to the top of your head.

After you jump you'll end up handing upside down with your head in your hands, spraying blood over the pedestrians who caused you so much grief.
How much for exclusive video rights?

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Old 05-23-2004, 06:20 AM   #29
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I'd just go for an all out adrenaline rush and see what happened. Sooner or later I would end up killing myself. Skydiving, bungee jumping, cliff jumping etc etc etc. Atleast then I'd have fun doing it.
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That pic was a little graphic.
As long as I die instantly I don't care how I die.
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:26 AM   #31
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Just repeating what I have heard from Drs on the operation channel. The say its peaceful.

I don't really have any fear of it. Just dont want to die in some hospital.

Understood, but have you ever come close to drowning? I've almost drowned twice -- once in a pool, once at the beach. All I can really say is theres nothing peacful about swallowing lots of water and trying to grasp air.
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