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Magg · 05-22-2004, 05:28 PM

how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

05-22-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

you're at the right place to learn

Sarah_Jayne · 05-22-2004, 05:31 PM

my point is made

bringer · 05-22-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made

i agree with you now.

SpaceAce · 05-22-2004, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

Brat · 05-22-2004, 05:34 PM

you serious?!

Sarah_Jayne · 05-22-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
i agree with you now.

i always feel violated after you qoute me..like I am being fingered by your sig ;)

Elli · 05-22-2004, 05:36 PM

we covered this earlier today. Try to keep up.

Adult Site Traffic · 05-22-2004, 05:39 PM

Girls don't like boys.

Girls like cars and money.

bringer · 05-22-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i always feel violated after you qoute me..like I am being fingered by your sig ;)

then its working as planned

Sosa · 05-22-2004, 05:41 PM

SureFire · 05-22-2004, 05:46 PM

Sarah_Jayne · 05-22-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
Girls don't like boys.

Girls like cars and money.

I must now go kill myself because I recognized those lyrics.

EviLGuY · 05-22-2004, 05:56 PM

I think I have seen everything now.

smokingdawn · 05-22-2004, 05:58 PM

How old are you?

riosluts · 05-22-2004, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made

umm yeah i know now why you created that other thread

NaughtyAllie · 05-22-2004, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made

SlickRick · 05-22-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokingdawn
How old are you?

I was just about to ask that too
how old is this person

SlickRick · 05-22-2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

Magg, when you get hair down there, you will understand the nature of a woman... LOL

Marcus Aurelius · 05-22-2004, 06:26 PM

Okay, I'll handle this one. Girls have three distinct "orifices" in their nether region. Say it with me as we sound it out..

.ORR UHHH FUSS.

Very good you are learning quickly. The first and certainly most popular of orifice is the vagina, also known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures. This orifice is used solely for menstruation, sexual intercourse, and all the trappings of human female reproduction, according to grays anatomy this is one of the more "festive" human orifices.

The second Orifice we will cover is the "ANUS" say it with me as we sound it out

AYYYY NUHHH SS

Again, very good. The anus is used mainly for defecation, or the kinder term, pooping. It is also used in homosexual sex, the anus is home to many fecal born (poop related) germs, Anal sex without a condom (rubber birth control device applied to penis) is not recommended. And ATM or as we in the industry know it (ass to mouth) is certainly not recommended although it does well in some markets. Some people practice analinuguis (spelling?) which is a form of oral sex where the spincter muscles of the anus are stimulated by the tongue of your sexual partner producing euphoric feelings of joy triggered by the release of endorphines in the brain. This too is not recommended!

Finally we move to the third and final orifice, the URETHRA. Say it with me..

YOUR REATH RAH

Good, well done. This is the "pee hole" where urine is released from the female bladder and into a fitting receptacle such as a toilet or other bathroom related container such as a bedpan for instance. Some would say this urine would be more fittingly released upon a waiting female or male who is into what we call "golden showers" see also www.pissdrinkers.com I hope this lesson has clarified the mystery of the 3 female orifices.

In next weeks lesson we will cover the many splendored world of the mouth, lips, and tongue of the human female, you wont want to miss that, it will be absolutley riveting!.

merlin77 · 05-22-2004, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

Ha ha ha, now that answer I like!

abyss_al · 05-22-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made

so true

TheSwed · 05-22-2004, 06:29 PM

What to say?

abyss_al · 05-22-2004, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures.

"some popular cultures"

Marcus Aurelius · 05-22-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al

"some popular cultures"

As I was typing it I figured that line would be most likely to get a laugh. hehe.

Magg · 05-22-2004, 06:35 PM

when my sister was sleeping i checked and i could only find one, but if theres 3 wheres the other one???

is that one i found like not a hole but like an opening and the holes are inside it?

u think if i ask my sister she will show me?

count blingula · 05-22-2004, 06:35 PM

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NakedBo · 05-22-2004, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

I'm gonna save this post, and borrow this on the right ocassion if you don't mind

Sarah_Jayne · 05-22-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
umm yeah i know now why you created that other thread

oddly I started that one before this one started..just helped to illustrate my point.

Matiz · 05-22-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

LOL

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Okay, I'll handle this one. Girls have three distinct "orifices" in their nether region. Say it with me as we sound it out.. .ORR UHHH FUSS. Very good you are learning quickly. The first and certainly most popular of orifice is the vagina, also known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures. This orifice is used solely for menstruation, sexual intercourse, and all the trappings of human female reproduction, according to grays anatomy this is one of the more "festive" human orifices. The second Orifice we will cover is the "ANUS" say it with me as we sound it out AYYYY NUHHH SS Again, very good. The anus is used mainly for defecation, or the kinder term, pooping. It is also used in homosexual sex, the anus is home to many fecal born (poop related) germs, Anal sex without a condom (rubber birth control device applied to penis) is not recommended. And ATM or as we in the industry know it (ass to mouth) is certainly not recommended although it does well in some markets. Some people practice analinuguis (spelling?) which is a form of oral sex where the spincter muscles of the anus are stimulated by the tongue of your sexual partner producing euphoric feelings of joy triggered by the release of endorphines in the brain. This too is not recommended! Finally we move to the third and final orifice, the URETHRA. Say it with me.. YOUR REATH RAH Good, well done. This is the "pee hole" where urine is released from the female bladder and into a fitting receptacle such as a toilet or other bathroom related container such as a bedpan for instance. Some would say this urine would be more fittingly released upon a waiting female or male who is into what we call "golden showers" see also www.pissdrinkers.com I hope this lesson has clarified the mystery of the 3 female orifices. In next weeks lesson we will cover the many splendored world of the mouth, lips, and tongue of the human female, you wont want to miss that, it will be absolutley riveting!.

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