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ldinternet 05-22-2004 09:17 PM

The best way to die (if you had to)
 
Not quite as hardcore as putting a pencil up your nose and banging down on a table... although it's a sure way to end yourself. Like most other suicide methods, it takes diamond balls the size of footballs.

I haven't tried this method myself (yet)


http://www.hotlinkpro.com/grenade.jpg


:2 cents:

AndrewKanuck 05-22-2004 09:18 PM

...disturbing thread

Screaming 05-22-2004 09:19 PM

jesus that is horrible

NaughtyAlysha 05-22-2004 09:20 PM

OUCH.

SlickRick 05-22-2004 09:21 PM

Thats pretty wicked

If I had to choose
I would pick drownding
its rather peaceful so I hear.

Jarrod 05-22-2004 09:21 PM

He had his reasons. I think it looks cool.

MrIzzz 05-22-2004 09:22 PM

at least it didnt hurt much

skinnay 05-22-2004 09:23 PM

i never understood why some people love to look at pictures like that and the demand for those kind of sites. maybe it helps people realize their own mortality, or makes them feel tough, or theyre just sick people..

SykkBoy 05-22-2004 09:24 PM

I want to die during an unforunate oxygen depravition incident under a pile of 25 nude female college coeds

EscortBiz 05-22-2004 09:25 PM

the guy in the pic survived

marcu5 05-22-2004 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickRick
Thats pretty wicked

If I had to choose
I would pick drownding
its rather peaceful so I hear.


Drowning is peaceful? Thats one of my major fears! I'd have to say if i could pick a way to die i'd go with a gunshot wound to the chest. I don't know how important my brain is after death but i'd like to keep it intact:2 cents:

ldinternet 05-22-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAlysha
OUCH.
... although anything that can turn a human head to confetti in 0.2 seconds flat probably isn't too painful. :)

Lycanthrope 05-22-2004 09:32 PM

Getting struck by lightning on the 10th tee of Augusta while banging Kaylani Lei doggystyle.

Trixie 05-22-2004 09:36 PM

morphine overdose

SlickRick 05-22-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
Drowning is peaceful? Thats one of my major fears! I'd have to say if i could pick a way to die i'd go with a gunshot wound to the chest. I don't know how important my brain is after death but i'd like to keep it intact:2 cents:
Just repeating what I have heard from Drs on the operation channel. The say its peaceful.

I don't really have any fear of it. Just dont want to die in some hospital.

EviLGuY 05-22-2004 10:47 PM

I think I'd rather die in some way that leaves a fairly good looking corpse. :)

EZRhino 05-22-2004 10:48 PM

Damn must have had a really bad headache

StuartD 05-22-2004 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickRick
Thats pretty wicked

If I had to choose
I would pick drownding
its rather peaceful so I hear.

I don't think not being able to breathe would be very peaceful. No matter how much you may accept it, you'd still end up in a panic once you started taking in water.

Lane 05-22-2004 10:53 PM

i would imagine drowning would be several minutes of pain

SteveLightspeed 05-22-2004 10:57 PM

I've always thought ripping your throat out with your own hand would be pretty intense.

However, if you want to go out in style I recommend something different. Try getting on a 200 foot building and tying a 180 foot rope to the roof and your feet. Then tie a 170 foot wire around your neck and two the roof. Lastly super glue your hands to the top of your head.

After you jump you'll end up handing upside down with your head in your hands, spraying blood over the pedestrians who caused you so much grief.

StuartD 05-22-2004 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I've always thought ripping your throat out with your own hand would be pretty intense.

However, if you want to go out in style I recommend something different. Try getting on a 200 foot building and tying a 180 foot rope to the roof and your feet. Then tie a 170 foot wire around your neck and two the roof. Lastly super glue your hands to the top of your head.

After you jump you'll end up handing upside down with your head in your hands, spraying blood over the pedestrians who caused you so much grief.

Wow, now that sounds cool.... you'd be famous for it too, sorta. :thumbsup

Rick Latona 05-22-2004 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Wow, now that sounds cool.... you'd be famous for it too, sorta. :thumbsup

Fuck! I posted that. Steve is visiting me in Panama and I didn't know he was logged into GFY on my laptop.

Groove 05-22-2004 11:01 PM

I almost got smothered to death during a 69 once...

death by pussie is not a bad way to go :Graucho

Firehorse 05-23-2004 05:59 AM

Death will choose how it takes me and the best way for me to die is to accept it with gratitude that I lived a full life! :thumbsup

Manowar 05-23-2004 06:04 AM

during my sleep, or maybe during sex

Basher 05-23-2004 06:05 AM

its a pitty you cant kill yourself through masterbation I know because ive been trying for years :Graucho

Basher 05-23-2004 06:07 AM

and crucifixion , you cant kill yourself through crucifixion because there's no way you can put the last nail in

Paul Waters 05-23-2004 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I've always thought ripping your throat out with your own hand would be pretty intense.

However, if you want to go out in style I recommend something different. Try getting on a 200 foot building and tying a 180 foot rope to the roof and your feet. Then tie a 170 foot wire around your neck and two the roof. Lastly super glue your hands to the top of your head.

After you jump you'll end up handing upside down with your head in your hands, spraying blood over the pedestrians who caused you so much grief.

How much for exclusive video rights?

:rasta

StRoGE 05-23-2004 06:20 AM

I'd just go for an all out adrenaline rush and see what happened. Sooner or later I would end up killing myself. Skydiving, bungee jumping, cliff jumping etc etc etc. Atleast then I'd have fun doing it.

NaughtyAllie 05-23-2004 06:24 AM

That pic was a little graphic.
As long as I die instantly I don't care how I die. :winkwink:

marcu5 05-23-2004 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickRick
Just repeating what I have heard from Drs on the operation channel. The say its peaceful.

I don't really have any fear of it. Just dont want to die in some hospital.


Understood, but have you ever come close to drowning? I've almost drowned twice -- once in a pool, once at the beach. All I can really say is theres nothing peacful about swallowing lots of water and trying to grasp air. :ak47:


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