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Old 05-22-2004, 04:39 PM   #1
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I cut my girl-friend's asshole last night
I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:40 PM   #2
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can you translate that into english for me?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:41 PM   #3
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can you translate that into english for me?
I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:41 PM   #4
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I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit
Have you lived lomg in Tampa? Ever thought about learning english?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:41 PM   #5
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I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?
ah. maybe the cat got in the way.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:42 PM   #6
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:42 PM   #7
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:43 PM   #8
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I poked my girlfriend in the bum TWICE, on accident of course. Both times it was dark.

Although I didn't continually pound. After she screamed I immediatly pulled out... it felt good for the 2 seconds though :P
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:43 PM   #9
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I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?
Omg thats funny .. he's about as good at sex in the dark as he is at typing english

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Old 05-22-2004, 04:43 PM   #10
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I don't understand what you're trying to say
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:43 PM   #11
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it's happened to me before. slips out and then he tries puttin it back in real fast. but it goes in the ass.. WOW. it fuckin HURTS a LOT
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM   #12
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Sorry Guys I just nervous
Yea i'm from Cuba
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM   #13
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM   #14
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I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit
odd, your girl bled when I fucked her ass too...you haven't been properly priming the pump...
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM   #15
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it's happened to me before. slips out and then he tries puttin it back in real fast. but it goes in the ass.. WOW. it fuckin HURTS a LOT
Yeah, no shit. (errrr)

I can't believe he kept going through her screaming though? What's with that?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:49 PM   #16
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I would like to volunteer to introduce all you dude's girlfriends to anal sex.

That way it is done right, with care.

Then will know how to show you what to do.

Cause right now, none of you have a clue!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 05-22-2004, 04:49 PM   #17
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Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:51 PM   #18
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Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?
Guh?
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM   #19
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Guh?
Ellie answer his question! lol
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM   #20
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Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?
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Guh?

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Old 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM   #21
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:56 PM   #22
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Did the bitch not know there word "stop"? Or maybe that word isn't in his limited vocabulary.

Personally I'd shit on a guy's FACE if he kept fucking my ass after I screamed.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:56 PM   #23
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It's Many Cuban people around! And I working hot so no time
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:57 PM   #24
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Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?
Temperature has nothing to do with it. If a guy is sexing me up from behind, then slips it somewhere it wasn't expected, and I scream in pain, and he KEEPS GOING, then I get MAD. Then there's NO MORE SEX. C'est finis. Finito.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:58 PM   #25
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:58 PM   #26
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It's Many Cuban people around! And I working hot so no time
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Ohhhh..

translation: "Hot" means "hard"

THAT explains EVERYTHING!
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:59 PM   #27
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:06 PM   #29
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Temperature has nothing to do with it. If a guy is sexing me up from behind, then slips it somewhere it wasn't expected, and I scream in pain, and he KEEPS GOING, then I get MAD. Then there's NO MORE SEX. C'est finis. Finito.
But the question is.....

....do you let him keep his balls?




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Old 05-22-2004, 05:08 PM   #31
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it's hard to believe someone accidentally pokes it into someone's asshole... that shit's on purpose!
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But the question is.....

....do you let him keep his balls?
So far they are still attached. The "accident" hasn't happened in a few years, though, so I think he's learned his lesson without bloodshed.
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Why would you keep fucking her in the ass? Wasn't it obvious that it hurt her?
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Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?
Elli I think he's hitting on you.
Better watch out, he might trip and fall
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Guys i gotta go to hospital to see her
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Baahhahahhahha

That's awesome. Ok, you do that.

I'll just consider this "dave77" nick retired.
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I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean Shit
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I fucked a tranny last night and this is how I am rationalizing it.
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