I cut my girl-friend's asshole last night
 

I can't believe but it's happened
I just fucked her as usual but it's go to another hole :(
It was darkness around so i can't see it! She just scream and
i was thinking Wow this gal so hot so i keep pumped her ass hard
so in the end I find out her shit on me... da ya know what i mean :( Shit

can you translate that into english for me?

I think he accidently fucked his girlfriend's ass because he found shit on his cock?

Have you lived lomg in Tampa? Ever thought about learning english? :winkwink:

ah. maybe the cat got in the way.

thats great... :eek7

I poked my girlfriend in the bum TWICE, on accident of course. Both times it was dark.

Although I didn't continually pound. After she screamed I immediatly pulled out... it felt good for the 2 seconds though :P

Omg thats funny .. he's about as good at sex in the dark as he is at typing english

:eek7

I don't understand what you're trying to say :helpme

it's happened to me before. slips out and then he tries puttin it back in real fast. but it goes in the ass.. WOW. it fuckin HURTS a LOT

Sorry Guys I just nervous
Yea i'm from Cuba

now thats a nightmare.

odd, your girl bled when I fucked her ass too...you haven't been properly priming the pump...

Yeah, no shit. (errrr)

I can't believe he kept going through her screaming though? What's with that?

I would like to volunteer to introduce all you dude's girlfriends to anal sex.

That way it is done right, with care.

Then will know how to show you what to do.

Cause right now, none of you have a clue!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rasta

Elli I was hot did U been Hot ?

Guh?

Ellie answer his question! lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WTF???:helpme

Did the bitch not know there word "stop"? Or maybe that word isn't in his limited vocabulary.

Personally I'd shit on a guy's FACE if he kept fucking my ass after I screamed.

Anna_O
I live in Tampa for 5 years
It's Many Cuban people around! And I working hot so no time
for english

Temperature has nothing to do with it. If a guy is sexing me up from behind, then slips it somewhere it wasn't expected, and I scream in pain, and he KEEPS GOING, then I get MAD. Then there's NO MORE SEX. C'est finis. Finito.

Zzzz.. Another boring fake character.

Ohhhh..

translation: "Hot" means "hard"

THAT explains EVERYTHING!

Bad aim.

Stupidity is an artform

Thanks People for your understanding! :(

But the question is.....

....do you let him keep his balls?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:rasta

it's hard to believe someone accidentally pokes it into someone's asshole... that shit's on purpose!

So far they are still attached. The "accident" hasn't happened in a few years, though, so I think he's learned his lesson without bloodshed. :Graucho

Why would you keep fucking her in the ass? Wasn't it obvious that it hurt her?

:1orglaugh

Raf1
Why would you keep fucking her in the ass? Wasn't it obvious that it hurt her?
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Dude, She just called to me She say She still LOVE ME
:)

This is the funniest thread in a long time:1orglaugh

Elli I think he's hitting on you.
Better watch out, he might trip and fall :Graucho :1orglaugh

shit dick sucks

Guys i gotta go to hospital to see her

Baahhahahhahha

That's awesome. Ok, you do that.

I'll just consider this "dave77" nick retired.

marklar mkay?

:1orglaugh

translation:

I fucked a tranny last night and this is how I am rationalizing it.

I lost some brain cells by reading this thread. :(

:winkwink:

LOL

Don't worry, she'll stick a finger up your ass next time.