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Magg 05-22-2004 05:28 PM

Question about girls and sex
 
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

:helpme

buddyjuf 05-22-2004 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

:helpme

you're at the right place to learn :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 05-22-2004 05:31 PM

my point is made

bringer 05-22-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made
i agree with you now.

SpaceAce 05-22-2004 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

:helpme

If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

Brat 05-22-2004 05:34 PM

:eek7


you serious?!

Sarah_Jayne 05-22-2004 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
i agree with you now.

i always feel violated after you qoute me..like I am being fingered by your sig ;)

Elli 05-22-2004 05:36 PM

we covered this earlier today. Try to keep up.

Adult Site Traffic 05-22-2004 05:39 PM

Girls don't like boys.


Girls like cars and money. :winkwink:

bringer 05-22-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i always feel violated after you qoute me..like I am being fingered by your sig ;)
then its working as planned :Graucho

Sosa 05-22-2004 05:41 PM

wow :1orglaugh

SureFire 05-22-2004 05:46 PM

:helpme

Sarah_Jayne 05-22-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
Girls don't like boys.


Girls like cars and money. :winkwink:

I must now go kill myself because I recognized those lyrics.

EviLGuY 05-22-2004 05:56 PM

I think I have seen everything now. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

smokingdawn 05-22-2004 05:58 PM

How old are you?

riosluts 05-22-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made
umm yeah i know now why you created that other thread

NaughtyAllie 05-22-2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SlickRick 05-22-2004 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokingdawn
How old are you?
I was just about to ask that too
how old is this person

SlickRick 05-22-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
how many holes does a girl have???

Do they share one for sex and pee like guys? How do u put it in?

:helpme


Magg, when you get hair down there, you will understand the nature of a woman... LOL

Marcus Aurelius 05-22-2004 06:26 PM

Okay, I'll handle this one. Girls have three distinct "orifices" in their nether region. Say it with me as we sound it out..

.ORR UHHH FUSS.

Very good you are learning quickly. The first and certainly most popular of orifice is the vagina, also known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures. This orifice is used solely for menstruation, sexual intercourse, and all the trappings of human female reproduction, according to grays anatomy this is one of the more "festive" human orifices.

The second Orifice we will cover is the "ANUS" say it with me as we sound it out

AYYYY NUHHH SS

Again, very good. The anus is used mainly for defecation, or the kinder term, pooping. It is also used in homosexual sex, the anus is home to many fecal born (poop related) germs, Anal sex without a condom (rubber birth control device applied to penis) is not recommended. And ATM or as we in the industry know it (ass to mouth) is certainly not recommended although it does well in some markets. Some people practice analinuguis (spelling?) which is a form of oral sex where the spincter muscles of the anus are stimulated by the tongue of your sexual partner producing euphoric feelings of joy triggered by the release of endorphines in the brain. This too is not recommended!

Finally we move to the third and final orifice, the URETHRA. Say it with me..

YOUR REATH RAH

Good, well done. This is the "pee hole" where urine is released from the female bladder and into a fitting receptacle such as a toilet or other bathroom related container such as a bedpan for instance. Some would say this urine would be more fittingly released upon a waiting female or male who is into what we call "golden showers" see also www.pissdrinkers.com I hope this lesson has clarified the mystery of the 3 female orifices.

In next weeks lesson we will cover the many splendored world of the mouth, lips, and tongue of the human female, you wont want to miss that, it will be absolutley riveting!.

merlin77 05-22-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

Ha ha ha, now that answer I like!

abyss_al 05-22-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
my point is made
so true

TheSwed 05-22-2004 06:29 PM

:Graucho What to say?

abyss_al 05-22-2004 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
known as the "Birth Canal" or pussy in some popular cultures.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"some popular cultures"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 05-22-2004 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by abyss_al
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"some popular cultures"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


As I was typing it I figured that line would be most likely to get a laugh. hehe.

Magg 05-22-2004 06:35 PM

when my sister was sleeping i checked and i could only find one, but if theres 3 wheres the other one???

is that one i found like not a hole but like an opening and the holes are inside it?

u think if i ask my sister she will show me?

count blingula 05-22-2004 06:35 PM

what is sex?:(

NakedBo 05-22-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm gonna save this post, and borrow this on the right ocassion if you don't mind

Sarah_Jayne 05-22-2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
umm yeah i know now why you created that other thread
oddly I started that one before this one started..just helped to illustrate my point.

Matiz 05-22-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
If she's in love with you, she has three holes; if she just likes you a lot, she has two holes; if she's just doing it because she needs to be laid, she has one; if you piss her off, she has no holes.

The pee does not come out where the penis goes in.

SpaceAce

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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